Chap 1.Intros can be so tedious,
It was an early morning; the mountains were just eclipsing the sun with its beautiful rays of life and energy. The Hokage faces were in a beautiful radiance today with their six faces showing from the First Hokage to the present Seventh Hokage only being made for about six months today.
And at the Hokage Manor the day was only the beginning of a casual Monday. In the Master bedroom still rested the blonde haired Hokage with his sleeping cap on his head and wearing blue pajamas. He was sleeping in his bed slightly drooling and was curled up like a fox in a long winter's nap. Well was at least until. . .
Out the door slammed open with a small blond boy at about age 9 with black markings on his cheeks, wearing a black T-shirt and wearing green rimed goggles and white pants yelled in an agitated tone. "Yo pops, get up you bum!!!"
This startled the Hokage and had him fall out of his bed and get a bump on his head leaving him a bit dazed then the kid came over the bed and shouted once more "Come on Dad, you should already be up it is ten o'clock, already!"
He then glared at the boy and calmly said "Ten o'clock is not anything to whine about, NOW SHOW ME SOME RESPECT AND LET ME CHANGE MASARU!!!!" he said as he increased the volume. As his volume drastically increased Masaru backed off and said "Yes, Otou-san" and then closed the door.
"Well, here we go again on this beautiful day" the man said staring out the window and getting dressed. He was wearing black over most of his body with Orange over his arms and legs (not like what he wore when he was fifteen). He also wore a standard Jonin/Chunin scroll vest and over it all a white robe with three Japanese characters on the back with a giant swirl overlapping the characters with flames bordering the bottom of the robe.
He then looked a minute and put on his Konoha leaf headband which he had ever since he graduate form the academy from his sensei and father figure, Iruka. He then tightened it around his head and looked at himself in the mirror. He also put on his Hokage hat piece and tilted it.
He came walking out and then noticed that their on the table was what he only dreamed of. Two eggs on a plate with a cup of Ramen with steam still coming out of the top.
He then quickly started eating the eggs and then immediately eating the ramen and ate it all in three slurps and then took a huge exhale of steam.
"You know, you don't have to wear your head band in the house, Dad." Masaru said still eating his breakfast.
"Don't be jealous now Masaru, sooner or later you will join the academy and then you will obtain one of these." He said wisely.
"That's next week dad, you should already know that!" Masaru said annoyed.
"Really, I thought you were a bit too young to be joining" the man said standing up patting his son on the head to show the size difference.
"I am goanna kill youuuuuuuuuuuu!" he said getting up swinging his arms at his father but with his hand on his son's head wasn't getting anywhere fast. "Well at least I am not the one who had veggies in their breakfast." Masaru said with a grin on his face.
He then grabbed the ramen cup and looked at the title of the cup and grabbed white tape under the title and it clearly said, Veggies.
He then crushed the Styrofoam ramen cup with his bare hand and said "Oh your mother is good; by the way where is your mom anyway." He asked his son.
He then put a post-it note to his father's forehead protractor and he then pulled it off and read it.
Dear Naruto Kun,
I went with Hiraku to run errands and to train her today. I hope you liked your healthy breakfast and that you have a good day. P.s Today is Monday so you know what you and Shikamaru Kun need to do today. . .
DO NOT MAKE ME COME AFTER YOU!!!! Okay?
Lovvvvvvvvvv…
Just thenNaruto dropped the letter and looked out of the corner of his eye and noticed Masaru was standing right in front of the door. "Crap I thought today was Sunday, I left my guard down." Naruto thought to himself.
"Come on Dad, there is no other way out of here." Masaru said with his arms folded across his chest. Naruto was making no movements at all so Masaru went ahead to try knocking him in the head.
When he hit it was a solid hit and Masaru thought he finally had him, but when he fell he disappeared in a chakra cloud. Masaru then hurried to his parent's bedroom and found the window open.
"Shoot, dad got away again ahggg that son of a-" just then he got his eye saw a post-it note on his goggles and took it off and began reading it.
Don't curse now Masaru, have a good day.
Peace
Masaru quickly crumpled up the note and rushed out the front door and thinking "I have to tell Okaa-san and auntie." He thought as he ran through the city streets.
Naruto, running from his own son felt alive again just seeing a little excitement. He then landed on a rooftop and then just lay down on his back and began to look at the clouds. He soon had a deep conversation with himself and put himself into slumber.
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki, village of Konoha's 7th Hokage and one of the rookie nine. I have a wife I love with my life and two kids that I deeply care for. I have all the respect I would want and some very good friends. But, for some reason I am bored, you would think being Hokage would be enough to get you something to do; well I guess my childhood did put up a high expectation for that I mean. . . I fought against a group of powerful missing nin who wanted the demon inside me and tried to kill me, my best friend and rival backstabbed the country to join our enemy village for power to destroy his brother and kill me but I defeated him in battle and brought him back to the village. I know I am a ninja but I wouldn't think one could have such a fortunate life for someone who was once hated by the entire village and now is loved and respected."
Just then he felt someone kicking him and he woke up and lifted his hat. "Well, what are you doing here Naruto." Said the figure above him.
Naruto would recognize that voice anywhere, Shikamaru Nara Jonin and General Ambassador of the village, one of the legendary Konoha 12, a military strategist and next to the Hokage was the second top ninja in the village.
"Hey Shika, I'm just taking a little nap?" Naruto responded casually then looked carefully at the sun and then pulled out a cup of Ramen from his vest and then pulled out a water bottle of steaming water and poured it in.
"Come on Naruto, we are both friends what is it." Shikamaru shrugged and then sat down next to Naruto. Naruto then took of his hat and used it as a fan to control the heat of the water and said, "If you must know, today is Monday."
"Really, I thought it was still Sunday, wow time passes by." Shikamaru replied with a surprised expression and Naruto just snickered and then spoke back saying "You and me both."
Shikamaru then began to get comfortable and lay down, looking at the clouds. "So Shika, what are you doing here." Naruto casually said while grabbing some chopsticks from his pocket and beginning to eat the ramen and muttering "Itadakimasu". "Well, probably the same reason as you," Shikamaru joked and the both laughed. "But really, I think I just need to relax with that day coming closer."
"What the academy inauguration, it isn't that big of a deal for you is it you have three more years until then." Naruto said and then looked at Shikamaru. He finished his Ramen and put it aside and then changed the subject, "So how's the wife and kids". This topic surprised Shikamaru but then just smiled and said, "Hmm, doing great, Masahiro has made friends and Ino well, she still a crazy girl." Shikamaru laughed.
"I don't know what you see in her she's scary." Naruto said closing his eyes and rubbing his head. "What are you talking about, Sakura most of the time acts the same way as Ino does and it doesn't bother you at all. Shikamaru reminded Naruto.
"Well, fifteen years and you get bored with the same person so I try to, "spice up" our meetings." Naruto laughed. "So what are you worried about then?" Naruto asked. Shikamaru hesitated for a little bit then spoke.
"Well, it is more on my in-laws." but before he could finish his sentence Naruto put his hand in front of his face and then he started talking. "If this is about only Ino's parents then you have nothing to worry about, if you think you have bad in-laws then look at me." Naruto finished.
Shikamaru then just looked at Naruto then he began to smile widely and then just began to laugh uncontrollably just of the thought. "HA HA HAAAA, how on earth can anyone forget your predicament Naruto, your in-law was throwing a sword at you when you two were still dating, HA HA!" Shikamaru just kept on laughing.
Just then Naruto stopped with the conversation and he sensed a familiar chakra and he just became shocked by who it was. Shikamaru noticed Naruto's expression and asked, "Who is it?" Naruto slowly turned around and said "It's Sakura, coming toward us about 20 kilometers away". This got Shikamaru up and Naruto as well, and they were jumping off buildings westward. Suddenly, Shikamaru stopped along with Naruto who asked. "Who is it now?" Naruto asked as he also sensed another familiar chakra sense coming toward them. Shikamaru then turned around and said, "My wife." Just then they jumped down to ground level and talked inside a store.
"Okay, it looks like they are hunting us down, we need to lose them, and the question is where we should meet up." Shikamaru quickly thought.
They both gave it thought and then Naruto thought of a rendezvous, "How about Ichiraku." "Well it's pretty obvious, but I should at least think of a better plan there with something in my stomach than anywhere else, okay you give Sakura the slip and then I will evade Ino-chany and meet you at Ichiraku ramen.
Naruto then just snickered after Shikamaru finished and Shikamaru asked, "What so funny?" "Heh, you said Temari chany." Naruto said. Shikamaru annoyed by this only said. "Well I heard that your wife calls you the pet name "Honey head" now this wouldn't be true no wouldn't it"
Naruto completely embarrassed by this just left Shikamaru in the store. Shikamaru then walked out casually trying not to arouse suspicion. "SHIKAMARU!!" Yelled a woman that Shikamaru knew all to well. It was Ino, Jonin and leader of information gathering and reconnaissance squad of Kohana, also one of the members of Ino-Shika-Cho. She had a long strand of blonde hair reaching her back and was wearing black dark blue robes.
Shikamaru saw her getting out her fan on her back and just then muttered "This is not my day." He then made a furious dash away from his wife.
Naruto was hoping from rooftops and keeping an eye on Sakura's chakra signature. But after a while he noticed that Sakura didn't seem to be following Naruto because of the speed it was coming from it was going about 5 kilometers an hour. So Naruto stopped for a minute and thought, "That is odd, you would think that Sakura would be after me because of Masaru spreading the word to Temari and Sakura but it looks like he couldn't get to. . ." Just then Naruto sensed two chakras one of that of a young child and the other had a chakra signature he can find to the ends of the earth, the one he loves.
He turned around and saw a jonin with a black and periwinkle, long dress with a white apron on. She had dark, long blue hair and a ladylike slender body. She was Hinata Hyuga, wife of the 7th Hokage, one of the legendary Rookie nine, and master of Byakugan and her own special jutsu. Beside her was a small young look alike to her younger self but wore an orange sweatshirt, had black markings like Masaru and black pants.
"Naruto Kun, I asked you to not leave today." Hinata said a little tired leaned against a wall. "Oh come on Hinata, we always do this you know that." Naruto shrugged and then the child broke the conversation.
"Hi dad." the child said and Naruto replied saying in a friendly voice, "Hi there Hikaru chan, how was training today with Okaa-san". "Awesome, mom taught me how to use Byakugan today and now I can see the tenkutsu and with my Jyuuken I am invincible, HA HA HA" she boasted while waving her arms wildly in the air.
"That's good, sorry for breaking up you practice because of this" Naruto apologized. "It's fine, besides I will be able to see your signature jutsu now!" Hiraku said with excitement.
"Okay that's enough you two" Hinata said breaking it up stretching her arms and legs. "So is it this the way Honey head, you want to go?" Hinata said staring at Naruto straight on. "But of course Hina-chan, this way our family gets out more and you I get to have more "fun" like we used to."
Hinata then blushed and smiled at Naruto, and then Hiraku shouted and said. "Mom, you're blushing, I have never seen you blush ever."
"So shall we set the rules Naruto: 1. no deadly jutsu/weapons, 2. only taijutsu, are those rules fine," She said. Naruto nodded in response and started removing weights as heavy as 50-200 kg.
Hinata was doing the same removing weights from under her sleeves and pant legs. They both got into fighting stances and went in the middle of them as the referee.
"READY. . ." she said holding her hands high in the air and Naruto were looking straight at each other. "GO!!!" Hiraku said quickly, Hinata and Naruto furiously jumped high up in the air.
When they reached their peak of ascension and then Naruto started by hitting Hinata in the arm, but she held on to the punch and used it's force to do a spin kick at Naruto's head. Naruto ducked and tried to elbow her in the side but she just held still, pushing it downward having her vertically spin above Naruto nailing him on the back sending him down faster but he wasn't the one in danger.
With that kick, Hinata was disoriented and sent spinning to the ground. "HINA CHAN!" Naruto yelled, not worrying about his own safety charged up chakra and performed four hand signs and spoke "Kage bushin no jutsu" suddenly four shadow clones appeared out of thin air and gave the original a boost while they chanted "uz-u-ma-ki". Suddenly the original Naruto caught Hinata with both arms in mid air and said "Uzumaki special combo no.47, Beautiful Maiden in Danger Rescue."
They then landed and Hiraku thought to herself. "Did he just make that up right now?" Naruto put her down on her feet, and in thanks she kissed him on the lips and whispered, "Thank you, Honey head". Naruto just momentarily looked shy then gave Hinata a hug.
Suddenly Masaru just arrived in a pant and was heavily breathing and noticed automatically that his parents were kissing each other and this immediately disgusted him but Hiraku had no affect of it. "Did I miss anything besides that?" Masaru said pointing at the sight of his parents kissing "Well, Mom almost fell and hurt herself pretty badly, but dad used his famous "Shadow Clone" Jutsu, in a corny style." She explained. "Wha, pops unveiled that in front of you?!, dammit I should have gotten here faster."
Suddenly, Masaru felt that someone was behind him. He slowly turned around and his parents with their arms folded and their eyes shining with a dark red light. "MASARU! What did you just SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hinata yelled as she scolded his son. "You never use those words at your age and especially in front of me and your mother." Naruto said wagging his index finger in front of Masaru.
Masaru then crouched down on his legs and started bowing up and down rapidly saying, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please forgive me." And Hiraku just thinking, "What a pitiful idiot my brother can be."
"Okay." Naruto and Hinata said simultaneously. Masaru then got up and looked up at his parents. "JUST DON'T SAY IT AGAIN!" they both said down cutting on his head giving him two big bumps.
"Well, I guess we should be going kids," Hinata said gathering all the weights which seemed very light to Hinata. "Wait Hinata," Naruto said and Hinata looked over quickly. "Let's have Round 2, please?" Naruto asked very politely. Hinata looked at him for a while then, dropped the weights and the ground.
She went to the other side of the roof top they were on and activated her Byakugan and got in a fighting stance. Naruto performed "Kage bushin no jutsu" and filled up his half of the arena.
"Are you sure you want me to use it?" Hinata asked the Naruto clones and the first one just nodded which told Hinata, yes. Hinata then got into a certain fighting stance and said, "Protection of the Eight Trigrams Sixty-Four Palms."
She then began imputing chakra in the middle of her hand and spinning her arms about all around her and then a force field of lasers covering her in a sphere. Then the shadow clones starting charging her but they were all being destroyed in an instant because from inside her sphere she was shooting lasers from inside her sphere.
Then when the chakra smoke cleared all she saw was Naruto single handedly performing the Rasengan. Hinata then ended the force field and created two separate blades of chakra in her hands.
They both then charged at each other and then collided. Their attacks were holding each other off for a moment but they then stopped and Hinata fell on Naruto with the exhaustion of most of her chakra. "Perfection Hinata, it is complete." Naruto admitted with a smile on his face. Hinata then looked deeply at Naruto and smiled back. She then held on to him but couldn't quite hold her own weight so she leaned on Naruto for balance.
"Come on Hiraku-chan, Masaru-kun lets go," Naruto said in a serious tone having the tired Hinata lean on him while walking away.
The children were baffled by their parent's new jutsus never before seen or known to them, so Masaru who had the conscience to speak. "Dad what were those jutsus you just did, the Kage bunshin we heard rumors about, but those other two I have only heard in the legends of the raid at the Sound village."
There was a bad silence and Hiraku was trying to figure out all of what just happened. "Where did you hear that?" Naruto asked with a little more volume in his voice. "It is just common knowledge; all the fire country storytellers have told the story about how 12 legendary ninja fought the evil Orochimaru and his sound ninja, those twelve haven't all been known but me and Hiraku already know you and mom must be two of them, the rest have not been know to the public, due to some kind of decree about not even talking about the story."
When Masaru finished Naruto clenched his fist very tightly, but then Hinata put her hands on the shaking hand. Naruto relaxed and then briefly said, "I will explain everything to you and Hiraku tomorrow, but for now don't ever listen to the person who told you that and never repeat it understood, son." Masaru said he did and then began to follow along with Hiraku and both of the children wondered, "What could dad be so serious about and what is so secret about one of his biggest successes of his day, what was this leading to?"
At the mission sign up station where ninja get their missions assigned to them and where they are written down that the mission was a success or failure.
Behind the counter was a chunin with black hair and pointy nose. "Well, it's about five o'clock and nobody is here, heck even Lord Hokage isn't here when do I get switched out here." He thought to himself and then started picking his nostrils.
Just after that thought he heard heavy footsteps coming towards him. It was a man wearing the usual Konoha uniform with his sleeve having the symbol of Konoha Military Police. He had black Konoha hair color and had a simple smile on his face. He was dragging a fat bald man tied up and was knocked out. The ninja was the famous Sauske Uchiha, one of the Konoha 12 and one of the surviving members of the Uchiha, Leader of Konoha military police and father.
"Oh, well well, looks like the great Sauske has completed three rank-A missions in a row in one whole day, this is a new record." The ninja behind the counter exclaimed. "It is nothing, Konohamaru his guy was easy to get it was the way there and back what the real trouble was." Sauske modestly said scratching the back of his head.
Konohamaru then just put the guy back behind the counter and said, "I'll call Anbu to pick this guy up, and you just go home all right Sasuke." He said and Sasuke just nodded then walked home.
When he reached his home he noticed the sign which had the Uchiha symbol with a white circle surrounding it. He opened the door and said "Sakura-Chan I'm home". "I'm in the kitchen Sasuke-Kun," Said Sakura.
When Sasuke walked in and saw a pink haired woman, wearing red and a white frilly apron covering most of her body. She was Sakura Haruno, wife of Sasuke Uchiha, known for her great healing abilities and immense strength; she is one of the Konoha 12.
Sasuke to a sniff of what was cooking and hugged her with her back turned and asked, "What's cooking Cherry pie"? "Ohh, Sasuke stop it you're embarrassing me besides we shouldn't do this here right now, Satur-Kun is here." Sakura said and Sasuke gave her a kiss on the cheek. "Okay Sarutobi, where are you?" Sasuke asked in a friendly tone. Then a small boy that has the same looks of Sasuke when he was a boy came running down the stairs. Wearing white shirt with the Uchiha fan being surrounded with a ring on his back. "Hey dad, look look, I can do "Katon" now, watch!" the boy said as he performed the hand signs and then fired the ball of fire but Sasuke didn't have enough time to react so, he was put on fire.
Sakura immediately came to Sasuke's aid dumping water on him and healing the burns. "SAUSKE, ARE YOU OKAY!?" Sakura asked nervously. "Oww, yeah I am fine but that hurt." Sasuke said getting up and noticing Sarutobi crying. "I'm sorry father; you must probably hate me now." Sasuke just looked at Sarutobi with deep thought.
Sasuke raised his hand and Sarutobi closed his eyes expecting a hit. Sasuke just put his hand on his head and rubbed his hair. "It's okay; don't be so hard on yourself Sarutobi." Sauske said with a bright and friendly smile.
Sakura just smiled at the two of them and said, "Dinner will be ready in 20 minutes boys," Sakura said and then walked back into the kitchen. "Hey dad can you take me to go see the Hokage faces now?" Saturobi asked. "Sure get on my back."
Sasuke said as they exited the house having Sarutobi get a piggy back ride. "So Sarutobi, why were practicing the Katon today, just wondering?" Sasuke asked. "Well, I went to Uncle Naruto's house to see if Masaru can come out to play but no one was there." Sarutobi said. Sasuke then thought,
"Naruto was probably trying to get away from the paperwork, again."
"Hey dad, look!" Sarutobi pointed out. Sasuke looked up and saw them; all six of the Hokage faces. "Look at the fifth Hokage; mom told me that she was taught almost everything she knows by her, is that true dad?" Sarutobi asked. "Yes that is true, I never got to know much about her but your mother and uncle told me that." Sasuke said.
"Speaking of Uncle Naru, how can you two be brothers if he can't use the Sharingan like you?" Saturobi asked. Sasuke just chuckled for a bit and then answered. "You don't have to be blood related to be brothers; in fact sometimes a person who is your brother doesn't act anything like it at all, but a person who you can get along with easy and you equally help each other is all you need for a brotherhood." Sauske explained and then had a thought, "Heh, Naruto I am fully in your debt, you got me out of something I would have regretted and you helped me kill my brother, not only that but you help me find love, you have made my life better."
"Dad, why are you crying?" Sarutobi asked and Sasuke just rubbed his eye to remove the tears. "Come on, let's head home" Sasuke said as they were heading back. When they got to the house Sasuke put down Sarutobi and let him go inside but just when he was about to go inside he sensed some kind of other presence. Sasuke looked around him but didn't notice anything out of the ordinary so he just walked inside.
When Sasuke walked in he saw food almost every where on the table so he and Saturobi just dug in. Then during the meal, Sarutobi started conversation. "So dad I have another question," Saturobi said. "Sure what's on your mind," He said. "Well, Masaru said he has a younger sibling which makes him a big brother, so I am just wondering if I can be a big brother too?" Saturobi asked which left an awkward silence between the family.
"Well, I um Sakura Chan uhhhh." Sauske muttered embarrassed and confused. "Well um Sauske-Kun well ahh, we will think about it Saurtobi." Sakura quickly ended the conversation. "So after we do the dishes then Sasuke has to go to help Uncle Naruto with work." Sakura said and Saturobi and Sasuke started to help with the dishes.
Just then, three ANBU ninjas were hiding in a tree near the Uchiha household. "Captain why we are here?" an Anbu asked its leader. "I told you, we have been assigned to keep tabs on Sasuke in case of him abandoning the village again." The captain answered. Then the same Anbu asked, "What do we do if he leaves"? "That's simple, we kill him" the leader Anbu said holding a kunai in front of his face.
"Well well, so this is where you have been." An amusing voice said behind the three. They all turned around simultaneously and saw a man with his leaf headband over his left eye and wrinkles under his right eye but it was still open. He was wearing a black robe similar to Naruto's but had a doodle of a mans face on the back.
He was Kakashi Hatake, the Leader of Anbu corps, and sensei of ninjas Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke. "What might you three be doing here, are you kids some kind of stalkers of the pink haired lady in there, sorry to tell you this but she is married forgive me for bursting your bubble." Kakashi said in a sarcastic way. "It is not like that sir; we were put here by orders to keep tabs on Sasuke Uchiha." The ninja answered why the other one kept silent through the whole the thing and the captain just silently gritting his teeth.
"Hmm, I remember my predecessor giving out a mission like that but I can't remember when." Kakashi playfully said. He then pulled out a huge scroll out from underneath his looming robe. He opened it and then put his finger on a certain point. "Ahh here we go, well, that mission lost its activity eleven years ago." Kakashi said looking at the captain.
The two ninja gave out a huge gasp of shock. "Then, what have we been doing these long nights, this wasn't in the records, we could be in big trouble for this." The ninja said extremely worried. "It seems the sheep have been following the wolf, you two are off the hook, and your captain must stay here." Kakashi said as the two anbu just jumped away while Kakashi walked right next to the captain. "Look I am going to be lenient; I should revoke your leadership from you and send you to the Hokage for stalking and for using your comrades like that but I am just going to do this, you must keep a 5,000 meter distance away from Sasuke Uchilla and his family unless told otherwise." Kakashi explained briefly.
Kakashi was about to walk away form the anbu but before he completely got away he said, "SIR, with all do respect, I do not trust the Uchilla at all, he abandoned the village and he was brought back but that foolish blonde of a Hokage who accepted him back, the whole village is in danger even his so called, "family" is at risk of being murdered by him."
When he finished all Kakashi said was, "Don't talk about what you don't know boy. You just insulted me four times with just that single sentence. If you even give eye contact with anyone with the name Uchilla, I will have you executed in front of the entire village." Kakashi warned him.
The captain was so scared he was shaking by the words Kakashi just spoke and he just ran off in a heartbeat.
"Ah Sauske, when you were brought back to the village when Naruto was just a Jonin, I lost hope of you also but you reassured me yourself that you did it of good intentions on that one day.
12 years earlier…
Sauske and Kakashi just had an intense day of training for the Mangekyou Sharingan so one day he can use it to defeat Itachi, when Kakashi then raises his hand to stop the fighting. "Okay Sasuke, let's stop for today lets head back and we can meditate for the rest of the day." Sasuke nodded in response breathing hard. Sasuke was wearing a white version of his old Uchiha training clothes with his Leaf headband on.
Sasuke then got up and collected his pack and about to leave with Kakashi but Kakashi put his hand in front of Sasuke's face, "One last thing before we leave Sasuke, the next time we see Sakura please tell her that you are not interested or that you're gay or whatever, I am sick of her coming over to my house to see you but you don't say anything to her, it's cruel to see a girl with so much romance on her mind on someone who only cares about death and killing their brother who doesn't even talk to her."
Kakashi started walking but Sasuke then just shouted and said, "WHAT, what makes you think that I don't care or think about Sakura." "Sasuke, you have made it very obvious since day one that you didn't care about her at all only on killing your brother." Sasuke then asked Kakashi to sit-down on near by log and Sasuke then began to talk.
"Kakashi, ever since the beginning of my days at the academy, I always held a crush for Sakura with her cherry blossom hair and . . . and lime eyes . . . and" "Wow, I can't believe you aren't gay" "Stop it Kakashi this isn't time to joke. So, when the Uchiha massacre happened, I told myself I would dedicate my life to trying to kill Itachi." "Yes yes Sasuke, I have been over this many times so what." Kakashi interjected getting annoyed of the lecture.
"Well obviously you haven't if I to spell it out, now Itachi killed my clan because he wanted to try out his power on his own clan so I would try to kill him in the future, he also had another purpose." "Oh, what might that be?" Kakashi said not wanting to listen to Sauske's excuses. "He wanted to eliminate all Uchiha's so no one could possibly resist his jutsu or could be a personal threat other than someone like me." Then for Kakashi all the pieces lined up this left Kakashi shocked and disturbed.
"So do you get it now?" Sasuke asked. Kakashi didn't respond for a moment and then he spoke. "So if you and Sakura tie the knot. . ." "Yes, Itachi would sooner or later find out and kill Sakura, or worse kill Sakura and me, leaving my offspring in responsibility to fulfill what I haven't, besides all what Sakura had for me was a childish crush, she probably got over it and has moved on." Sasuke said as he was still looking down the path of sorrow.
"However," Kakashi muttered. And Sasuke turned around and he saw a prancing Kakashi skipping toward him as Kakashi grabbed his hand and dragging him to the ground while he skipped, "That, doesn't mean you can work up your relationship while plotting homicide for your evil brother," Kakashi said in a happy tone while smiling (well his eye looked like it was smiling at least).
Kakashi kept skipping until they both got to Kakashi's home where he let go of Sasuke's hand and he flew right into a wall. As Sasuke got himself up he then shouted at Kakashi and asked, "What are you doing?!" Kakashi went right into his house Sasuke waited outside.
Kakashi finally emerged from his house and put a two way ear piece on Sasuke. "Why did you put on a two way ear piece?" Sasuke asked. "sigh Sasuke, don't you read any Make out Paradise, in almost every book, when a boy always goes on a first date with a girl, the boy needs instant dating advise from a professional to impress and wow the girl." Kakashi explained.
"So, two questions: 1. the professional of whom you speak of, I am guessing that would be you." "Why but of course." "Typical, second who would the, "Guy and Girl" be?" "Sasuke, how slow can you be you and Sakura of course silly." Kakashi answered.
Sasuke shocked by this with big white eyes backed off and said, "No Kakashi, I am not ready, I… I don't know what to say." Sasuke muttered. "Well that's why I going to help you." Kakashi said full of confidence in Sasuke. "But I. . ." Sauske muttered with his cheeks blushing hot red. "Sasuke, if don't sweep her off of her now, she might grow bored and find other men. . . . Like Lee-kun." Kakashi said simply.
Sasuke imagined the horrible sight of Sakura and Rock Lee together and it angered him with a fury of fire. "Alright, let's go!" Sauske said in a determined tone "I'm glad you're in the spirit Sasuke, now onward." As Kakashi said that they were off with Kakashi as the matchmaker and Sasuke as the fool.
They arrived at the Yamanaka flower shop with Kakashi looking from a safe distance away able to keep Sasuke in sight and give him directions. "Okay Sasuke here we go, your first objective is to buy flowers for the date find some ones you think Sakura might like, be original but also be romantic about deciding, over." Kakashi said as he spoke in the microphone. "Roger." Sasuke replied as he took a good look inside, luckily Ino wasn't working at the counter but her mother.
Sasuke walked in having the bell ring and tipping off to Mrs. Yamanaka that some one was there. "Welcome," She said. Sasuke returned the greeting with a hello and then turned to look at the flower selection. "Hmm, the rose is elegant but the thorns might miss represent something about Sakura when I give them to her?" Sauske thought deeply to himself.
"May I suggest the tulips, they are great in the spring and perfect for a day like today, so is their special girl you want to give these to?" She asked. "Umm, well you could say that." Sauske replied. "Really, I have a daughter, who usually works around here but she has been non-existent lately and has been coming home depressed." She talked and Sasuke was listening but then Kakashi came in.
"Sasuke we don't have time for this, get the flowers and go, pronto." Kakashi said. So Sasuke interrupted and just asked for the red, pink and white tulips. He was about to go out the door when Mrs.Yamanaka noticed something "Wait haven't I heard of you before you sound like someone my daughter described when she was still a cadet." Sauske hit a nerve and was sweating for a moment but then she just let it go.
Sauske quickly exited and Kakashi met up with him quickly and they were then both running. "So where to next?" Sauske asked. "The Konoha hospital." Kakashi answered. "Why." "You will see. . ." To Be CONTINUED!!!!