By QueenSlayer _
MORE PRODUCTIVE _
Aqua Teens Living Room.
Master Shake is sitting in his green chair watching televison when Meatwad comes in carrying a blowtorch.
Meatwad: Hey Shake, you wanna go burn a box behind the house?
Shake: What did I tell you, don't talk to me while I watch my shows.
Meatwad: I thought that was only when you watched cartoons, this a Lifetime movie..
Skake: (Changes channel) What! You've got a great imagination for something with no brain. As you can see I am watching the racist episides of Disney Channel.
Meatwad: Well now you gone up and change the channel.
Shake: You liar! Now leave me be and set yourself on fire or something.
Frylok hovers in.
Frylok: Who's settin' what or who fire?
Shake: He needs to be more productive in his life, like a garden hose.
Meatwad: Well damn, you gone and tell me you don't wanna set stuff on fire?
Shake: Thats not true, I wanna set lots of things on fire. Like you, and Carl, and that fat guy at Lowe's
Frylok: Since when do you go to Lowe's
Shake: I went there for good reasons.
Frylok: And what would they be?
Shake: I simply asked them if they wanted to invest in my old Condom buisness.
Frylok: That wasn't a buisness, you just bought a box of condoms, poked a needle through them, and distributed them amongst the neighborhood.
Shake: And now everyone who used those condoms either has a whinny little child or an STD. I was glad to tell them it was me who tampered with those rubbers...
Frylok: No you didn't, you told everyone that Carl did and they chased him away.
Shake: And no one got hurt. You see how I run this neighborhood. I decide what goes down! I am the superb master!
Away in Meatwads room he plays music and dancing.
Meatwad: Ow yeah, I dance good.
Shake runs in with a hammer.
Shake: No! Dancing is forbidden! Dancing has always been forbidden!
Shake smashes the boom box to pieces.
Meatwad: Aw what the hell!
Shake: Welcome to the real world baby! I select what goes into this house. Just like how Humans select which animals die off or live for the slaughter.
Meatwad: Well you gotta buy me a whole new music player!
Shake: Ha! Like i'd ever.