I don't own anything. Except for my OC's Shortfuse and Alice.


Alice stared unimpressed at the orange and white car pulling up in front of her in the college parking lot. "Oh great, they sent me the Miata. "

Shortfuse scowled mentally. "Trust me, babysitting a stuck up teenager wsn't eactly what I signed up for, princess."

Alice glared as she got into the passenger seat. "So, when are Jason and I suppose to get our guardians?"

"If you haven't figured it out, tada, I'm your guardian." Shortfuse said dryly.

Alice's brow twitched. "Tell me you're kidding."

"Do I sound like I'm kidding?" Shortfuse said blandly.

"No. You sound like a stick-in-the-mud." Alice said glowering.

"I could say the same thing about you." Shortfuse said.

"Seriously, why you?" Alice asked blatantly.

Shortfuse's engine rumbled angrily. "Listen, I'm not exactly leaping for joy here either. So lets just get through this , got it?"

"Whatever." Was the cavalier reply.

Shortfuse groaned internally. 'I wonder if Sideswipe's having a better time than me.'There off to great start ain't they?