Who Stole the Wookie Cookie from the Wookie Cookie Jar?
Narrator: Hullo all, 'tis your fiendly narrator Darth Asmodeus (i.e. Da2187luke with and identity crisis.)
I am here to present to my beloved audience the tale of the terrible day when Mace Windu discovered that the last cookie from the cookie jar had been stolen.
Windu then proceeds to question several Jedi and other people...
Nar: Mace Windu was walking along the bright shiny halls of the Jedi temple, when he heard a loud rumbling.
He whipped out his lightsaber and slashed up the nearest cleaning droid before realizing that it was his stomach, that horrid thing.
Windu: I should get that removed one day...
Nar: Windu force ran to his quarters, trampling the young 2 yr old padawan who would have brought balance to the force in the process.
But when he reached inside the jar...
Windu: Lord Above! The last Wookie Cookie is gone! It was the last one! I can't believe it! The last cookie is always the best
because its the most crumbly and stuff and its the last. Who could have done this?!
Nar: Windu paced around thinking very hard.
Windu: Ow!
Nar: Not that hard Windu...
Windu: *force thinks* Yoda! Get over here right this instance!
Nar: Yoda flies over on his little tray
Yoda: What this emergency be?
Windu: Some one has stolen my last Wookie cookie from the Wookie cookie jar! Was it you?
Yoda: me who?
Windu: Yes you!
Yoda: *waves hand with force* not be me
Windu: Than who?
Nar: lalalala lalalala dundundun (cookie jar song)
Yoda: Interrogate Jedi and find the perpetrator you must! Or forever will your cookies stolen will be.
How embarassing, how embarrassing.
Nar: With a wave of Yoda's hand a single spotlight appears on a chair in Windu's room and two big bouncer type Jedi appear.
Yoda: The first suspect bring in!
Nar: The gaurds bring in Luminara Unduli.
Windu: Why, hello there! Oh look it's Lu-min-a-ra Un-duuuuuuli. Oh look at me in my big fancy headress and robes! LAlalalala!
Luminara: eep
Nar: Windu lunges and stares eye to eye at her.
Windu: Where were you today!
Luminara: Well I was...
Windu: Aha! *he points at her
Yoda: Say nothing she did!
Windu: Aha! *he points at Yoda
Yoda: down calm!
Windu: * to Luminara * Have you touched my... WOOKIE COOKIES?
Luminara: * pales * No, i have no idea what you are talking about...
Windu: I think you do... *he grabs Luminara by the mouth and kisses her really hard
Yoda: Ravish not the suspests!
Nar: Control yourself!
Windu: Isn't that what interrogators do?
Yoda and Nar: NO!!
Windu: * to luminara * Do you remember now?
Luminara: Will you chain me if i don't?
Yoda: This reason you don't ravish suspects! Better method have I!
Nar: Yoda whisks in a Brownie and a glass of milk
Yoda: Relax, brownie eat...
Nar: Luminara eats the brownie and reaches for the milk, but Yoda keeps it away with the force
Yoda: Now nameof perpetrator tell me!
Nar: Luminara's eyes dart back and forth between Yoda and the milk. She has a stiff reesolve to not tattle,
but then her tongue begins to swell up and her throat parch...
Yoda: It was...ack...pl...Plo Koon! I told PLo there was one cookie left! *ack
Nar: Luminara flops over and Yoda pours the milk over her, the gaurds take her away.
Windu: Bring in... Plo Koon!
Nar: the gaurds through in plo
What will Plo say?
Would Windu have ravished Luminara?
What is a Wookie Cookie?
I have no idea!
Tune in next time when Plo Koon unlocks another part in this great mystery!
Narrator: Hullo all, 'tis your fiendly narrator Darth Asmodeus (i.e. Da2187luke with and identity crisis.)
I am here to present to my beloved audience the tale of the terrible day when Mace Windu discovered that the last cookie from the cookie jar had been stolen.
Windu then proceeds to question several Jedi and other people...
Nar: Mace Windu was walking along the bright shiny halls of the Jedi temple, when he heard a loud rumbling.
He whipped out his lightsaber and slashed up the nearest cleaning droid before realizing that it was his stomach, that horrid thing.
Windu: I should get that removed one day...
Nar: Windu force ran to his quarters, trampling the young 2 yr old padawan who would have brought balance to the force in the process.
But when he reached inside the jar...
Windu: Lord Above! The last Wookie Cookie is gone! It was the last one! I can't believe it! The last cookie is always the best
because its the most crumbly and stuff and its the last. Who could have done this?!
Nar: Windu paced around thinking very hard.
Windu: Ow!
Nar: Not that hard Windu...
Windu: *force thinks* Yoda! Get over here right this instance!
Nar: Yoda flies over on his little tray
Yoda: What this emergency be?
Windu: Some one has stolen my last Wookie cookie from the Wookie cookie jar! Was it you?
Yoda: me who?
Windu: Yes you!
Yoda: *waves hand with force* not be me
Windu: Than who?
Nar: lalalala lalalala dundundun (cookie jar song)
Yoda: Interrogate Jedi and find the perpetrator you must! Or forever will your cookies stolen will be.
How embarassing, how embarrassing.
Nar: With a wave of Yoda's hand a single spotlight appears on a chair in Windu's room and two big bouncer type Jedi appear.
Yoda: The first suspect bring in!
Nar: The gaurds bring in Luminara Unduli.
Windu: Why, hello there! Oh look it's Lu-min-a-ra Un-duuuuuuli. Oh look at me in my big fancy headress and robes! LAlalalala!
Luminara: eep
Nar: Windu lunges and stares eye to eye at her.
Windu: Where were you today!
Luminara: Well I was...
Windu: Aha! *he points at her
Yoda: Say nothing she did!
Windu: Aha! *he points at Yoda
Yoda: down calm!
Windu: * to Luminara * Have you touched my... WOOKIE COOKIES?
Luminara: * pales * No, i have no idea what you are talking about...
Windu: I think you do... *he grabs Luminara by the mouth and kisses her really hard
Yoda: Ravish not the suspests!
Nar: Control yourself!
Windu: Isn't that what interrogators do?
Yoda and Nar: NO!!
Windu: * to luminara * Do you remember now?
Luminara: Will you chain me if i don't?
Yoda: This reason you don't ravish suspects! Better method have I!
Nar: Yoda whisks in a Brownie and a glass of milk
Yoda: Relax, brownie eat...
Nar: Luminara eats the brownie and reaches for the milk, but Yoda keeps it away with the force
Yoda: Now nameof perpetrator tell me!
Nar: Luminara's eyes dart back and forth between Yoda and the milk. She has a stiff reesolve to not tattle,
but then her tongue begins to swell up and her throat parch...
Yoda: It was...ack...pl...Plo Koon! I told PLo there was one cookie left! *ack
Nar: Luminara flops over and Yoda pours the milk over her, the gaurds take her away.
Windu: Bring in... Plo Koon!
Nar: the gaurds through in plo
What will Plo say?
Would Windu have ravished Luminara?
What is a Wookie Cookie?
I have no idea!
Tune in next time when Plo Koon unlocks another part in this great mystery!