Note: This fic was written and posted a helluva long time ago, under my (Kristen's) name. I deleted all of the fics on my name, though, and Becky and I decided to post this on here, since we still feel a strange attachment to this fic (not to mention the hysterical image of Kuwabara's house). And, yes, this fic is a self-insertation and is written in play form, but we still think it's as funny as hell. Read if you like.
!!!!!! I R PinkCake's Disclaimer !!!!!!! -- Don't own squat... 'cept me... and that's only 'cause I paid the devil loads of money to free me again. I co-wrote this with Kris.. So, don't even give her all the credit!! And the concept came from my demented little mind, no matter what she likes to think!! Oh, and if you don't like crossovers, you might want to leave now... characters from four shows (Trigun, Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Rurouni Kenshin) end up in present-day AMERICA!! I'm sorry for my endless rambling... here's Kris's disclaimer...
Youkai Kris's Disclaimer- ...I don't own anything, ok? Not even my own soul. -points to Becky, who is waving the "legal rights" papers in the air- ;-; Just read and review
Characters that Kris wrote dialogue for:Kris(duh), Vash, Sesshoumaru, Hojo, Hiei, Yusuke, and Kenshin.
Characters that Becky wrote dialogue for: Becky(duh, once again), Wolfwood, Inuyasha, Naraku, Kurama, Kuwabara, and Sano.
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*Our story begins with our... heroines *cough* yeah, right... *cough* in their attic, adjusting their newly found "time portal."*
Kris: -is peering into the wires behind the button-panel-thingy, poking one with a screwdriver- Hmm...I think it's done.
Kris: -is electricuted- x__x
Becky: -is leaning annoyingly over Kris's shoulder- Done yet? Done yet? Done yet?
Kris: -coughs- YES, DARN IT!
Becky: -backs up, jumping up and down- Can we leave now?!
Kris: Ok, ok... -fixes the panel and punches at a few buttons-
Becky: -runs forward at the portal- Can I jump in?
Kris: YES! -runs over-
Becky: -jumps in- Wait... where are we goooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg?!
Kris: -jumps in also- To get our first two guys!
Kris: -lands somewhere- o__O; -sits in the sand- ...Well, we're here. You have your bait? 'Cause I have mine. -holds up a donut-
Becky: -stares at the donut, mouth watering- Donut....
Kris: -puts it back into pocket- Not for you! That's for Vash...
Kris: Do you have the cigarettes for Wolfwood? We DO need some kind of bribe, you know.
Becky: -holds up pack of cigarettes, throws them on the ground, stomps on them, and picks them up- Perfect...
Kris: Ok, let's go find the-- -is cut off when a broom-haired guy runs past, waving his gun in the air, followed by another guy with a big cross-thing- Nevermind...AFTER THEM!!
Kris: -runs and tackles Vash from behind-
Becky: -runs happily after Wolfwood and Vash-
Becky: -stops and looks up at Wolfwood- Yo. Word up dawg. Want a cigarette?
Vash: GET IT OFF ME!!!
Becky: -grabs Kris and pulls her up-
Kris: SHUT UP!! -hits Vash over the head-
Vash: x__x
Kris: -coughs and regains her composure-
Wolfwood: -looks on, amused-
Vash: -curled up on the ground- Who ARE you people?!
Becky: -moves in next to Wolfwood- We're the freaks that came to get you from another planet...
Vash: -whimpers- ...Why...?
Becky: -looks over to Vash- To make you mud wrestle with other smokin' guys from other periods in
time...
Vash: -sits up- And where's the point in that?
Kris: I'll give you donuts if you come, ok?
Vash: o__o;; Ok!
Wolfwood: -looks on- Oh boy... I can see the fun coming all ready...
Kris: -cackles- Let's go get everyone else!
Becky: -grabs Wolfwood and drags him with her, giving him the stomped cigarettes-
Kris: -drags Vash along-
Becky: -stops and looks around- Wait... where's the…
Kris: -pulls out a purple fork from her pocket and sticks in into the ground-
Becky: -stares-
::A portal back to the attic opens::
Kris: -shrugs- Fork travel.
Becky: It all makes sense now...
Becky: -throws Wolfwood in and jumps in after him-
Kris: -jumps through the portal, bringing Vash-
Kris: -drops Vash on the floor- Ok, now for Inuyasha and Co.
Vash: ;-; That hurt!!
Becky: -drops Wolfwood and puts up a sign reading "No smoking in attic"-
Becky: We don't know what affect it may have on our time portal thingy...
Kris: -walks over to the panel and presses some buttons- Ok...ready!
Kris: -walks back over to the center and waits-
Becky: -lunges at the portal-
Kris: -follows-
Kris: -lands on solid ground and blinks-
Kris: -a glowing whip barely misses her head- o__o;;
Becky: -looks sideways-
Kris: That'd be...Sesshoumaru, ne?
Becky: Heh... pretty hair... -drools-
Kris: Hey, he's mine... go find your guys, and I'll get mine.
Becky: -gets up- Ok... ok... -spots Jaken- He he he... -steals Jaken's stick, running away with it-
Kris: -stands up and approaches Sesshoumaru, who is currently fighting Inuyasha- Err... -pokes him
on the shoulder- May I have a word?
Sesshoumaru: -turns to look at Kris- Oh, all right…
Sesshoumaru: -stops his assault and turns to Kris- What do you want?
Kris: I'm conducting a survey, and....ok, nevermind the act. I need you to come to my time and fight
with a bunch of guys for my sister and I's own entertainment. Got that?
Sesshoumaru: ...And what do I get out of it?
Kris: ...If Inuyasha gets beaten, you can have the Tetsusaiga.
Sesshoumaru: Done!
Inuyasha: O_____o;;
Becky: -turns around and realizes Inuyasha is standing right by Sesshoumaru- Grrr... "Go find them" she says...
Becky: -stomps back and stands in front of Inuyasha- And if you win, Sesshoumaru's gone and you don't have to deal with him anymore...
Kris: Ok, now to get Hobo..
Inuyasha: -looks at Kris- Ha ha ha... Hobo's coming?!
Kris: Yeah, and y'all can beat up on him.
Inuyasha: At least something good will come of this.
Kris: -scuttles off with Sesshy to find Hojo-
Sesshoumaru: -follows Kris as they look for Hojo- ...Is that him? -points to a lost-looking teenaged boy nearby-
Kris: -nods- Ooooh yeah... -runs over to him- Hi, I need you to come with me, or Kagome might have a little "accident" with my friend here... -points to Sesshoumaru, who rasies an eyebrow-
Sesshoumaru: Err...rawr.
Hojo: -gasps- NUU!! I'll go, I'll go!!
Kris: ^__^ Ok, let's go wait for Becky! -goes back to where they started and waits-
*Off in some other direction*
Becky: -pulls Inuyasha away by the ear- TO NARAKU!!
Inuyasha: Grrr…
Becky: Sniff him out... the quicker we find him, the quicker you can get back here...
Inuyasha: Fine... I'm sniffing....
Inuyasha: -poins to a tree- He's up there...
*back in the clearing*
Hojo: -stands, shooting nervous glances at Sesshoumaru, who looks like he's on the verge of falling asleep-
Kris: Total slaughter...total slaughter. I won't leave..a single man...alive.
Kris: La di la di die, genocide...la di la di dud, an ocean of blood. Let's begin...the killing tiiiiiime...
Sesshoumaru: -runs his fingers through his hair, humming- I feel pretty...oh so pretty...
Kris: O__o; -glances at Sesshoumaru-
Sesshoumaru: Who's that girl in the mirror there? -in a deeper voice- What mirror, where?
Sesshoumaru: -continues to sing-
*At Naraku's tree*
Becky: -looks up, spotting a big white "babboon"-
Naraku: -jumps down from the tree- Kukukuku... who are you?
Becky: It doesn't matter. I have a dead person that wants to be your new friend... back at my place. Now let's go…
Becky: -walks back to clearing, followed by Inuyasha and Naraku- Ready to go?
Kris: -nods- Yes, please... -glances to the singing Sesshoumaru and cringes-
Becky: -looks at Sesshoumaru- Now that's scary...
Becky: So... where's the fork?
Kris: -sticks the fork into the ground and jumps through the forming portal, dragging Hojo along-
Sesshoumaru: -follows-
Becky: -pulls Inuyasha in, followed by a "Kuku"ing Naraku-
Kris: -touches down in the attic to find Vash in the corner, eating the donut- o___o;; MY DONUT!! -runs at him, attempting to steal the donut back-
Vash: -struggles to keep the donut from Kris's grasp- MINE!!
Becky: -lands in attic, next to Kris and Hojo-
Sesshoumaru: ...This place looks familiar…
Becky: -turns to Sesshoumaru with a hypnotizing clock thingy- No... this place doesn't looks familiar at allllllll....
Sesshoumaru: -blinks and looks around- Are you sure?
Becky: -hits Sesshoumaru over the head with Jaken's stick- POSITIVE!!
Sesshoumaru: @__@ Look...shampoo bottles..
Sesshoumaru: -falls over-
Wolfwood: -stands in the corner, smoking-
Becky: -hold up "no smoking" sign and motions toward the door-
Wolfwood: -walks out to continue smoking his weird cigarettes-
Becky: So, where to next?
Kris: The Meiji Era!!
Becky: -drools- Zanza... Zanza... Zanza
Kris: Ok..ok...we'll get Zanza...let's go.
Becky: -watches as Kris pushes buttons-
Becky: -leaps through portal-
Kris: -pushes buttons and gives the petrified Hojo a sideways glance-
Kris: -follows Becky-
Becky: -lands in the river-
Becky: O___o
Kris: -lands on the riverbank-
Kris: -looks up to see Kenshin and Sano standing nearby- ^__^ Perfect!
Becky: -looks up- Ahhhhhhh!!! Zanza!!
Kris: .___. -screams to Sano- RUUUUUUUUUN!!!
Sano: -looks into the river- O___o
Kenshin: -blinks-
Sano: -looks at Kris- Why?
Kris: -points at the Becky in the water- She wants to do the nasty with you!!!!!!
Becky: -sneaks up behind Sano and jumps on his back-
Sano: O___O AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kris: NUUUU!!! I was too laaaaaaateee!!
Sano: -runs in circles with Becky on his back-
Kris: -walks over to a very confused Kenshin and cries on his shoulder-
Kenshin: o___O ...
Becky: -jumps off of Sano's back and regains composure-
Becky: -grabs Sano's hand and shakes it- Hello... I'm Becky, princess of the future and all beings in it...
Kris: -looks up from Kenshin's yukata- Is...it over?
Kenshin: ...Err...
Becky: .. and I wanted you and your friend here -points to Kenshin- to come to the future and fight in
the fight of all fights...
Kenshin: But, miss princess of the future, fighting only for amusement isn't nice..
Kris: -snorts- "Princess of the future"... let me handle this...
Kris: -growls at Kenshin- Come with us, or I'll kill that ugly pig, Kaoru!
Kenshin: o__o Ok.
Becky: -grabs Sano- Heh... she's got such a way with the guys...
Sano: -stares at the two of them, bewildered-
Kris: Let's go, then! -sticks the fork in the ground-
Becky: -jumps on Sano's back and slaps his butt- Into the portal we go!!
Sano: -runs into the portal, in fear for his life-
Kris: -drags Kenshin through-
Becky: -lands on the floor in a tangled pile with Sano-
Becky: That was fun...
Sano: O___o;;
Kris: -lands and looks around at the crowd in the attic-
Hojo: -is trading Yu-Gi-Oh cards with Vash-
Kris: O___o;;
Becky: NUUUUU!!!
Kris: GET THOSE THINGS OUT OF THIS ATTIC, NOW!!
Becky: -grabs Yu-Gi-Oh cards and torches them-
Hojo: .___. NUUU!!!
Becky: -cackles evilly- Kukukukukuku!!
Naraku: Hey!! That's my cackle! I should get it copyrighted...
Kris: -whacks Vash- I'm ashamed of you!!
Hojo: ..What about me?
Kris: Eh, I expected it from you...you're an idiot.
Kris: -stands up and punches something into the panel, then jumps through the portal- One more stop!
Becky: Kurama... I'm coming to get you...
Sano: Poor guy...
Becky: -hits Sano with Jaken's stick-
Sano: @___@
Becky: -jumps through portal-
Kris: -lands in the middle of a dance floor, bright neon lights flashing whilst people around her do disco moves-
Kris: .__. Err... -sticks the fork in the ground- I'll have to fix that sometime..
Becky: O____o
Kris: -jumps through portal and lands in the middle of a busy street-
Becky: -jumps through, landing next to Kris-
Becky: -looks around- Kurama... I have a pretty little plaaaaaaaaaant for you!! -holds up half-dead
cactus-
Yusuke: -is on the side of the street, watching as a car comes speeding towards the two girls in the
street- Hmph...it'll swerve. I'm not gonna die again.
Becky: -walks off of the street and smacks Yusuke in the head-
Becky: Where is Kurama?!
Kris: o__o; -scuttles out of the road to the sidewalk- ...Yusuke Urameshi?
Yusuke: Mm?
Kris: We're having a tournament...wanna be in it?
Yusuke: Sure, whatever.
Becky: -in strange announcer voice- Will Yusuke gather his team in time? Who will he ask to join him?
And will Becky ever find Kurama?
Becky: -continues in same voice- These answers and more in the next... -in normal voice- sorry...
got caught up in the moment.
Kris: O__o; -turns to Yusuke- You know where Hiei is?
Yusuke: -shrugs- Probably at Kurama's house...that's where he stays when he's in Ningenkai.
Becky: -cackles- Kukukukukukuku... To Kurama's house we go!!
Kris and Yusuke: -follow to Kurama's house-
Becky: -knocks on Kurama's door-
Kurama: -opens the door- Hi...
Becky: HI!! -looks into Kurama's house to see Hiei glaring out at her-
Becky: -glares back at Hiei- Mean little guy, eh?
Hiei: What do YOU want?
Becky: I want HIM!! -points at Kurama-
Kurama: O____o
Hiei: Go ahead, have him...then maybe people will get off my back about "being with" him...
Becky: -picks up Kurama and drags him off- Thanks!!
Kris: C'mon, Hiei-chan, you're coming with me! -grabs Hiei-
Hiei: -growls and tries to reach for his sword, but Kris is carrying him over her shoulder- -__-
Becky: -turns to looks back at Yusuke- Hey, where's Kuwabara?
Yusuke: -shrugs- I'd say at his house... playing with his cat. -snickers-
Becky: His cat?!
Kris: Yes, Kazuma Kuwabara is known to have a soft spot for cats, and has one of his own, named
Eikichi.
Yusuke: o__O Are you...some kind of spy or something?
Becky: No, she's just a big freak… now... somebody lead us to Kuwabara's house...
Kurama: If you put me down, I can lead you...
Becky: -puts Kurama down- Ok... lead!!
Hiei: -has fallen asleep-
Becky: -swings Jaken's stick over her shoulder, accidentally hitting Hiei in the head-
Hiei: -emits a blast of Spirit Energy-
Kris: -falls over- x___x
Becky: Kukukuku...
*back in the attic...*
Naraku: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! She's using my laugh again... I can sense it!!
Hojo: -is holding his last Yu-Gi-Oh card- *sniffle* ;-;
Naraku: -falls over after being hit in the head by Sano-
Wolfwood: -is still outside, smoking the last of his crooked cigarettes-
Kenshin: -is sitting next to Vash, discussing peace and love-
*back by the girls...*
Kris: -is walking by an irate Hiei- Are we there yet??
Becky: -walks way in front of Hiei - I didn't mean to hit you with the stick!! I SWEAR!!
Hiei: -mumbles something-
Kurama: -walks up to a little house with cats crawling all over the outside of it-
Kurama: Here we are...
Becky: O____o I guess he does like cats...
Kris: ...
Becky: -knocks on Kuwabara's door, cats falling off of the door frame-
Kris: -is mobbed by kittens- AHHHHHHH!!!! -kicks at them- GET 'EM OFF ME!!
Kuwabara: -opens the door, wearing an outfit made from... you guessed it, cats- Hi.....
Everyone: O____O
Kris: O_______O;;; That's horrible!!!
Hiei: Kuwabara...even I must say that that is disgusting.
Kuwabara: What?! They're still alive!! -his "outfit" begins to move and crawls right off of him, leaving
him... without clothes-
Becky and Kurama: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kuwabara: -turns ten shades of red before running back into his house to get real clothing-
Kris: -puts hands to eyes- THE BURNING PAAAAAAIIIINNN!!
Hiei: -has passed out-
Becky: -ends screaming fit and turns to the rest of the group- Yusuke, why are you smiling?
Yusuke: o___o; What?
Becky: Nevermind...
Kris: -grabs Hiei and lifts him up over her shoulder-
Kurama: I'm not stepping foot inside of his house... we can wait out here for him.
Becky: -"accidentally" hits Hiei in the head with Jaken's stick again-
Hiei: -emits another blast of Spirit Energy, knocking Kris over again-
Becky: -looks at Hiei and gulps- Sorry...
Hiei: -growls and sits up-
Kuwabara: -returns to see Hiei chasing Becky around his yard, throwing cats at her-
Kuwabara: Not my cats!!
Hiei: -chucks a cat at Becky's head, where it proceeds to gnaw-
Becky: -falls to the ground, screaming- NUUUUUUUUUUUU!! Get it off!!
Kurama: -sighs- Fine... -walks over and removes the rabid cat from Becky's head-
Kuwabara: -faints-
Becky: Big sissy...
Hiei: Hit me with that stick again and I'll do more than throw cats at you...
Becky: -turns to glare at Hiei- Shut up short guy!!
Hiei: And look at yourself!
Becky: Shut up!! I like being short!! -goes to sit in a corner to weep-
Hiei: Hn.
Becky: -returns- Can we go now?
Kris: Ok, Beck... grab Kuwabara and let's hit the trails.
Kris: -sticks the fork in the ground-
Becky: -tosses Kuwabara through the portal, pushes Kurama through, then jumps in-
Kris: -follows with Yusuke and Hiei-
Becky: -lands in attic, on top of Naraku- O___o What happened to him?
Sano: -whistles and looks around innocently-
Kris: -lands, Hiei next to her and Yusuke behind her- ...
Kris: -sees that Sesshoumaru is no where to be found- ....Where's the pretty guy?
Vash: Oh, the guy with the hair? He said something about going to find shampoo.
Inuyasha: He went to "preen" himself in your bathroom...
Kris: ___ Ok then... -glances to Hojo-
Becky: -looks around- Seems as if we have everyone... except for the priest and the one preening...
Kris: -nods-
Becky: Should we assign... sleeping arrangements first? -glances around evilly-
Kris: -cackles- Yes, yes!!
All the guys: NUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Becky: Humph... if Miroku was here, he would be happy that this was about to happen...
Kris: Tell me about it... -___-
Inuyasha: Grrr...
Kris: Ok...let's see..
Becky: Well... I have LOTS of floor space in my room... Kukukukuku...
Sesshoumaru: -screams girlishly from the bathroom and runs up into the attic, breathing heavily, his
hair dishelved-
Kurama: -stares menacingly at Sesshoumaru-
Sesshoumaru: From the toilet...dead...clay priestess...
Sesshoumaru: -blinks, then returns the stare-
Inuyasha: -sighs- Figures... Be right back... -goes down into the bathroom-
Becky: -steps between the death stare- No, no, no... Save this until tomorrow...
Kris: -glances between the two glaring bishounens-
Kurama: -points to Sesshoumaru- Me... you... tomorrow... 4 P.M.
Becky: 4 P.M.??
Kurama: I need my beauty sleep...
Sesshoumaru: ...What for? A hair appointment?
Kurama: No... We -makes strange motions with his arms, like he's dancing the Monkey- FIGHT!!
Sesshoumaru: Ooooh!! Ok, I'll take you on!
Sano: -rolls his eyes-
Wolfwood: -returns to the attic- I'm out of cigarettes... anybody got some cash?
Vash: No..
Vash: If I had some, I'd get donuts.
Sano: Nope... I don't even pay my bills... muchless have cash to spend on... did you say donuts?
Vash: -shifty glance- Nope...no donuts here..
Sano: -pulls money out of his pocket- Wanna get some?
Becky: Waaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiit a second... you just said...
Vash: -eyes light up- REALLY?!
Sano: Sure...
Vash: -lundges at Sano and hugs him- Thank you!
Kuwabara: -wakes up and looks around- Hey, Yusuke... where are we?
Yusuke: In these people's attic...they want us to fight in some kind of tournament.
Kuwabara: But... who's going to feed my cats?!
Yusuke: They'll eat each other once they get hungry enough..
Yusuke: Don't worry, you'll have some left by the time you get home.
Kuwabara: -faints again-
Kris: Sleeping arrangements... -watches as Vash takes the money from Sano and goes to find a donut
shop, of which there are none around for quite a few miles-
Becky: Wait guys!! Don't leave until sleeping spots have been assigned to you... or else you sleep on
the... couch!!
Sano: -gasps-
Kris: __ You think we can fit that many on the couch?
Becky: No, it was bait to make them like the arrangements they get...
Kris: Ooooh...well, Vash and Wolfwood aren't going to be happy, because they're not here to get
theirs.
Wolfwood: I'm here... I was looking for more cigarettes...
Kris: Well, that's good...hey, if Vash isn't back, he can share my bed!!
Becky: Ok... I'm going to pick a number between 1 and 1,000,000... anybody who guesses close to
that number gets to sleep in my room...
Becky: -looks at Hiei- You go first...
Kris: Err...maybe you should make that 1 and 20..
Becky: Ok... between 1 and 20...
Hiei: ...9
Becky: Kurama?
Kurama: Umm... 9...
Kris: -snickers-
Becky: No... you can't pick the same number as Hiei...
Kurama: Fine... 10...
Becky: Good... Yusuke?
Yusuke: I don't want to sleep in your room..
Becky: -takes out Jaken's stick- PICK A NUMBER!!
Yusuke: …
Becky: -whacks Yusuke-
Yusuke: OW! -rubs his head- Fine, damn it...11.
Becky: -whacks him again- No cursing!! -looks down at Kuwabara- Somebody pick a number for
him...
Yusuke: 2!
Becky: Thank you...
Becky: -looks around- Naraku... number please...
Naraku: -wakes up- 21...
Becky: -stands over him menacingly- Between 1 and 20...
Naraku: 20...
Becky: Thanks...
Hojo: Can I go next?! Huh?
Becky: -looks at Hojo- No
Hojo: -whines- Whhhhyy?
Becky: Sano... Number...
Becky: -whacks Hojo with Jaken's stick- Shut up!!
Sano: urmm... 15...
Hojo: Ow!! Ok, ok!
Inuyasha: -re-enters attic after fighting off the clay priestess from the toilet-
Becky: Inuyasha... pick a number between 1 and 20...
Kris: -glances at Inuyasha's dirty pink kimono-
Naraku: -stands behind Becky, motioning for Inuyasha to run away-
Becky: -turns around and hits Naraku with Jaken's stick-
Inuyasha: 4
Kris: -watches-
Becky: -looks around- Who hasn't picked a number yet?
Becky: Kenshin!!
Kenshin: o__o;;;
Kenshin: -points to Wolfwood- Neither has he!
Becky: -glares at Kenshin- Number… now…
Kenshin: 1
Wolfwood: Don't even have to ask... 5 1/2...
Becky: Ok... Who's left? -glances past Hojo-
Hojo: -waves his hand in the air- Meeeee!! MEEEEEE!!!!
Hojo: Pick meeeee!!!
Becky: -looks at Hojo- Fine... number?
Hojo: 16!
Becky: Ok... Sesshoumaru... You want to pick a number?
Sesshoumaru: No, I have my own place to sleep..
Becky: -stares at Sesshoumaru- Oh, no... you don't...
Sesshoumaru: Fine...17
Becky: Thank you...
Becky: And somebody needs to pick a number for Vash…
Kris: I said if he's not back, he gets to sleep in MY bed…
Sano: -looks at Becky in fear- What was your number?
Becky: He he he...
Kris: What was it?
Becky: 18!!
Becky: Kukukukukuku...
Sesshoumaru: ....NUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Hojo: Darn!! I wanted a door prize!
Becky: The following were the six people closest to my number... Naraku, Sesshoumaru, Hojo, Sano,
Yusuke, and Kurama.
Becky: Ha ha Yusuke... looks like you'll be in my room after all!!
Yusuke: Damn.
Becky: -smacks Yusuke again-
Yusuke: Arrgh…
Becky: In Kris's room will be Kenshin, Vash, Hiei, Wolfwood, Inuyasha, and Kuwabara.
Kris: KUWABARA?! EWWWWWWWWWW!!
Becky: -cackles- Kukukukukukuku!!
Kris: I don't mind the others, they're all cute, but KUWABARA?!
Becky: Hey... I'm stuck with numskull... -points to Hojo, who is poking Sesshoumaru in the head-
Hojo: -blinks and pokes Sesshoumaru's hair-
Sesshoumaru: -punches Hojo- HOW DARE YOU?!
Kris: Ok...everyone needs to get to bed..
Becky: -grabs Yusuke by the arm and Sesshoumaru by the big furry thing and yanks them to her
room, followed by the others-
Sano: Looks like this is going to be a long night...
Kris: -rubs her hands together, staring at the guys left in front of her- Well, well, well...
Kenshin, Hiei, Wolfwood, and Inuyasha: AHHHHH!!!
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Becky: Well, I think I rather enjoyed writing that part, eh? Another chapter will be on its way soon... no reviews needed.
!!!!!! I R PinkCake's Disclaimer !!!!!!! -- Don't own squat... 'cept me... and that's only 'cause I paid the devil loads of money to free me again. I co-wrote this with Kris.. So, don't even give her all the credit!! And the concept came from my demented little mind, no matter what she likes to think!! Oh, and if you don't like crossovers, you might want to leave now... characters from four shows (Trigun, Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Rurouni Kenshin) end up in present-day AMERICA!! I'm sorry for my endless rambling... here's Kris's disclaimer...
Youkai Kris's Disclaimer- ...I don't own anything, ok? Not even my own soul. -points to Becky, who is waving the "legal rights" papers in the air- ;-; Just read and review
Characters that Kris wrote dialogue for:Kris(duh), Vash, Sesshoumaru, Hojo, Hiei, Yusuke, and Kenshin.
Characters that Becky wrote dialogue for: Becky(duh, once again), Wolfwood, Inuyasha, Naraku, Kurama, Kuwabara, and Sano.
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*Our story begins with our... heroines *cough* yeah, right... *cough* in their attic, adjusting their newly found "time portal."*
Kris: -is peering into the wires behind the button-panel-thingy, poking one with a screwdriver- Hmm...I think it's done.
Kris: -is electricuted- x__x
Becky: -is leaning annoyingly over Kris's shoulder- Done yet? Done yet? Done yet?
Kris: -coughs- YES, DARN IT!
Becky: -backs up, jumping up and down- Can we leave now?!
Kris: Ok, ok... -fixes the panel and punches at a few buttons-
Becky: -runs forward at the portal- Can I jump in?
Kris: YES! -runs over-
Becky: -jumps in- Wait... where are we goooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg?!
Kris: -jumps in also- To get our first two guys!
Kris: -lands somewhere- o__O; -sits in the sand- ...Well, we're here. You have your bait? 'Cause I have mine. -holds up a donut-
Becky: -stares at the donut, mouth watering- Donut....
Kris: -puts it back into pocket- Not for you! That's for Vash...
Kris: Do you have the cigarettes for Wolfwood? We DO need some kind of bribe, you know.
Becky: -holds up pack of cigarettes, throws them on the ground, stomps on them, and picks them up- Perfect...
Kris: Ok, let's go find the-- -is cut off when a broom-haired guy runs past, waving his gun in the air, followed by another guy with a big cross-thing- Nevermind...AFTER THEM!!
Kris: -runs and tackles Vash from behind-
Becky: -runs happily after Wolfwood and Vash-
Becky: -stops and looks up at Wolfwood- Yo. Word up dawg. Want a cigarette?
Vash: GET IT OFF ME!!!
Becky: -grabs Kris and pulls her up-
Kris: SHUT UP!! -hits Vash over the head-
Vash: x__x
Kris: -coughs and regains her composure-
Wolfwood: -looks on, amused-
Vash: -curled up on the ground- Who ARE you people?!
Becky: -moves in next to Wolfwood- We're the freaks that came to get you from another planet...
Vash: -whimpers- ...Why...?
Becky: -looks over to Vash- To make you mud wrestle with other smokin' guys from other periods in
time...
Vash: -sits up- And where's the point in that?
Kris: I'll give you donuts if you come, ok?
Vash: o__o;; Ok!
Wolfwood: -looks on- Oh boy... I can see the fun coming all ready...
Kris: -cackles- Let's go get everyone else!
Becky: -grabs Wolfwood and drags him with her, giving him the stomped cigarettes-
Kris: -drags Vash along-
Becky: -stops and looks around- Wait... where's the…
Kris: -pulls out a purple fork from her pocket and sticks in into the ground-
Becky: -stares-
::A portal back to the attic opens::
Kris: -shrugs- Fork travel.
Becky: It all makes sense now...
Becky: -throws Wolfwood in and jumps in after him-
Kris: -jumps through the portal, bringing Vash-
Kris: -drops Vash on the floor- Ok, now for Inuyasha and Co.
Vash: ;-; That hurt!!
Becky: -drops Wolfwood and puts up a sign reading "No smoking in attic"-
Becky: We don't know what affect it may have on our time portal thingy...
Kris: -walks over to the panel and presses some buttons- Ok...ready!
Kris: -walks back over to the center and waits-
Becky: -lunges at the portal-
Kris: -follows-
Kris: -lands on solid ground and blinks-
Kris: -a glowing whip barely misses her head- o__o;;
Becky: -looks sideways-
Kris: That'd be...Sesshoumaru, ne?
Becky: Heh... pretty hair... -drools-
Kris: Hey, he's mine... go find your guys, and I'll get mine.
Becky: -gets up- Ok... ok... -spots Jaken- He he he... -steals Jaken's stick, running away with it-
Kris: -stands up and approaches Sesshoumaru, who is currently fighting Inuyasha- Err... -pokes him
on the shoulder- May I have a word?
Sesshoumaru: -turns to look at Kris- Oh, all right…
Sesshoumaru: -stops his assault and turns to Kris- What do you want?
Kris: I'm conducting a survey, and....ok, nevermind the act. I need you to come to my time and fight
with a bunch of guys for my sister and I's own entertainment. Got that?
Sesshoumaru: ...And what do I get out of it?
Kris: ...If Inuyasha gets beaten, you can have the Tetsusaiga.
Sesshoumaru: Done!
Inuyasha: O_____o;;
Becky: -turns around and realizes Inuyasha is standing right by Sesshoumaru- Grrr... "Go find them" she says...
Becky: -stomps back and stands in front of Inuyasha- And if you win, Sesshoumaru's gone and you don't have to deal with him anymore...
Kris: Ok, now to get Hobo..
Inuyasha: -looks at Kris- Ha ha ha... Hobo's coming?!
Kris: Yeah, and y'all can beat up on him.
Inuyasha: At least something good will come of this.
Kris: -scuttles off with Sesshy to find Hojo-
Sesshoumaru: -follows Kris as they look for Hojo- ...Is that him? -points to a lost-looking teenaged boy nearby-
Kris: -nods- Ooooh yeah... -runs over to him- Hi, I need you to come with me, or Kagome might have a little "accident" with my friend here... -points to Sesshoumaru, who rasies an eyebrow-
Sesshoumaru: Err...rawr.
Hojo: -gasps- NUU!! I'll go, I'll go!!
Kris: ^__^ Ok, let's go wait for Becky! -goes back to where they started and waits-
*Off in some other direction*
Becky: -pulls Inuyasha away by the ear- TO NARAKU!!
Inuyasha: Grrr…
Becky: Sniff him out... the quicker we find him, the quicker you can get back here...
Inuyasha: Fine... I'm sniffing....
Inuyasha: -poins to a tree- He's up there...
*back in the clearing*
Hojo: -stands, shooting nervous glances at Sesshoumaru, who looks like he's on the verge of falling asleep-
Kris: Total slaughter...total slaughter. I won't leave..a single man...alive.
Kris: La di la di die, genocide...la di la di dud, an ocean of blood. Let's begin...the killing tiiiiiime...
Sesshoumaru: -runs his fingers through his hair, humming- I feel pretty...oh so pretty...
Kris: O__o; -glances at Sesshoumaru-
Sesshoumaru: Who's that girl in the mirror there? -in a deeper voice- What mirror, where?
Sesshoumaru: -continues to sing-
*At Naraku's tree*
Becky: -looks up, spotting a big white "babboon"-
Naraku: -jumps down from the tree- Kukukuku... who are you?
Becky: It doesn't matter. I have a dead person that wants to be your new friend... back at my place. Now let's go…
Becky: -walks back to clearing, followed by Inuyasha and Naraku- Ready to go?
Kris: -nods- Yes, please... -glances to the singing Sesshoumaru and cringes-
Becky: -looks at Sesshoumaru- Now that's scary...
Becky: So... where's the fork?
Kris: -sticks the fork into the ground and jumps through the forming portal, dragging Hojo along-
Sesshoumaru: -follows-
Becky: -pulls Inuyasha in, followed by a "Kuku"ing Naraku-
Kris: -touches down in the attic to find Vash in the corner, eating the donut- o___o;; MY DONUT!! -runs at him, attempting to steal the donut back-
Vash: -struggles to keep the donut from Kris's grasp- MINE!!
Becky: -lands in attic, next to Kris and Hojo-
Sesshoumaru: ...This place looks familiar…
Becky: -turns to Sesshoumaru with a hypnotizing clock thingy- No... this place doesn't looks familiar at allllllll....
Sesshoumaru: -blinks and looks around- Are you sure?
Becky: -hits Sesshoumaru over the head with Jaken's stick- POSITIVE!!
Sesshoumaru: @__@ Look...shampoo bottles..
Sesshoumaru: -falls over-
Wolfwood: -stands in the corner, smoking-
Becky: -hold up "no smoking" sign and motions toward the door-
Wolfwood: -walks out to continue smoking his weird cigarettes-
Becky: So, where to next?
Kris: The Meiji Era!!
Becky: -drools- Zanza... Zanza... Zanza
Kris: Ok..ok...we'll get Zanza...let's go.
Becky: -watches as Kris pushes buttons-
Becky: -leaps through portal-
Kris: -pushes buttons and gives the petrified Hojo a sideways glance-
Kris: -follows Becky-
Becky: -lands in the river-
Becky: O___o
Kris: -lands on the riverbank-
Kris: -looks up to see Kenshin and Sano standing nearby- ^__^ Perfect!
Becky: -looks up- Ahhhhhhh!!! Zanza!!
Kris: .___. -screams to Sano- RUUUUUUUUUN!!!
Sano: -looks into the river- O___o
Kenshin: -blinks-
Sano: -looks at Kris- Why?
Kris: -points at the Becky in the water- She wants to do the nasty with you!!!!!!
Becky: -sneaks up behind Sano and jumps on his back-
Sano: O___O AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kris: NUUUU!!! I was too laaaaaaateee!!
Sano: -runs in circles with Becky on his back-
Kris: -walks over to a very confused Kenshin and cries on his shoulder-
Kenshin: o___O ...
Becky: -jumps off of Sano's back and regains composure-
Becky: -grabs Sano's hand and shakes it- Hello... I'm Becky, princess of the future and all beings in it...
Kris: -looks up from Kenshin's yukata- Is...it over?
Kenshin: ...Err...
Becky: .. and I wanted you and your friend here -points to Kenshin- to come to the future and fight in
the fight of all fights...
Kenshin: But, miss princess of the future, fighting only for amusement isn't nice..
Kris: -snorts- "Princess of the future"... let me handle this...
Kris: -growls at Kenshin- Come with us, or I'll kill that ugly pig, Kaoru!
Kenshin: o__o Ok.
Becky: -grabs Sano- Heh... she's got such a way with the guys...
Sano: -stares at the two of them, bewildered-
Kris: Let's go, then! -sticks the fork in the ground-
Becky: -jumps on Sano's back and slaps his butt- Into the portal we go!!
Sano: -runs into the portal, in fear for his life-
Kris: -drags Kenshin through-
Becky: -lands on the floor in a tangled pile with Sano-
Becky: That was fun...
Sano: O___o;;
Kris: -lands and looks around at the crowd in the attic-
Hojo: -is trading Yu-Gi-Oh cards with Vash-
Kris: O___o;;
Becky: NUUUUU!!!
Kris: GET THOSE THINGS OUT OF THIS ATTIC, NOW!!
Becky: -grabs Yu-Gi-Oh cards and torches them-
Hojo: .___. NUUU!!!
Becky: -cackles evilly- Kukukukukuku!!
Naraku: Hey!! That's my cackle! I should get it copyrighted...
Kris: -whacks Vash- I'm ashamed of you!!
Hojo: ..What about me?
Kris: Eh, I expected it from you...you're an idiot.
Kris: -stands up and punches something into the panel, then jumps through the portal- One more stop!
Becky: Kurama... I'm coming to get you...
Sano: Poor guy...
Becky: -hits Sano with Jaken's stick-
Sano: @___@
Becky: -jumps through portal-
Kris: -lands in the middle of a dance floor, bright neon lights flashing whilst people around her do disco moves-
Kris: .__. Err... -sticks the fork in the ground- I'll have to fix that sometime..
Becky: O____o
Kris: -jumps through portal and lands in the middle of a busy street-
Becky: -jumps through, landing next to Kris-
Becky: -looks around- Kurama... I have a pretty little plaaaaaaaaaant for you!! -holds up half-dead
cactus-
Yusuke: -is on the side of the street, watching as a car comes speeding towards the two girls in the
street- Hmph...it'll swerve. I'm not gonna die again.
Becky: -walks off of the street and smacks Yusuke in the head-
Becky: Where is Kurama?!
Kris: o__o; -scuttles out of the road to the sidewalk- ...Yusuke Urameshi?
Yusuke: Mm?
Kris: We're having a tournament...wanna be in it?
Yusuke: Sure, whatever.
Becky: -in strange announcer voice- Will Yusuke gather his team in time? Who will he ask to join him?
And will Becky ever find Kurama?
Becky: -continues in same voice- These answers and more in the next... -in normal voice- sorry...
got caught up in the moment.
Kris: O__o; -turns to Yusuke- You know where Hiei is?
Yusuke: -shrugs- Probably at Kurama's house...that's where he stays when he's in Ningenkai.
Becky: -cackles- Kukukukukukuku... To Kurama's house we go!!
Kris and Yusuke: -follow to Kurama's house-
Becky: -knocks on Kurama's door-
Kurama: -opens the door- Hi...
Becky: HI!! -looks into Kurama's house to see Hiei glaring out at her-
Becky: -glares back at Hiei- Mean little guy, eh?
Hiei: What do YOU want?
Becky: I want HIM!! -points at Kurama-
Kurama: O____o
Hiei: Go ahead, have him...then maybe people will get off my back about "being with" him...
Becky: -picks up Kurama and drags him off- Thanks!!
Kris: C'mon, Hiei-chan, you're coming with me! -grabs Hiei-
Hiei: -growls and tries to reach for his sword, but Kris is carrying him over her shoulder- -__-
Becky: -turns to looks back at Yusuke- Hey, where's Kuwabara?
Yusuke: -shrugs- I'd say at his house... playing with his cat. -snickers-
Becky: His cat?!
Kris: Yes, Kazuma Kuwabara is known to have a soft spot for cats, and has one of his own, named
Eikichi.
Yusuke: o__O Are you...some kind of spy or something?
Becky: No, she's just a big freak… now... somebody lead us to Kuwabara's house...
Kurama: If you put me down, I can lead you...
Becky: -puts Kurama down- Ok... lead!!
Hiei: -has fallen asleep-
Becky: -swings Jaken's stick over her shoulder, accidentally hitting Hiei in the head-
Hiei: -emits a blast of Spirit Energy-
Kris: -falls over- x___x
Becky: Kukukuku...
*back in the attic...*
Naraku: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! She's using my laugh again... I can sense it!!
Hojo: -is holding his last Yu-Gi-Oh card- *sniffle* ;-;
Naraku: -falls over after being hit in the head by Sano-
Wolfwood: -is still outside, smoking the last of his crooked cigarettes-
Kenshin: -is sitting next to Vash, discussing peace and love-
*back by the girls...*
Kris: -is walking by an irate Hiei- Are we there yet??
Becky: -walks way in front of Hiei - I didn't mean to hit you with the stick!! I SWEAR!!
Hiei: -mumbles something-
Kurama: -walks up to a little house with cats crawling all over the outside of it-
Kurama: Here we are...
Becky: O____o I guess he does like cats...
Kris: ...
Becky: -knocks on Kuwabara's door, cats falling off of the door frame-
Kris: -is mobbed by kittens- AHHHHHHH!!!! -kicks at them- GET 'EM OFF ME!!
Kuwabara: -opens the door, wearing an outfit made from... you guessed it, cats- Hi.....
Everyone: O____O
Kris: O_______O;;; That's horrible!!!
Hiei: Kuwabara...even I must say that that is disgusting.
Kuwabara: What?! They're still alive!! -his "outfit" begins to move and crawls right off of him, leaving
him... without clothes-
Becky and Kurama: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kuwabara: -turns ten shades of red before running back into his house to get real clothing-
Kris: -puts hands to eyes- THE BURNING PAAAAAAIIIINNN!!
Hiei: -has passed out-
Becky: -ends screaming fit and turns to the rest of the group- Yusuke, why are you smiling?
Yusuke: o___o; What?
Becky: Nevermind...
Kris: -grabs Hiei and lifts him up over her shoulder-
Kurama: I'm not stepping foot inside of his house... we can wait out here for him.
Becky: -"accidentally" hits Hiei in the head with Jaken's stick again-
Hiei: -emits another blast of Spirit Energy, knocking Kris over again-
Becky: -looks at Hiei and gulps- Sorry...
Hiei: -growls and sits up-
Kuwabara: -returns to see Hiei chasing Becky around his yard, throwing cats at her-
Kuwabara: Not my cats!!
Hiei: -chucks a cat at Becky's head, where it proceeds to gnaw-
Becky: -falls to the ground, screaming- NUUUUUUUUUUUU!! Get it off!!
Kurama: -sighs- Fine... -walks over and removes the rabid cat from Becky's head-
Kuwabara: -faints-
Becky: Big sissy...
Hiei: Hit me with that stick again and I'll do more than throw cats at you...
Becky: -turns to glare at Hiei- Shut up short guy!!
Hiei: And look at yourself!
Becky: Shut up!! I like being short!! -goes to sit in a corner to weep-
Hiei: Hn.
Becky: -returns- Can we go now?
Kris: Ok, Beck... grab Kuwabara and let's hit the trails.
Kris: -sticks the fork in the ground-
Becky: -tosses Kuwabara through the portal, pushes Kurama through, then jumps in-
Kris: -follows with Yusuke and Hiei-
Becky: -lands in attic, on top of Naraku- O___o What happened to him?
Sano: -whistles and looks around innocently-
Kris: -lands, Hiei next to her and Yusuke behind her- ...
Kris: -sees that Sesshoumaru is no where to be found- ....Where's the pretty guy?
Vash: Oh, the guy with the hair? He said something about going to find shampoo.
Inuyasha: He went to "preen" himself in your bathroom...
Kris: ___ Ok then... -glances to Hojo-
Becky: -looks around- Seems as if we have everyone... except for the priest and the one preening...
Kris: -nods-
Becky: Should we assign... sleeping arrangements first? -glances around evilly-
Kris: -cackles- Yes, yes!!
All the guys: NUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Becky: Humph... if Miroku was here, he would be happy that this was about to happen...
Kris: Tell me about it... -___-
Inuyasha: Grrr...
Kris: Ok...let's see..
Becky: Well... I have LOTS of floor space in my room... Kukukukuku...
Sesshoumaru: -screams girlishly from the bathroom and runs up into the attic, breathing heavily, his
hair dishelved-
Kurama: -stares menacingly at Sesshoumaru-
Sesshoumaru: From the toilet...dead...clay priestess...
Sesshoumaru: -blinks, then returns the stare-
Inuyasha: -sighs- Figures... Be right back... -goes down into the bathroom-
Becky: -steps between the death stare- No, no, no... Save this until tomorrow...
Kris: -glances between the two glaring bishounens-
Kurama: -points to Sesshoumaru- Me... you... tomorrow... 4 P.M.
Becky: 4 P.M.??
Kurama: I need my beauty sleep...
Sesshoumaru: ...What for? A hair appointment?
Kurama: No... We -makes strange motions with his arms, like he's dancing the Monkey- FIGHT!!
Sesshoumaru: Ooooh!! Ok, I'll take you on!
Sano: -rolls his eyes-
Wolfwood: -returns to the attic- I'm out of cigarettes... anybody got some cash?
Vash: No..
Vash: If I had some, I'd get donuts.
Sano: Nope... I don't even pay my bills... muchless have cash to spend on... did you say donuts?
Vash: -shifty glance- Nope...no donuts here..
Sano: -pulls money out of his pocket- Wanna get some?
Becky: Waaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiit a second... you just said...
Vash: -eyes light up- REALLY?!
Sano: Sure...
Vash: -lundges at Sano and hugs him- Thank you!
Kuwabara: -wakes up and looks around- Hey, Yusuke... where are we?
Yusuke: In these people's attic...they want us to fight in some kind of tournament.
Kuwabara: But... who's going to feed my cats?!
Yusuke: They'll eat each other once they get hungry enough..
Yusuke: Don't worry, you'll have some left by the time you get home.
Kuwabara: -faints again-
Kris: Sleeping arrangements... -watches as Vash takes the money from Sano and goes to find a donut
shop, of which there are none around for quite a few miles-
Becky: Wait guys!! Don't leave until sleeping spots have been assigned to you... or else you sleep on
the... couch!!
Sano: -gasps-
Kris: __ You think we can fit that many on the couch?
Becky: No, it was bait to make them like the arrangements they get...
Kris: Ooooh...well, Vash and Wolfwood aren't going to be happy, because they're not here to get
theirs.
Wolfwood: I'm here... I was looking for more cigarettes...
Kris: Well, that's good...hey, if Vash isn't back, he can share my bed!!
Becky: Ok... I'm going to pick a number between 1 and 1,000,000... anybody who guesses close to
that number gets to sleep in my room...
Becky: -looks at Hiei- You go first...
Kris: Err...maybe you should make that 1 and 20..
Becky: Ok... between 1 and 20...
Hiei: ...9
Becky: Kurama?
Kurama: Umm... 9...
Kris: -snickers-
Becky: No... you can't pick the same number as Hiei...
Kurama: Fine... 10...
Becky: Good... Yusuke?
Yusuke: I don't want to sleep in your room..
Becky: -takes out Jaken's stick- PICK A NUMBER!!
Yusuke: …
Becky: -whacks Yusuke-
Yusuke: OW! -rubs his head- Fine, damn it...11.
Becky: -whacks him again- No cursing!! -looks down at Kuwabara- Somebody pick a number for
him...
Yusuke: 2!
Becky: Thank you...
Becky: -looks around- Naraku... number please...
Naraku: -wakes up- 21...
Becky: -stands over him menacingly- Between 1 and 20...
Naraku: 20...
Becky: Thanks...
Hojo: Can I go next?! Huh?
Becky: -looks at Hojo- No
Hojo: -whines- Whhhhyy?
Becky: Sano... Number...
Becky: -whacks Hojo with Jaken's stick- Shut up!!
Sano: urmm... 15...
Hojo: Ow!! Ok, ok!
Inuyasha: -re-enters attic after fighting off the clay priestess from the toilet-
Becky: Inuyasha... pick a number between 1 and 20...
Kris: -glances at Inuyasha's dirty pink kimono-
Naraku: -stands behind Becky, motioning for Inuyasha to run away-
Becky: -turns around and hits Naraku with Jaken's stick-
Inuyasha: 4
Kris: -watches-
Becky: -looks around- Who hasn't picked a number yet?
Becky: Kenshin!!
Kenshin: o__o;;;
Kenshin: -points to Wolfwood- Neither has he!
Becky: -glares at Kenshin- Number… now…
Kenshin: 1
Wolfwood: Don't even have to ask... 5 1/2...
Becky: Ok... Who's left? -glances past Hojo-
Hojo: -waves his hand in the air- Meeeee!! MEEEEEE!!!!
Hojo: Pick meeeee!!!
Becky: -looks at Hojo- Fine... number?
Hojo: 16!
Becky: Ok... Sesshoumaru... You want to pick a number?
Sesshoumaru: No, I have my own place to sleep..
Becky: -stares at Sesshoumaru- Oh, no... you don't...
Sesshoumaru: Fine...17
Becky: Thank you...
Becky: And somebody needs to pick a number for Vash…
Kris: I said if he's not back, he gets to sleep in MY bed…
Sano: -looks at Becky in fear- What was your number?
Becky: He he he...
Kris: What was it?
Becky: 18!!
Becky: Kukukukukuku...
Sesshoumaru: ....NUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Hojo: Darn!! I wanted a door prize!
Becky: The following were the six people closest to my number... Naraku, Sesshoumaru, Hojo, Sano,
Yusuke, and Kurama.
Becky: Ha ha Yusuke... looks like you'll be in my room after all!!
Yusuke: Damn.
Becky: -smacks Yusuke again-
Yusuke: Arrgh…
Becky: In Kris's room will be Kenshin, Vash, Hiei, Wolfwood, Inuyasha, and Kuwabara.
Kris: KUWABARA?! EWWWWWWWWWW!!
Becky: -cackles- Kukukukukukuku!!
Kris: I don't mind the others, they're all cute, but KUWABARA?!
Becky: Hey... I'm stuck with numskull... -points to Hojo, who is poking Sesshoumaru in the head-
Hojo: -blinks and pokes Sesshoumaru's hair-
Sesshoumaru: -punches Hojo- HOW DARE YOU?!
Kris: Ok...everyone needs to get to bed..
Becky: -grabs Yusuke by the arm and Sesshoumaru by the big furry thing and yanks them to her
room, followed by the others-
Sano: Looks like this is going to be a long night...
Kris: -rubs her hands together, staring at the guys left in front of her- Well, well, well...
Kenshin, Hiei, Wolfwood, and Inuyasha: AHHHHH!!!
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Becky: Well, I think I rather enjoyed writing that part, eh? Another chapter will be on its way soon... no reviews needed.