It was just another day at school, as average schoolboy Light Yagami walked out of his classroom, heading home. As he crossed the school field, he spotted a black notebook on the ground.
Light picked up the notebook. It's cover read "RAPE NOTE" in a calligraphic font. "What's this?" he thought to himself as he flipped open the cover. "The human whose name is written in this notebook will be raped," he read out loud. "Pffft, this must be some kind of stupid chain letter thing," Light said. "But still…" He looked around to see if anybody was watching him and stuffed the notebook into his pocket.
When he reached home, he decided to try it out. He flicked on the television and turned to the sports channel. There was currently a live broadcast of Chelsea against Liverpool. Light took out his favourite ballpoint pen and scrawled a name in the first page of the notebook. "Furnendo Tovvez," He muttered slowly as he wrote. When he was done, Light hugged his knees and rocked himself on the floor, biting his lip in excitement, giggling to himself all the while. A few seconds had passed when a terrifying shinigami appeared at the football field. It had large, red eyes and a cheeky grin etched on his face. He was tall and thin, clad in leather, with feathers on his shoulders. Liverpool's Suarez had just scored a beautiful goal, and Tovvez from Chelsea was giving Suarez the finger, swearing in frustration. Light squinted at his TV set. The figures on the giant field were very small, but he was definitely sure of a terrifying monster approaching Tovvez. The creepy-looking humanoid flipped Tovvez over and ripped his pants off in one swift motion. The monster then immediately inserted a long, black rod the size of 20 bananas attached to it's crotch into Tovvez's ass. The television went into static, then flashed "Technical difficulties. We'll be with you in a minute." Light's eyes went wide. The notebook actually worked! Imagine the power he could achieve with this notebook! He could threaten anyone into complying with his needs! He held it with two hands and raised the book into the air. He began laughing maniacally. "The power… Feels good," Light grinned.
A deafening ringing noise suddenly disturbed the silence. Light looked at the alarm clock. "Six thirty," he said to himself. Time for his private math tuition at his teacher's house. He quickly stuffed the Rape Note under his jacket walked out of his house slowly. Light always dreaded math tuition! Every time he got a question wrong, his teacher would rape him. Today would be no different. After a few minutes, he reached his teacher's house. Light raised a shaky finger and pressed apprehensively on the doorbell. Not a second had passed when the door was pulled open by a deranged man with long hair and sunken eyes. "LAIIIIIIGHT!" Screeched the man. "WHAT TOOK YOU SOOOOO LONG?" The man wrapped a lanky arm around Light's shoulders and pulled him into his house. "Sorry, sensei. I was… uh… masturbating," Light lied, to which his teacher happily sang, "OH, GETTING YOURSELF READY FOR MEEEEEEEEE?" Light bit his lip and nodded shyly. He had to hold back tears when he thought of the pain that was to come. Out of the blue, he had an idea. He had the Rape Note! An evil grin spread itself on Light's face. "The first question, Light. Pay attention! What is pi to the 9000th digit?" The teacher asked. Light's head snapped up. He slowly said, "3… point… 1…. 5…" "WRONG!" Screamed the teacher. He promptly stood up and shredded Light's pants off. Light yelped, flipped open his Rape Note and quickly scribbled his teacher's name in the notebook.
His teacher had almost penetrated him when the lean monster he had seen earlier on the television crashed into the room. Glass shards sprayed everywhere, but the thing seemed to be unhurt. "Hello," The thing said in a deep, raspy voice. Light's eyes widened. "My name's Ryuk. I'm a reipugami," he explained calmly. Ryuk then went on to insert his oversized penis into his teacher's virgin ass. Now that Light was watching the action up close, he could actually witness the colossal size of Ryuk's prick. It was almost the size of five arms! Light cringed in disgust as he imagined himself being raped by that monstrosity of a dick. Meanwhile, his teacher was being brutally rammed by Ryuk repeatedly. Light dry retched at the disturbing sight before him before quickly turning around so he would not have to watch. Finally, Ryuk was done. When Light looked back at the scene, he found his teacher dead on the floor, a steady stream of blood trickling out of his torn asshole, which looked like it fit a beach ball. However, Ryuk seemed oblivious to the current situation. In fact, he went on, saying, "There's a few things I have to tell you, Light Yagami. With this notebook, you possess great power. That notebook used to be mine before I dropped it somewhere in Japan. Now I have to follow you until you get raped by another human. Till then, I cannot return to my homeland. All reipugamis live in North Korea. There, we frequently have orgies with Kim Jong Il to pass the time. Periodically, we have to write somebody's name in our Rape Notes so as to ensure our survival. This is because the number of years that the person whose name was written had been a virgin will go to the reipugami. That means if I write Justin Bieber's name in my Rape Note, 3 years will go to my lifespan." Light nodded thoughtfully, and then asked, "Does that mean that my teacher's and Tovvez's virgin lifespan had just been added to mine?" Ryuk shook his head. "No. That only works for repigamis." Light nodded again, and smiled.
Life was going to get so much more interesting.