Humorous and Bad
Ok, this story is about Kelso's bad yet funny day, and to find out who wants me dead. Also, the gang finds out a secret about me. A deep secret.
Chapter One: Kelso's turn
"Oh c'mon Haily!" Kelso shouted as he walked in the basement. "It's just spray paint!" Kelso had sprayed Haily Lukens with pink spray paint...instead of using lotion tan. He gave her a pink tan.
"Kelso, you're an idiot." Hyde said as he slouched back in his chair. "Shut up, Hyde." Kelso growled. Kelso sat on the couch, feeling it break underneath him...for the tenth time this week. Then it completely broke and Kelso fell in between the two coushins.
"GOD this day sucks!" he yelled. Hyde was on the floor laughing. "I thought you didn't like laughter?" Kelso snapped. "Well when it involves you-" Hyde's voice faded away by his laughter. Then Eic came in. "Dude-Kelso what the hell, man?" he asked.
"Hyde did it." Kelso pouted. "Did not." Hyde laughed. Then Donna and Jackie came in. "Kelso?" Donna laughed. "Ok, head count." Eric said. Jackie, Donna, Hyde, Kelso. Yup. Oh wait...Fez. he thought. "Hey," Kelso replied. "Where's Fez? Have you told him about the basement?" "No, not yet, lets go find him," Eric said. The group went to find me.
They went all around Point Place, and never found him. "What the..." Eric paused. Then they went to the state police. "Uhm excuse me..." Eric replied. "Yeah?" An old, fat cop asked. "Do all people who come to live in Point Place have an address in the phonebook?" "Yeah, here." the fat cop gave Eric a phone book. He and Hyde went through it, but never found any thing that had to do with me. They knew it wouldn't be 'Fez' but they were sure they'd recognize my name when they saw it.
After three hours of searching, in Point Place and its phonebook, they gave up. That's when they saw the surprise of a lifetime.