1(A/N): My third story... Enjoy

Operation: Eliminate Lee and Gai!

One day at Team Gai's training ground, Gai was training his team. "Alright my youthful students! I want 50 laps around our precious village!" yelled Gai enthusiastically. "Yosh!" yelled Lee as Tenten and Neji groaned. Lee took off at the speed of light and the others slowly followed.

When the trio got back, Tenten and Neji where on the ground gasping for breath and sweating bullets while Lee was jogging in place totally energized. Gai then said or rather yelled... "Alright now 100 push ups, sit ups, crouches, squats, pull ups, and the list goes on and on... Lee got right to it while the others stare disbelievingly at their sensei. Gai gave them a glare that said 'This is for your own good' and soon they started.

3 hours later...

Tenten and Neji were lying on the ground passed out and Lee was doing extra stuff. 'What is that bastard trying to do? Kill us?' yelled Neji in his mind. 'I don't see how Lee can possibly do all this shit! It's impossible!' thought Tenten. Gai then order them a 'light' 50 laps around the training ground. Lee went right to it while Neji made regular bunshin to take their place while in secret, they discuss their crazy teammate and Sensei.

They went deep into the woods and sat down. "Ok, I think Gai is trying to kill us! Only a dumass would do all that crap!" yelled Tenten while Neji nodded. "Yea I have to agree with you, Gai has been pushing us WAY to much." Tenten rolled her eyes and said "Way to state the understatement of the Year." Neji in turn glared at her and she glared back. "Wait we shouldn't be taking our anger out on each other."Said Neji as he saw Tenten reaching for a kunai to stab a certain someone... " We need to do something about Gai before he kill us! Oh and we might as well get rid of Lee too…. unless…." "Unless what?" said Tenten. "Unless you like Lee…" said Neji with a grin. However Tenten did not grin with him. In fact she pull out that same kunai and attacked Neji.

20 minutes later….

Neji is tending to his many cuts and stab wounds while Tenten glares at him. "So when do we start?" asked Tenten. "We start…at dawn" Both of them have evil grins plastered on their face as they plan to Eliminate Lee and Gai. On the scroll that they put their plan on, it says

Operation: Eliminate Lee and Gai!

Ok I know it is short but as the chapters come they will get longer…Sooooo don't forget to Review…Hey that rhymed..