Disclaimer: I don't own SoN, the characters, or anything else except for the plot.

Tom Lynch on the other hand has it all.

(a/n) Well an idea popped in my head, and wouldn't let me fucking sleep so I figured I'd write it and see what everyone else thought. It's a Christmas One shot, mild or not so mild language...blah ..suggestive themes... blah. Ashley's point of view. Reviews would be appreciated.

Holiday Fun

I hate Christmas, nothing every good happens except that my mom isn't home to bitch at me. My dad sends a card, when and if he remembers to. I know he means well but hell I'd be distracted too if I was touring with thousands of fans surrounding me.

Spencer had left a week ago to spend it with grandma and grandpa Carlin, she invited me but there was no way I would intrude on their family time. It's Christmas eve and I'm spending it with the good ole tv and leftover Chinese. Yep this beats any oven home cooked meal.

I was watching A Christmas Story for the umpteenth time today, its as if that is the only movie they can play. I swear if I see it one more time then I will shoot someone's eye out. I eventually fell asleep with an egg role half eaten in my hand, and started dreaming that I was at the top of the stairs ready to go sit on Santa's lap to tell him what I wanted for a present. Only thing was that it wasn't a he it was a she, Spencer to be exact.

I was so surprised that I didn't move, next thing I know I'm being pushed down the slide. I try and scramble stupidly up the slide but get pushed back again. I wake up, just now becoming aware of my surroundings, damn that was one freaky ass dream.

Unknown:"Yeah I could tell"

Ashley: "Whoa where the hell did that come from, who's there?"

(U) "Nice to see you too, Ash"

(A) turns around "Santa?"

(U)"Well what ever turns you on babe"

(A)"Spencer! I thought you were with your grandparents"

(S) "I was but I knew who I'd rather spend Christmas with"

(A) "Okay I get that, but what's with the Santa getup? Cause right now I'm thinking Santa is way sexy"

(S) "Well I knew how you felt about Christmas and I thought I could change your mind"

(A) "Hmm, so far so good. But when do you lose the coat?"

(S) "Always rushing aren't you?"

(A) "Well duh I have a HOT girlfriend"

(S) "Yeah I know"

(A) "So what did you plan on doing to change my mind?"

(S) "You'll see"

She came up next to me and knocked me over onto the couch with that she straddled my lap pushing my shoulders further back. I felt her hot breath on my neck slowly moving to my ear, she sucked gently on my earlobe then whispered that if this didn't change my mind nothing will. I opened my eyes just realizing that I had closed them previously. Her coat was slightly open revealing a bra that matched the naughty Santa costume which she was beginning to leave on the floor.

She somehow pulled off everything I had on in two seconds flat, she broke my record but I don't think I minded. We continued at a fast pace until we were both out of breath, our faces both completely flushed, and were half on the couch half on the floor.

(A) "Damn, did I mention that Christmas in definitely my favorite holiday right now???"

(S) Laughing "yeah I think I got the point"

(A) "So um did I also mention the other holidays I hate?"

(S) "You're pushing it"

(A) "A girl can always try right? But uh we should do this every Christmas"

(S) "It depends"

(A) "On what?"

(S) "Whether you to Ohio next year or not"

(A) "I see how it is, you did this so I would go with you next year"

(S) "Yeah basically"

(A) "Fine, but if Paula kills me its your fault"