Road trip to Hades

A/N: I'm back with a sequel to 'The Last Olympian: the Alternate Ending'! Please read that one first (otherwise this one won't make sense). FYI: Ari and Sy will be causing loads of trouble.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Sylar, PJO or anything reasonably well known. I do own the plot.

Chapter 1: We get kicked out of camp

3rd person POV

"Sy, can we please leave this camp." Arianna Chase begged.

"We will, as soon as we wreak enough havoc to force them to give us a quest or kick us out." Sylar explained for the umpteenth time.

"Why can't we sneak out?" Arianna whined.

"As I said, it is way more fun to get kicked out of a place than to sneak out." Sylar rubbed his temples, where his never ending headache was.

"Fine, what's the prank tonight?" Arianna asked, all of her pouting non-existent.

"We're going to TP the Ares Cabin and put a big gift tag on it." Sylar grinned evilly.

Both teenage immortals grabbed their giant slingshot, composed of two sticks and a giant rubber band (like the ones they use for physical therapy), several packages of cheap toilet paper, silly string, raw eggs, 100% natural maple syrup, super glue, and silicon caulking. They planted their slingshot behind the Ares Cabin.

"You ready Sy?" Arianna asked excitedly.

"Did you even have to ask?" Sylar grinned.

Arianna took the super glue and caulking and went to each window and super glued it shut then she used the caulking to seal the other sides of the windows.

'It's a good think that these windows are made out of tempered glass.' Arianna thought.

Arianna went to the door and super glued all four edges to the door frame. She filled in the rest of the cracks with the caulk.

'I'd better glue the hinges too.' So Arianna applied the rest of the super glue to the hinges. She returned to Sylar; who was soaking the toilet paper in the maple syrup.

"Ari, did you seal the door and windows?"

Arianna snorted, "Of course I did, I even glued the hinges shut. OK, boss what's phase two?"

Sylar chuckled, "We fling these-" he indicated the maple syrup covered toilet paper "-at the cabin."

"Aye-Aye Captain!" Arianna mock-saluted him.

The two proceeded to load the slingshot, or as they christened it- Psycho Slinger.

"Fire in the hole!" Sylar shouted.

"THREE, TWO, ONE FIRE!" Arianna released the Psycho Slinger.

The roll of toilet paper landed on the roof. It hit the roof with a splat.

"It's a good thing we're doing this in the dead of night." Arianna stated.

"It's a good thing that they're heavy sleepers." Sylar pointed out.

The two of them reloaded the Psycho Slinger until they were out of toilet paper.

"We're out of toilet paper, so what's phase three?" Arianna asked excitedly.

"Egging," Sylar replied. "This is the phase that we're most likely going to get caught, so we have to be quiet."

"I know that Sy,"

Arianna grabbed several eggs and began pelting them at the cabin. Sylar quickly joined her and threw his eggs higher and harder. They were soon out of eggs.

"Can I please do phase four?" Arianna begged.

"But you don't know what it is yet." Sylar smirked.

"What is it?" Arianna gave Sylar her best puppy dog face.

"It's in two parts."

Arianna nodded excitedly.

"Part one: we leave our signature…in silly string. Part two: we set up the extra syrup to dump on whoever tries to break in or out."

"Which part do you want?" Sylar asked politely.

"The silly string one," Arianna whispered.

Sylar handed Arianna the silly string. She took off with it to write on the wall. Meanwhile, Sylar grabbed the bucket of syrup and rigged it to fall as soon as the door was opened. The pair met up behind the cabin.

"So Ari, what'd you write."

"I can't tell Sy, it's a secret." Arianna put a finger to her lips.

"Fine, I guess I'll find out soon enough."

The pair walked back to their respective cabins; both waiting for the morning.

*The next morning*

"I wonder how long it'll take them to figure it out." Arianna whispered to Sylar the next morning.

"I can't wait to see the looks on their faces." Sylar whispered back.

"What did the two of you do this time?" Nico asked his brother.

"You'll see,"

When all the cabins gathered (except Ares of course) for breakfast, Chiron called for their attention.

"Campers, have any of you seen the Ares Campers today?"

"No, but you should see their cabin!" One of the Stoll brothers called.

"What exactly does the cabin look like?" Chiron asked.

"Terribly awesome!" The other Stoll brother shouted.

Nico, who happened to be listening to the conversation, shot Arianna and Sylar a look. It clearly said 'what did you do?'

"I would like for you all to wait here while I check the Ares Cabin out." Chiron called over the chatter before trotting off to the cabin.

Naturally, most of the campers followed Chiron the centaur to the Ares Cabin.

"Their startled gasps of surprise are music to my ears." Arianna whispered to Sylar.

Sylar snickered and waited for the other shoe to fall.

"Everyone please stand back. I am going to breakdown the door."

Everyone who was there backed up uneasily, except for Sylar and Arianna. Chiron reared up on his front legs and tried to kick the door in. The door imploded and some of the shrapnel stuck to Chiron's hooves. As soon as Chiron crossed the threshold of the cabin, a bucket of maple syrup with toilet paper scraps dumped on him.

"Whoever did this will be kicked out of here!" Chiron shouted angrily.

Sylar and Arianna shared a grin

"Ch-Chiron? I think I know who did this." A timid whisper came from an Apollo girl.

"Please tell us, Karina." Chiron said softly, the anger was still evident in his voice though.

The girl, Karina shivered and pointed to one of the walls of the cabin. Chiron (and the crowd) walked over to the wall where Karina pointed.

Chiron blanched, "Thalia Grace, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Arianna Chase, Sylar Grey, and Nico DiAngelo, could you all come here please?"

The six mentioned stepped forward to meet Chiron's angry gaze.

"Could you please tell me what the meaning of all of this is?" He indicated the vandalized cabin.

"What do you mean Chiron? We only found out this morn—" Annabeth broke off when she saw the note written in silly string.

The note said:

WE ARE TIRED OF TAKING ALL OF YOUR CRAP.

YOU MAKE US SICK.

QUIT PICKING ON US.

WE STRONGLY DISLIKE YOU.

REMEMBER: NO LEAVE NO REPRIEVE!

LOVE FROM,

PERCY, ANNABETH, THALIA, ARIANNA, SYLAR AND NICO.

The strangest thing about the note, other than the forthcoming of the vandals, was the fact that it looked like it was written by multiple authors. Even weirder was the fact that each line looked like it was written in one of the vandals' own hand writing.

"Alright, all of you miscreants, to the Big House!" Chiron commanded.

The 'miscreants' followed Chiron up to the Big House. No one noticed the smirks passed between Sylar and Arianna. Once they entered, they noticed Mr. D AKA Dionysius, god of wine, and Artemis, goddess of the Hunt, sitting at the ping-pong table.

"Uh-oh," Percy whispered.

"Chiron informed us that some vandalism happened to the Ares Cabin. Would you care to explain your reasoning behind what you did?" Artemis asked calmly.

"Well, as our note clearly states, we want out of here. If you choose to be stubborn about it, we'll do something even worse to the point of you expelling us from camp forever." Sylar stated.

"Fine, where do you wish to go?" Chiron asked sullenly.

Sylar and Arianna looked at each other and responded at the same time, "Road trip."

"WHAT! YOU THINK THAT YOU LOT CAN WALK IN HERE AND SCHMOOZE UP TO CHIRON AND GET AWAY WITH OUT PUNISHMENT? WELL I THINK NOT! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS INDIGNANTY!" Mr. D shouted. Incidentally, it was the most the campers had ever heard him speak with any form of emotion.

"Well think about it Mr. D, on our road trip we would be fighting off the remainder of Kronos' Army and there's a high chance of injury, or even death." Arianna pointed out.

"I will agree with Dionysius that your prank was intolerable, but to send a group of half-bloods around the country chasing and destroying the remnants of Kronos' army is in fact a wonderful thing. You all—including my lieutenant—have my permission to leave camp and search for monsters." Artemis declared.

"Well as long as it's for a good cause, you have my permission." Chiron sighed.

"As long as there's a chance that you could die, I say go for it. I'll punish you when you get back." Dionysius grunted.

"Okay then, give us and hour and we'll be out of your hair." Arianna said cheerily.

"Okay, we'll meet at Thalia's Tree at eleven thirty. If you don't Ari and I will come looking for you." Sylar commanded.

The group raced off to their cabins to prepare for a long road trip. At exactly eleven thirty, they met Sylar and Arianna at Thalia's tree.

"Are ya'll ready?" Arianna asked.

The group nodded and passed through the borders of Camp Half-Blood.

Sylar turned to face the group. "Okay now they can't see or hear us, and that includes the gods. Any questions?"

"Why'd you guys want to get kicked out of camp?" Annabeth asked.

"That my dear, is THE question. We wanted out so we could go on vacation!" Sylar said emphatically.

"Okay, that's only part of the reason. We're going to Hades to save Luke!" Arianna declared.

A/N: All right folks, this marks the first chapter of Road Trip to Hades. Hope you all enjoyed the wonderful craziness of our favorite psychos.

-A. Rosalie