What happens when Shinigami-sam gets bored with watching the Student's mission's and other professional things.
Shinigami-sama was watching BlackStar screw up another mission he got bored it would be evident on his face but he has that mask on, He decided to check up on Soul Eater Evans who was on the peak to being a Death-scythe when he connected the mirrior in the Death Room to where Soul was he saw something that surprised him.
Soul was sitting on his couch with tissues all around him watching some movie and eating popcorn then Soul spoke "Oh my god Jenny he doesn't love you he wants that skank Rebecca" then the boy was sobbing again and blowing his nose.
Shinigami-sama was baffled this is what Soul did in his spare time, The man felt it was a envade of privacy so he checked up on cute little Death The Kid saw made him blush behind his mask, it was so cute that his son liked to dress-up but it was a little creepy.
Kid was wearing a pink dress that was symmetrical with some light pink high heels with his hair curled to perfection and had his nails painted tan and with his hand on his hip he was walking in front of his bed saying in a valley girl voice "Oh my Father I got this new perfectly symmetrical dress with matching heels today it was a good deal 88 dollars"Kid got a bottle of lip gloss out of no where and was putting a huge amount on his lips.
Shinigami-sama was staring to get weirded out so he tuned in to see what Death-scythe was doing , What he saw scarred him for life and If you looked under his mask you would see the Excalibur face.
Spirit had on no clothes except for his Maka boxers dancing to My milkshake twirling and jumping and shaking his butt was making Shinigami-sama sick ,Death turned away from that as quickly as possible and got to Marie who was doing something very odd.
Marie was sitting at a table with a picture of Stein across from her she started speaking in an English accent "Oh Stein my lover how was pish posh soup I am so glad you decided to have this wonderful time with me" the "whoosh" personality change "STEIN YOU SAYING I AM FAT YOU DIRTY SCIENTIST BASTARD" then The woman ripped apart the picture then was all sweet again "love I am so sorry".
Shinigami-sama was horrified then he doesn't know what made him do a stupid Idea but he turned to Stein on his Shinigami-sama threw up in his mask at the sight that behold him.
Stein had a gut necklace on and guts shirt on and guts everything on the only thing that wasn't made out of organs was his lab coat, Shinigami-sama couldn't stand it he turned off his mirror and sat down at a stool that came out of no where and said to himself "I am going to need remedial therapy" then the cloaked man got a light bulb over his head and pulled out his trustworthy Mandolin.
The next day Shinigami-sama got with a therapist and was bright and new but was still traumatized forever.
The End