this was my dream from last night... and I appologize for the immaturity level.
Bella's POV
Alice's POV
My POV
Authors note
"So my dear, listen to this story well
"So my dear, listen to this story well." I opened twilight and sat in front of my best friend Kelsey.
"Okay!"
"Now it was dear Bella's first day at school"
I entered the cafeteria with Jessica Stanley, and was waved down by a beautiful boy with bronze hair. He was gorgeous, so of course, I followed his waving orders and sat down next to him. To my surprise, he cringed away, and made growling noises. Before I knew it, he was whipping out his cell phone.
"Alice, I need to speak with Esme."
"Tell me first! Tell me first!!" I harassed Edward into telling me his secret.
"I think I am in love."
"ooooh I bet I know is it that new girl! I soooo knew it first!!"
"New Girl? Edward?! Is Edward in love!?" Esme cheered from the drivers seat.
Did he just say he's in love with me? Standing up, I went over to a blonde baby faced boy sitting in a rocking chair.
"Hi I am Bella!"
"I am Mike Newton!! Bella you are sooo hot!!" He started to giggle. "Ooh I think you gave me an erection!!"
"Okey Dokey then, Mike." (Please Please remember that this was a dream, I couldnt control what was going on!)
"Now Kelsey, listen this is the most important chapter."
The whole Cullen family made their way into the cafeteria with my dad.
"now Bella, have safe sex!!" Charlie called to me, and then turned to stare at Esme who was standing in her bra and a tennis skirt. "Wow!" He mumbled some more inappropriate things. (As I said, why Esme was wearing such things, I do not know)
"WE ARE VAMPIRES!!" Edward and Emmet danced in a circle.
"Can I have your attention?" Everyone looks at Carlisle. "I am going to show you the secret of my studies…. NAKED." (This sent me into hysterics... even in my dream I was laughing so hard.)
Everyone moves out to the balcony, where Carlisle is standing in a towel.
"I am going to live life!" Charlie ran around in circles, laughing with joy, and then jumped off the balcony, landing on a rock.
"Well that didn't work so well." Charlie wades into the water. Everyone moved down the steps and splashed happily into the water. Elephants and other animals moved around in the water. And then a monkey through at rock at me, and it hit me in the shoulder.
"Now remember, not all the animals are nice." Carlisle exclaimed joyfully.
"HEY!! OUCHY THAT HURTS!!" I cried out in pain and glared at the monkey,.
"Im sorry." The monkey cried a little and gave me a hug.
"That's okay!" The monkey pulled out a squirt gun and started shooting at people.
"BELLA YOU ARE FULL OFFFF WATER!!" The monkey screamed excitedly, and the cullens, my dad, the animals and I began to river dance.
"IM BRINGING SEXY BACK!!" Edward danced around.
"Ummm interesting." Kelsey ran out of the room.
So... I am sorry about that, I just thought I would add it... hehehe. R.R.