Summary: You shouldn't write e-mails when drunk, specially not if you are Touya Akira....
Disclaimer: I do not own Hikaru no Go or its characters.
Warning: OOC, some language, double entendries, slightly yaoi, don't like, don't read.
A/N: Hey everyone! This is not my usual style but this is what my inspiration brought me this time. Thank you LadyDiablo for make me start writing this and for betaing, or rather for unbetaing!! XD Please read and review!
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E-mail
To: Shindo Hikaru
From: Touya Akira
Sent: Thur, 30 apr 2006 9.51 p.m.
Subject: Hiiiiii
Hi,
The day has been pure hell and it started already yesterday! Just a head-uops before continueation, I drowned a bottle of sake and im hammered. Spelling and placed modifiers may occur. Wrongdoing throuout the day too. Well, it started during breakfast, I had to go to the neighbour to get some hiney. He didnt have any. And U had to drink my tea without my honey. To bad. Then I had to beat Ochi, irritationly person that is. What hes doing in that stall anyways? Ogata was there too! the conformation in his eyes confirmed my suspicion. I'm better than Ochi! No biggie there....
Went to Fukouka and the con vent on forever and ever. Had to explain go to a bunch of idijots, Waya too. Had to be with Waya the whole day, had to sleep with him too. Our room had only one queen in bed. Waya has been very nervous today well he was strange yesterday too. Too, toooo, nice word too, but why two oo?? Tooo hihi a whole diffrent matter, Waya kissed me and who the hell is Sai?? Whats up with that? Has Waya made a move on you? He sure a lot of time with you. So has he? You and me have many things to talk about. If my door wasn''t three doors right now I woiuld go to you right now. Maybe Ogata can give me a ride? Where is my phone, hmmdo you have his nummer? Cant rember it right now... My head was totally empty when I came home , not that it is better now.. but he kissed me! No wonder im drunk huh?
Well, hope everything is al rite with you.
Akira
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To: Touya Akira
From: Shindo Hikaru
Sent: Thur, 30 apr 2006 10.03 p.m.
Subject: Re: Hiiiiii
Touya, do not call Ogata-san. I repeat do not call him under any circumstances. You will reget it for eternity and beyond. Stay home. Do not go anywhere. I will be at you appartment shortly.
Do me a favor though, read your own mail when sober. I had certanly had a laugh. Spelling is good if it occur and the poor bottle, you killed it!
Well, hope I find you in you appartment.
Shindo
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A/N: Please read and review!