Disclaimer: I am not Sega or Sonic team or Jhonen Vasquez or Nickelodeon. I am instead, Jhonen Vasquez, used to be a part of Nickelodeon, now working for Sonic Team, a part of Sega/Has the pants sued off of her/ Aw, those were new pants!

The skies were blue. But not as blue as a certain hedgehog, who was lazily watching clouds roll past. Peace had been restored to his planet once more.

Nothing could go wrong.

Or so the speedy hero thought, as he closed his eyes to dream about, eh, whatever it is hedgehogs dream about. Don't ask about this one.

"Great! How did we end up HERE? This is all YOUR fault, GIR!"

A short, green alien with red eyes fumed about his miserable luck.

"You know that after that meeting with the Tallest that they expect me to go straight back to the base and DESTROY THE HUMANS!"

MEANWHILE

Red and Purple sat in their chairs, noisily eating donuts.

"Hey, Pur," Said Red. "Do you think Zim died on the way back to Earth?"

"NO! He's much too powerful to be desroyed so easily!"

The Tallest stared at eachother, then burst into hysterical laughter.

NOT MEANWHILE

Zim looked over at his Voot Cruiser and sighed. "It'll take FOREVER to fix this mess." He grumbled.

Gir's eyes flashed red. "Sir, my radar has detected a force here known as 'Chaos Emeralds'. We can seize them from the planet's natives to repair the Voot Cruiser."

Zim processed this through his amazing brain.After deciding this was a perfect plan, he agreed. "Gir, I want you to find the location of these 'Chaos Emeralds'. And don't take long!"

Gir saluted. "YES MY MASTER!" He blasted off to find the seven powerful gems.

Gir flew with a determined expression on his face. However, he soon grew bored, and his eyes reverted back to their normal blue color. Wanting to find a friend to play with, Gir landed on a grassy hill. He pulled a rubber piggy from his head, and began to squeeze it. The toy squeaked, and Gir giggled as he continued to play with the piggy. Suddenly, the piggy slipped from his hand. Gir watched as it flew upwards, then plummeted to the ground.

"Ow! Hey, who threw this... thing?"

Gir peeked below his little 'spot' on the hill to find a pink hedgehog holding his rubber piggy in confusion.

"HI!" He said happily, waving to her.

The hedgehog looked up and jumped. "Oh! Who are you? I'm Amy." She squinted. "Hey, you're not one of EGGMAN'S robots, are ya?"

Gir giggled to himself. "Eggman... teehee." That was the silliest name Gir had ever heard.

"Well, are ya?"

Gir shook his head shyly.

"Well, I don't know, but okay. But then, who are you?"

Gir's eyes flashed red. He saluted. "I am Gir! I am part of the S.I.R.. Standard issue Information Retrieval unit."

"Uh, then what does the 'G' stand for?"

Gir's eyes flashed blue again. "I don't know." He said sadly.

"Oh well." Said Amy. "Have you seen a rabbit called Cream? Or her Chao?"

"Noooo." Gir shook his head.

"Well then, let's find them! I was playing hide-n-go-seek with Cream, but I can't find her!"

Gir nodded, and he blast into the air. He scanned the area, and found Cream's hiding place. Grabbing Amy, he sped off towards his new destination.

"Amy, no fair! You had to find me by yourself!" Cream had just been pulled out from a hollow tree. Gir smiled proudly.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know that Gir here could track people down so fast!" Then a gleam of mischief fired in her eyes. "Hey, maybe we should keep him! He goes pretty fast, and he's really good at tracking people. Maybe he can help me track down Sonic when he's away! And-" Amy smiled, her head popping with ideas. "He can find rings and Chaos Emeralds, and then Sonic will like him, and he'll LOVE me for finding him!" Amy squealed with delight.

Cream sighed and shook her head. Gir smiled happily. "LET'S MAKE COOKIES!"

Alright, I'm feeling tired. I'm going to stop here. Review and tell me if I'm doing this right, since there are no other Zim/Sonic fanfics out there. Yeah, I'm so sleepy... good night, my readers.