The Stories of Ed Edd n Eddy
'"The Good, The Bad and That Kanker Chapter 1: The change of history."'
Ahhhhh Peach Creek, so fascinating, so delightful. Here we'll meet my favorite teens. Yeah of course it is Ed Edd and Eddy silly. •SpongeBob reference•
Edd is the smartest of the 3 Ed's, and he sometimes enjoys being smarter than Ed and Eddy. But one thing not even the smartest person can avoid is fear. The fear of a certain trio, it all started 7 years ago, when he and the others were around the 8 to 11 years old with Sarah and Jimmy being the 8 and rest the 9 to 11. Now they were teens and is in high school. To this day Edd is 18 years old and just got driving license so did the others, with Jimmy and Sarah for an exception.
It was Friday and the sun was rising brightly in the morning. Edd just woke up, it was 7:00 am.
-Oh dear, oh dear...- groaned Double D, as he was known as by the cul-de-sac.
He raised from his bed, and walked straight to his bathroom. He usually prepares for his morning shower the evening before, by finding blankets and clothes he had to wear. Red T-shirt and blue shorts. He had worn those colored clothes for God knows how long, but he saw it as his style, a style to remember him by. The only thing he had ever changed was his long red socks, which he replaced with either white, gray or black socks. His hat had changed too, instead of his former black beanie he now simply didn't wore it. People wanted to knew what he always were hiding, stories went on that he had a huge scar, or that he had white hair as if he suffered albinism, but all he had was medium long dark hair. As he walked in to the shower cabin, he looked briefly to make sure he had the right soap and shampoo. He knew his parents had left for work already, so as he showers he always sings.
-"What shall we do with the drunken sailor? What shall we do with the drunken sailor? What shall we do with the drunken sailor, early in the morning?"- he sang as the water ran down his body.
When he finished his shower, and have dried off, he ate breakfast, usually just either fruit or a toast, while he looked at his Facebook. Thinking about how the other kids used to like pulling jokes on him, they were still FB friends. He were even friends with Kevin, yet there was 1 request he didn't accept. As he one day got it, it was from no other than his grandma... Okay no, bad joke... It was from Marie Kanker, yup the Marie Kanker... She could always, no matter how smart Edd was, always find a way to put a fear into him, no matter if she wasn't even there, her profile picture was enough. Though she actually was pretty on that picture, smiled smoothly with not much more than bit makeup, yet it made Double D shiver.
-Oh lord, I better get going- he said as he looked at the clock.
He had 15 minutes to go to school. So he picked up his pack bag and took his keys and walked to his car, with of course locking the doors of his house.
"I can't made it on 15 minutes, the traffic might be busy by now" he thought as he turned on his car.
It was a black sedan with a spoiler 3 sun blinders on the rear window. He wasn't a 'speedy guy', so his car really didn't fit him, but he bought it cheap and it worked and had air condition, what more could he ask for? Before he drove out from his garage way, he noticed that Eddy was already gone. As he then drove out of the cul-de-sac he realized that there were 12 minutes left, and that did stress him a bit. So he figured the fastest way to the school, but he forgot the obstacle on the route... As Edd drove stressfully to school he came to a road with a railway crossing ahead that was down, telling drivers that a train was approaching.
-You gotta be kidding me!- Edd scolded as he breaks the car to a halt.
"Finally" He thought as he heard the hunk from the train.
The only problem is that it's a 25mph zone for the trains and usually takes about 3 minutes to pass by, but that was only if it weren't the 12 or 16k trains, which is kind of 2 container trains in 1 train, with locomotives at front •duh• mid and rear. This time Edd was unlucky, as it was a 16k train. After 3 minutes he started complaining.
-Hurry up, I'm late, and I hate to be late- he frowned. But as the 6 minutes had passed he sighed.
"Then the gate just need to open and off I go" he thought and was ready to drive.
But to his annoyance that crossing didn't open, he then looked at the direction which the first passed train went.
-Oh for crying out loud!- Edd growled, as another coming 16k passed by.
This wasn't his lucky morning, he won't be on time for school this morning... As the rear locomotives passed by, the gates finally opened and Edd slammed on the speeder, so the car made wheel spins.
At the school, Ed and Eddy were waiting for Double D.
-Man where is that Sockhead?- said Eddy impatiently.
-Maybe he's sick Eddy- replied Ed.
-Maybe, but we need his answers from homework- said Eddy.
Nothing more than their look had really changed during the years, Eddy has grown few centimetres, but who doesn't? Yet he still looked bit like he did 7 years ago, though he now wore a sweater matching Rolfs. Ed haven't changed much either, he though was little smarter than he used to, but clothing and hair was the same, he did have few stubbles unlike Edd and Eddy, who preferred to be shaven.
!DING DING DING DING DING!
The bell rang to the first class, math and Double D wasn't turned up yet. So Ed and Eddy went to the class.
-Hey dorks! Where's Double Dork?- teased Kevin.
Kevin was and had always been the 'smart ass' of the kids from the cul-de-sac. He was always boastful and arrogant, which reminded bit of Eddy. He now wore green cab instead of red, although nothing special had changed since.
-We don't know jerk face- replied Eddy.
-Ooohhh Kevin got roasted by chubby Ed boy- teased Rolf, wasn't the type who gives mean nicknames like Kevin does, because (-It would not suit Rolf's old country, to talk like that-) he would always say in a cheerful way.
Mr. Burns their math teacher came in.
-Good morning class, hope you're all ready for some awesome math with me, it's gotta be cool- he said cheerfully, he always did, which made the students like him, because of his personality.
He sat down, took out that class list with all the names to register that they have shown up for his class. He called all names and they said 'yes' as respond, but when he called out for Double D, there came no reply.
-Where is he by the way? Do you know anything about that Eddy?- asked Mr. Burns.
As all other students and teachers, he used their nicknames, to avoid confusions and delays.
-I know nothin' 'bout where he is, I swear- replied Eddy.
-Maybe he's sick?- added Ed.
-Hmm could be, but I am afraid that I need to mark him 'not shown up'- said Mr. Burns
Out at the parking lot, Double D raced into a parking bay, shut engine, took his stuff, locked the door and jumped inside the school. He ran to the class, he even thought he saw the glimpse of Marie, which made him increase his speed. She was in a room, yet not quite happy, but Edd didn't notice. He almost kicked the door open.
-I'm huuh, huuuuh, I'm here- Edd stunned and breathed.
-Okay, little late but I'll let it slip, what was the hold up?- asked Mr.!Burns.
-2 very long freight trains, after the first had passed, the other came the other direction- Edd explained with an annoyed look.
-Why didn't you take the road under the railway?- Asked Mr. Burns.
-Too much traffic- replied Edd.
He walked to his seat besides Ed and Nazz.
-Then why didn't you just drive like a broken arm to get here on time?- Mr. Burns joked.
-But that's illegal- replied Edd.
-Pahaha nonsense, I do that everyday- Mr. Burns said cheerfully as he joked about it.
Edd didn't see much fun as his morning wasn't the one he hoped to get. But perhaps his day will be better. Soon after they started the lesson, and everything went well the entire lesson. Now it was the first break, and the 3 Ed's walked to their lockers. As they were putting in their math books, they got disturbed by a familiar voice.
-Hiya boys, what's ya doin'?- it was Lee Kanker.
Ed and Edd froze in fear, while Eddy growled as he turned around.
-What are you going to do against us now Kanker?!- Eddy scolded.
Lee felt hurt, but may didn't. As she was well dumb like Ed, she didn't really take it that personally.
-I'm here to see my boifriend- said May and walked towards Ed.
-AAHHHH!- screamed Ed, -GET OUT OF MY WAY!- and he ran as fast as he could with May right behind.
Double D just waited for Marie to do something harsh and horrified. He jumped inside his locker and closed the locker door.
-Please Marie, show mercy for once, I had a stressed morning- Edd said in fear and was shaking.
But to his surprise, there was no Marie.
-Guess you're unlucky fella, Marie ain't here- said Lee.
-Wherever she went, couldn't she have takin' ya with her- Eddy said annoyed.
-Sorry pumpkin, now prepare for the kiss of yer life handsome- said Lee and prepared to kiss Eddy.
-Ya can't kiss me, busta Kanker- said Eddy and ran off, with Lee behind him.
Double D was now alone, yet he wanted to wait to see if Marie would pass by, before he got out of the locker. He waited and waited, but Marie didn't show up. Edd then carefully opened the locker door, and walked out.
-Hey Double D- said Nazz, but Edd didn't realize that.
-Yargh- he cried and looked -Oh it's only you Nazz- Edd said in a relief.
-Why did you hide in your locker?- asked Nazz.
-Kankers... But oddly Marie didn't show up I must admit I'm both relieved and curious- explained DD.
-So even when she's your traumentor, you still care bit for her?- asked Nazz surprised.
-Well I'm not the person who wish or hope harm on anybody, not even Marie- Edd replied.
-Marie is tough, she'll be fine- said Nazz and smirked a bit.
Edd didn't like that at all, he just nodded and turned around, and walked into the class.
Meanwhile, Ed and Eddy got caught and kissed, the poor boys had lipstick marks almost everywhere. They didn't like that at all.
-Disgraceful, disgusting and despicable!- growled Eddy after Lee kissed him over his entire head.
-May killing Ed!- screamed Ed.
-Daw, I wont kill you Big Ed, because who should I then kiss?- May replied.
-Uhm Jonny?- tried Ed, but it was no use.
-Eww, that bald weirdo with his wooden friend thingy- said May in a disgusted way.
-Then Rolf?- tried Ed again, but May just looked mischievously at Ed.
-Rubbish Big Ed, you're my boifriend Biiig Eeedd!- May said deviously.
Rolf passed by, looking curiously at the scene. He was wondering something.
'Where is Sock Ed Boy and his Blue Hair Kanker?' Rolf thought.
-EDDY, WHERE IS DOUBLE D!- cried Ed.
Edd was sitting in the library, not knowing if Marie would turn up or not. Scared as he was, he was shaking like a machine. He constantly looked from left to right, trying to make sure he was Kanker safe.
-C c c ca ca calm d d do do down, E E E Edd ward- he said while shaking and sweating.
Then the door opened, and Double D's eyes widened to the size of a tractor wheel, waiting to see Marie marching up to him. But to his relieve it was only the librarian.
-Eddward, why are you looking so frightened?- she asked.
-Uhm I do?-Double D asked innocently.
-Yeah, like I was a ghost hehehe- she chuckled.
Double D didn't find it funny at all. He just glared goofed and walked away. The bell rang anyways and it was time for second lesson of the schedule. In this class, the Kankers was in too. As he walked in to the class, which in the fact was the same as math, he noticed Ed and Eddy, besides their so called girlfriends, knowing they didn't chose their seats. Double D looked around.
'No Marie? Let me check my self, Am I dead and in heaven?' He thought as he sat besides Rolf and Nazz.
'Looks like all is clear, but where's Marie?' He continued. It was a both relief and caring question.
Even though Double D feared Marie, he also cared for her, as he always have a sensitive side to everything and everyone, no matter what they've done to him. Like back when he gently spoke to May because she was sad about having no valentine, and because of the wrong Elexir that Jimmy and Sarah had found, May and Double D almost became a couple. Luckily Rolf had the right tool to cure that, but Double D wasn't afraid of May, and still isn't, despite her being taunting him too.
"Is it different with Marie then? Do I fear her different from May and Lee?" Edd thought as the teacher entered the room.
-Morning students, today we're gonna talk about human rights- said Miss Bellows, history teacher.
-Heard that Kanker? I've got my rights!- grumped Eddy.
-Yer follows my rules, understand!- snapped Lee.
-Sockhead is lucky, he is free like a bird...- groaned Eddy.
-That's because Marie ain't comin'- responded May.
Those words were stuck in Edd's head for quite some time. But he soon got another thought striking him.
"Man what do I care? It's specifically not my humble business what Marie is doing right now" he decided, but only minutes after, he began to think again. And during that time, Mrs bellies have the class stuff to read, and he even missed out the briefing.
-Eddward Double D, why aren't you reading?- asked Miss Bellows.
-Oh pardon my non-enthusiastic performance at the time, but I can't really concentrate on this heat mess... If I get yours truly permission to try read a bit cooler place?- said Double D.
-Hmm very well, but just make the assignments to next time- said Miss Bellows.
-I will Miss- smiled Double D, and he took his stuff and walked towards the library.
As Double D was walking, he passed a locker, were he thought he heard someone crying inside. So he decided to listen closer, and indeed someone was in the locker.
-Uhm hello? Who's in there?- asked Edd curiously.
-BUZZ OFF!- shouted the voice.
Double D froze, he knew that voice indeed. That was Marie, but why is she inside a locker?
-Beg pardon Marie, but are you ok?- asked Double D.
-Man what the heck do you care?! You only seem to care about books and such...- sighed Marie sadly.
-Look lets just get you out off the lock... Uhm this isn't a scam, is it?- said Double D as he just thought of what could happen when he opens the locker.
-No it isn't dammit!- Marie snapped.
-Very well then- replied Double D, as he tried to open the locker.
But the memories from the past, kept telling him that it's a prank. Despite that, he managed to open the locker and Marie was free again.
-Awwwww thank you dreamboat- Marie said while she blushed.
-I knew it, I knew it!- cried Double D in fear, regretting him opened the locker.
Marie hugged him, he feared the worst he just waited and waited and then... Nothing... She let go of him, but did look hurt.
-I'm sorry Marie, I'm just used to...- Double D began, but Marie interrupted.
-I know dreamboat, and I don't blame you- replied Marie.
-Tell me, why were you even in there?- asked Double D.
-Well I don't know if you have realized, but even though I'm tough and well harsh, someone is now over me- Marie admitted and her face fell.
-Like a boss?- tried Double D.
-No - said Marie.
-A boyfriend?- Double D asked while making a sight of frown.
-No... I got a Bully- Confessed Marie.
Double D was shocked, he could not believe that the toughest girl he knew, a great bully now had a bully on her.
-Oh my And why don't you bully back? Gosh why am I suggesting such horrible thing? Anyways, I mean for years you have bullied me and my friends, everyone feared you Marie- explained Double D.
-Things are different now oven-mitt You don't know what he does to me And the fact that I now know how you felt, and now I'm sitting here I'm not strong anymore dreamboat, I'm weak, feeble, and alone Look at me, I'm literally just a nobody, from nowhere, with nothing!- complained Marie.
-Oh lord listen to your self, that's not the Marie I knew, the one I feared and loved at the same time- said Double D, not even realizing he said he loved her.
-Wait? You love me? Like, like me?- Marie blushed.
Double D realized it and then he said something that shocks everyone who reads this tale.
-You're cute in your own way, and the fearful you is just less depressing to look at than sad you I actually prefer that you'd jumpscare me and try kiss me, than watching you looking down on yourself It's just not you to be like that- said Double D, and it worked because Marie gave a little smile.
Double D offered a hand and helped her up, then she hugged him again, but unlike before, he actually hugged back.
-You're more motivating than I thought dreamboat- Marie blushed.
Unknown to them Eddy peeked out, he had to pee, but he nearly didn't make it because he saw his best friend, hugging his worst enemy, and that almost made his pee up cooking of anger. He wanted to shout something, but the toilet was more important.
-Come Marie, we better head back to class- Double D smiled.
Marie nodded and she walked in and placed herself beside of May. Ed did not like that at all.
-Welcome Marie, better large than never But is everything alright? Judging by your makeup, it looks like your cried- said Miss Bellows.
-Well it's over now, yeah I needed little time to let out something- Marie explained.
-Tell you what, I'm not marking you as "Late" I think you had a reason for it, as you rarely cries- said Miss Bellows caring.
That's what the students likes about Miss Bellows, she's so caring and friendly. And should someone be sad, she knew exactly how to make them feel better.
Double D then entered and placed himself at his seat again.
-Did you read all of it?- smiled Miss Bellows.
-Uhm almost done- lied Edd, even though he did not like to lie at all.
Then Eddy returned, and boy did he narrow his eyes at Double D. He was confused by this and did not even know why. He did not feel that he have done anything wrong.
Lee could see that Eddy was upset. And she chose to ask.
-Why is my little Eddy upset?- Lee asked.
Eddy just grump, he didn't want to talk to her. And he didn't look at her, and he didn't look at Double D. The silence kept on until the end of the lesson.
As the other students started to leave class, Eddy dos not wait for Double D, he just gave signal to Ed, indicating him to hurry up.
-But Eddy, we must wait for Double D- Ed said confused.
-So what?! He can stay and hug his new friends, that traitor!- Eddy scolded.
-What do you mean Eddy?- asked Ed confused.
-I saw that traitor hugging with Marie! You believe that shit?- Eddy fumed.
-Watch your language lover boy!- Said Lee as she walked out of class room.
-KANKER!- screamed Ed, and gone he was.
-Oh buzz off Lee- Said Eddy.
-Awww little Eddy is so maddy- smirked Lee.
-I'VE HAD ENOUGH ALREADY! DON'T YOU KANKERS EVER REALIZE THAT. WE. DO. NOT, WITH BIG N, O AND T, NOT LOVE YOU AT ALL! SO DO ME A HUGE FAVOR AND GET THE HECK LOST!- exploded Eddy.
Everyone was speechless, no one had ever shouted that much to a Kanker before, and Lee looked like she was about to put an end to Eddy when he spoke up again.
-Ugh I'm sorry, but if you just went smooth on us, not tortured us, and not bullied us, but just being friends like the others, then maybe there was a chance that we could have something with you girls But you chose not to... So you can only thank yourself for being single- Eddy said.
-That was a very good speech choppy Ed-boy-Smiled Rolf.
Lee just turned around and walked off.