Disclaimer: I don't own Glee; that is owned by Ryan Murphy and his team.
"Something is special because you are a part of it. Mr. Schue, I love you so much! And to all the boys and girls out there I just want to say quickly before I walk off the stage that dreams really do come true, so thank you!"
With a start, Rachel woke up. Once again she was dreaming about giving her acceptance speech at the Tony Awards, but this one was so odd. Even as she went to lay down again, Rachel recognized the all-too-familiar pressure on her bladder, and pushed herself up for the waddle to the bathroom, navigating by moonlight rather than risk waking her spouse.
Kurt and Blaine better appreciate this! I don't care what names they claim to have chosen, there better be a "Rachel" or "Ray" somewhere in this kid's name, or I will ban them from coming backstage at my next show!
As she walked back down the hall to the bedroom, Rachel saw the bedside light was on. So much for not waking her up, she thought, and leaned over for a kiss as she got back into bed.
"The baby wake you again, sweetie?" Quinn asked.
"Actually no, or maybe in part. I was dreaming about accepting my Tony Award—"
"Again? Haven't you had that dream at least once a week since you were like five or something?" her wife asked with a smile.
"Hush you!" Rachel said with a huff. "And I was four the first time, so there. No, what was strange was that I was giving my speech, and I thanked my dads, and Carmen Tibideaux, and the glee club, and made a big deal out of thanking Mr. Schue, like I should, but I didn't thank you, I was married to Jesse, so I thanked him instead!"
"Jesse!" Quinn exclaimed as she rolled her eyes. "Like you would ever marry that pompous ass! It's bad enough that you are co-starring with him in this production, and he keeps trying to claim he's the assistant director, but married to him?" Quinn began chuckling. "Rachel, that's too much!"
"I know, right? And get this. Not only was I married to Jesse, but Sue Sylvester was Vice President of the United States!"
Quinn shook her head and started laughing harder. "Oh that's too much! She's vice president of the Lima school board, but that's it. I'll admit, I am surprised she's turned into such a supporter of Mr. Schue and the arts academy, but the thought of her as Vice President instead of Elizabeth Warren is hilarious. That's it missy. Stop worrying about the Tonys; you're a shoo-in for Best Actress. Furthermore, I don't care what Kurt and Blaine say, no more kale and papaya smoothies before bedtime!"
AN: I don't know whether kale & papaya smoothies are a thing, so don't ask. As for the rest, the thought of Rachel marrying Jesse makes me ill, so I had to fix it. Kindly critique away.