So I couldn't really get around to writing anymore of my original fanfic, so I am just posting a little joke bout Gold and Crystal that I thought up while texting a friend.

"Ugh, every time," Gold muttered under his breath.

Walking back to his home near New Bark Town, Gold couldn't stop thinking about how Silver had turned down his invitation to have fun and play some games at his house. Of course his answer always was "Is that all you ever think about?"

"That darn look on his face," said Gold, "as if he could have any fun."

He was just about home, everything seemed to be serene around him and he could hear the racket that seemed to always be emanating from his house.

But something wasn't right. Something seemed a bit off to Gold. Upon closer inspection, Gold noted that there was a bike in front of the house.

"Who owns a bike like that...oh wait its..."

"Hey Gold!" shouted Crystal as she ran up from behind him.

"Hey super seriouis gal" chimed Gold

"Ugh, when are you going to stop calling me that," Crystal said with a glint of anger in her eyes. "On to more important matters, I stopped by to pick up the information on the newborn Munchlax you told Professor Oak about."

"Oh right," said Gold, "I forgot about that."

"Well you're mom said it would be out back probably harvesting up a feast, but I didn't find him, do you know where it could be" Crystal stated with dismay.

"Uhh, give me a second, I'll get back to you on that" said Gold as he walked up to the door of his house, walked in and slammed the door right on to Crystal's nose.

"Oww! Gold!" She shouted

"Oh one day I am going to get him for this, but what's up with him anyways. He's never this sour," Thought Crystal, "well I guess I better find out." With that she opened the door and followed the directions Gold's mom had given her to Gold's room.

"Okay, third room on the left on the fourth floor. One. Two. Three. Okay it's this one."

She pushed open the door to find Gold standing up twirling his pool cue around in his fingers while watching some random TV channel that he had obviously just turned on.

"Hey, what's with you?" Crystal asked, "You always seem to be in a good mood. Except today"

"Heh, you see it is something you don't quite understand. It's called boredom. But since you and Silver never have time for fun, I guess you are never bored," said Gold with a sneer.

"Hey! Maybe I just have fun doing things that you call boring," responded Crystal feeling like Gold was messing with her again.

"So this is about Silver?" asked Crystal

"Well duh, super serious gal. He never seems to have time for anything except his crusades against crime." Said Gold returning to his TV show.

"Wellllll," said Crystal stepping in front of the TV "maybe it's just the way he is."

"How about we examine just how you are?" Said Gold with that same mischievous look.

"What? I don't understand" said Crystal a bit flustered.

"Exactly!" Shouted Gold.

At that moment he seemed to explode with laughter.

"Ha, even you agree!" he managed to pull out between bouts of laughter.

"Oh will he ever change," muttered Crystal to herself as she turned and walked out of the room.

Well I hope that you got the joke there at the end, and that I didn't build too much of a story for such a small punchline, but it was fun writing it.

And NO it is not a romantic scene at all.