Author's Note

I have not a clue why I'm doing this kind of story…it's about Sasuke running to an emotionally hardcore girl and falls in love with her. Team 7 is on a break from any mission, and there's none of Orochimaru's curse or crap on him. None of that stuff! You know the deal, read and comment, please!

1. Let's Go Have Fun!

"Alright everyone, let's go out to the forest, and have some fun!" Master Kakashi said happily to his fellow students.

"How are we supposed to have fun in a stupid forest?" Sakura asked, annoyed.

"Yeah, Sensei, what the hell are we gonna do in the forest? Climb trees again?" Naruto asked.

"No, you loser…what he meant by 'fun' was the fact that we're supposed to find a way to have fun in the forest." Sasuke said, even more annoyed than Sakura.

"Well, I know what I'm gonna do," Sakura said happily. "I'll just look for some flowers and extract some of its vitamins and roots to make new medicines. Won't be that hard!"

Naruto scratched his head. "I know! I'll just go find some bushes to take piddles on, and I'll see if any animal comes out!"

"Naruto, I don't think that's a good idea. What if the animal happened to bite?" Master Kakashi said. "You wouldn't like it if it would bite, right? Remember my Thousand Years of Death technique a while ago?"

"Aw, shit…"

"Hm, I can go practice my precision of throwing knives and shuriken from high places," Sasuke said.

"Good! All of you, get out there now and go have your fun…while I have mine!" Kakashi held out a DVD and his DVD player. I'll be on the highest tree in the forest watching, but please knock the bark first before you contact me for any reason."

Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura looked at Kakashi with their grossed-out look of theirs. "Dammit Kakashi, you and you perverted self," Sakura thought.

"Well, what are you waiting for? Go now! You're only got 2 hours to have your fun before our dinner!" Kakashi cried.

Team 7 flew out to go "have fun". "Hmph, now for Kunochis Gone Wild…hehehe," Kakashi said happily. He jumped to the highest tree far in the forest and put on his DVD to enjoy himself.