TITLE: If Edward Gorey Wrote Fanfics
AUTHOR: Jack Quaker
SUMMARY: This is just a silly little parody my friend Jaque Vegan and I wrote when we were bored one night. We got the idea from someone else whose name I cannot remember. THIS WAS NOT OUR IDEA. It's based off of Edward Gorey's The Gashlycrumb Tinies. I don't know how much sense this will make if you haven't read it. If someone wants to draw pictures please do so and send me the link.
A is for Aberforth who be spelled a goat.
B is for Bellatrix who was trapped in a coat.
(a straight jacket)
C is for Cadogan run through with a lance.
D is for Dumbledore who could not dance.
E is for Errol blown off course.
F is for Fenrir who had no remorse.
G is for Granger defeated by books.
H is for Hedwig strung on a hook.
I is for Igor who lost to his mark.
(Igor Karkaroff)
J is for Jorkins who went for a lark.
(Bertha Jorkins)
K is for Kreacher sent to a trailer park.
L is for Luna who drowned in Ovaltine.
M is for McNair done in by a gullentine.
N is for Neville who had no luck.
O is for Oliver who forgot to duck.
P is for Prince who learned to cower.
(Eileen Prince- got the idea from Snape's memories in the 5th book)
Q is for Quirrell who succumbed to power.
R is for Regulus who ran out of breath.
S is for Sybill who foresaw her own death.
T is for Trever- Frog leg a la mode.
U is for Uric who dies in this ode.
(Uric the Odd)
V is for Vernon who went berserk
W is for Weaslebe who never left work.
X is for xanthine, which did Dobby in.
(Xanthine is a pretty word for caffine)
Y is for Yaxley who just couldn't win.
(Yaxley is a death eater)
Z is for Zabini surrounded by sin.