Lee's secret
Well, here's another parody of Katy Perry's song I Kissed A Girl, starring Lee! He's got a secret, so here it is!
Disclaimer: I do not own tekken so quit making me feel bad!
'Guys, I know you've all been wondering why I called you." Lee sighed.
"Yeah, what's up?' Hwoarang asked with the least bit of interest.
"*Sigh* I got a secret" Lee finally said, gulping.
"You're gay." Jin said interrupting him.
"WHAT?! NO! I'm not gay!" Lee said blushing.
"Really?" Bryan asked confused.
"Yes." Lee said positively.
"Positive?" Yoshimitsu said with a questioned look.
"Yes! God, why do you think IM gay?!" Lee shouted angrily.
"Because you seem a bit fruity." Steve said smiling.
"Oh IM fruity?! You're the one with a gay ass accent! THAT'S ONLY CUTE ON GIRLS! WITH YOU, IT'S ANNOYING!" Lee shouted furiously.
"Spill it! Before I spill your brains out!" Kazuya threatened.
"OKAY! *Sigh* HIT IT LEI!" Lee said pointing at Lei.
(Lei plays the tune to [you should know!] I Kissed A Girl.)
I SCREWED A BOY
VERSE 1
THIS WAS NEVER THE WAY I PLANNED
NOT MY INTENTION
I WAS SO DRUNK
AND CAVE IN
TO THE ARRANGEMENT
IT'S NOT WHAT I'M USE TO
IT'S THE FIRST TIME I BEEN WITH A DUDE
I WAS CURIOUS TOO
NOW I'M HAVING THIS INTERVENTION
CHORUS
I SCREWED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
THE TASTE OF HIS CRUSTY CHAPPED LIPS
I SCREWED A BOY JUST TO TRY IT
HOPE THE LADIES DON'T MIND IT
IT FELT SO WRONG, IT FELT SO RIGHT
DON'T MEAN I'M GAY, ALL RIGHT!
I SCREWED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
I LIKED IT
VERSE 2
NO I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS NAME
IT DOESN'T MATTER
IT WAS JUST A LITTLE EXPERIMENTAL GAME
NOTHING SERIOUS!
IT'S NOT WHAT
I USUALLY DO
NOT MY KIND OF THING
HE WAS JUST A FLING
NOT MY NEW BOO
CHORUS
I SCREWED A BOY
AND I LIKED IT
THE TASTE OF HIS CRUSTY CHAPPED LIPS
I SCREWED A BOY JUST TO TRY IT
HOPE THE LADIES DON'T MIND IT
IT FELT SO WRONG, IT FELT SO RIGHT
PLEASE GUYS DON'T KICK MY ASS TONIGHT
I SCREWED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
I LIKED IT
VERSE 3
YES IM SUCH A CATCH
MY NICE ABS, TONE SKIN
SO SEXABLE
HARD TO RESIST
SO LOVEABLE
TOO GOOD TO DENY IT
AINT NO BIG DEAL
IT'S LIKE SCREWING A GIRL------------
ONLY BACKWARDS-----------
CHORUS
I SCREWD A BOY
AND I LIKED IT
THE TASTE OF HIS CRUSTY CHAPPED LIPS
I SCREWED A BOY JUST TO TRY IT
HOPE THE LADIES DON'T MIND IT
IT FELT SO WRONG, IT FELT SO RIGHT
PLEASE DON'T KICK MY ASS TONIGHT
I SCREWED A BOY AND I LIKED IT
I LIKED IT
"* Pant pant* well?" Lee huffed out of breath.
"Now, you're sure you're not gay?" Raven asked unsurely.
"YES!" Lee shouted.
"Really? REALLY?!" Law asked a second time.
"YES! I'D BELIEVE YOU IF YOU SAID YOU WASN'T!" Lee shouted.
[Long-short pause]
" …… LET'S KICK HIS ASS!" Paul roared.
"YAH!" the other guys agreed.
"NO! NOOOOO!" Lee shouted covering himself.
"STOP!" Feng said blocking Lee.
"Man, if you don't move your ass! Imma cut the bacon off your back!" Eddy shouted.
"Why are you-- *gasp* IT WAS YOU!" Lee said pointing at him.
"*Blushed*UGH! HELL NO!" Feng roared.
"Then why are you blocking?" Lee asked confused.
"Because you have Zafina's number, dumb ass" Feng said.
"Oh!" Lee said giving him the number. "Here you go!"
"Thanks, OKAY, PROCEED ON!" Feng said walking away.
"YARRRGGGHHH!!!" the guys cheered.
"AHHHHHH! I mean, *deep voice* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Lee screamed.
"NO!" Miguel said blocking.
"What? YOU want a number TO?!" Lee asked irritated.
"Unless it's yours." Miguel winked.
"*Gasp* YOU'RE THE ONE I------"Lee gasped in disbelief.
"Yup and you didn't even call! * Slaps him* okay, now get him." Miguel said strutting away.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Lee screamed.
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Well, that's it! If ya got a problem wit it, fine, everyone is entitled to they're opinion, whether it's good or bad. But if you did like it YAY! *Claps hands* so review if you like to. ALL COMMENTS ACCEPTED! (Even the ones who got the grapes to cuss me out!)