caption olimar was down in his basement growing weed pikmans. weed pikmans wur like pikmans but u kil them nd inhale them to git high. caption olimar harvest the weed pikmans and go back to the russian roket. caption finger al the pikmans nd drop the tsar bomb wile flying way in soviet roket. on his way bak to erth he find a pikachu lok up in the cargo bay. caption olimar take asault rifle nd go to kill pikachu. but the pikachu run way up to bathroom. the pikachu stop to do sum drogs cause it need the air. olimar was rite behide him howevar the pikachu was corner in enginme room nd olimar had pikachu at gun point. the pikachu eye balls start to shine and it smile in mercy. the pikachu had want to becum frend of caption olimar. caption olimar blow the pikachu hed off blood everywhere. olimar strip down to undies nd sturt to eat pikachu body part. sudden the ship sturt to shake nd he run to see what hapend. he lok out the glass nd see the falcon flier fire at him. caption falcon was loking at olimar threw his glass. "hi caption olimar" caption olimar lok at the caption in confusion. "i came far the drogs olimar" say the caption. caption falcon nd caption falcon sturt to shoot eechothur nd suden it war rite in frunt of them. caption falcon lok in front of them "icebaaaaarg' caption falcon scream. caption olimar crash into icebarg at side nd ship begin to sink. caption olimar grab al the pikmans nd put them on life bots. olimar tuk fat purple pikman in bed while ship sank. fat pikman mom com in "sleep chuby baby" fatso fal aslep and he will wake up drawning probly caus of the watur. caption olimar go lok at iceburg nd freek out at it. the icebarg flick caption olimar off. caption olimar no what he had to do. he got job in the sovet russia nd came a kgb oficar. the ship wur sink nd olimar knew not wat to do. caption falcon com bak to kill olimar. "it time die caption olimar" caption falcon jump on pikman man nd sturt to wrestl. caption falcon kik him to side of ship nd tak the weed pikmans. wat would olimar do he lost the drogs! olimar wur bout to drown on titanic but caption olimar eat the icebarg instead of racing it. caption olimar go to top of ship nd find pink yoshi. he wrap arm round pink yoshi and do pikman stuff wit pink yoshi oh yueah. the ship sink nd they swim in water. olimar let go of pink yoshi hand and jetpak bak to russia. meenwhile at russia hitlar was bout to ward olimar but hitlar deside he betrey the sovet onion so he kill olimar. olimar wur ded. nd he turn into a big ghast. the ghast sturt to shot fireballs at evryone in 50 spider show up to kil ghast but ghast olimar blow up the spiders. hitlar craft bow rel fast nd sturt to shot the ghast olimar. it shot ghost olimar fireball nd go bak at him nd blow up china. ghost olimar finly fly up to empire state buildin wit caption miler in hands. suden generol rion shoot olimar nd olimar sturt to shoot amerika army. finly aftur kill alot of army guys. olimar ghast lok at caption miller sad facely nd fal down. he fal to ground and die. general rion nd caption millar stand loking at body. "the bows must haved kill him miller" miller suden grab rion nd pin him on grab pulin down his pants. the end.