Hello my wonderful puppets!

And welcome to my third fic on this site! I hope you all enjoy this as much as i enjoyed writing it.

A little warning though, since this story is an Mpreg, there are more than likely going to be some instances where things might make you squirm a bit. But, if you are anything like me, you will probably find said instances rather funny.

Please review and thank you for reading.

Oh, and one more thing, flames will not be tolerated! If you even think about flaming this story think again! The time spent doing research for this thing nearly drove me insane! The last thing i need are flamers, those that do flame will be handled accordingly.

Thank you, Choco emo shizzle and kkmaree for Beta'ing~!

Unexpected occurrences.

Chapter one

Axel Akrai laid in his bed, staring at the ceiling with a look of shock and bewilderment. His cell phone open and resting in the palm of his left hand. The ceiling fan whirling slowly and the little string that dangled swung with the motions of the fan.

He had just gotten off the phone with Roxas' mother.

How could this have happened? Axel wondered. He's a guy! This isn't supposed to happen! We're both guys! And now…

Ring, ring.

Axel's cell phone rang, and the red head looked to see Mrs. Strife's name. Why would she be calling him? He doubted she was looking for her son. Roxas called him earlier and told him that he had a doctor's appointment that day.

He had been feeling rather ill lately, and he didn't know why. Roxas reassured him that it was probably a bug going around. Axel, of course, being an idiot made a comment about Roxas being pregnant. Said teen smacked him upside the head.

Now, his mother was calling him.

"Hello?" Axel answered.

"Hello Axel dear!" Mrs. Strife said cheerfully.

Axel smiled, but then heard something in the background. It sounded like yelling.

"Axel sweetheart, we're in the hospital. As you know Roxas had an appointment today, and well… something happened."

Axel's stomach flipped.

Oh shit.

"Is everything alright? Is Roxas okay?" He asked in a slight panic.

"Oh everything is fine honey don't worry about I---"

"Mom!" Roxas yelled from the other side of the phone. "How is this 'fine?' You know what, give me the phone!"

Axel gulped. He'd never heard Roxas in such a way.

Was he panicking or was he angry? Maybe both? Oh good god. Did Axel give him some weird S.T.D.? No, that couldn't be it. Was he dying? He doubted that.

"Axel!" Roxas yelled in the phone.

"What's the matter Roxie?" Axel asked as he pulled the phone away from his ear. Afraid that he would yell again.

"Axel! Oh my god! How the fuck did this happen? Axel…I…I'm pregnant! Son-of-a-bitch!" He sobbed.

Axel was stunned. But then a smile broke across his face. He started to laugh.

"Y-you're kidding me, right Roxie? You're not pregnant. You're a guy! There's no way you could get pregnant…" Right?

"Well think again! I'm pregnant and it's your kid! Goddamn it!!"

Axel heard a crash and some more yelling. Soon his mother was on the phone again.

"I'm sorry you had something like that broken to you in such a way. Oh I remember when I told Lux that I was pregnant. He was so proud! He was practically crying!"

"Mom!" Roxas yelled in the background again, then came another crash along with the distinct screams of another woman.

"Oh dear,…Axel, I'm going to have to let you go for now. Roxas just poured his urine sample over a nurse's head and punched an intern."

Click.

That was over two hours ago.

How could this have happened? Axel asked himself again. What could have caused this? Roxas was pregnant? Roxas was still in high school! Only a junior! Axel was just starting college!

Axel looked at the clock next to his bedside table. It was half past noon. How was he going to tell his mom? How was he going to explain to her that he got his boyfriend--a guy-- pregnant?

He lifted his cell phone and looked through it until he came across Roxas' name and with nimble fingers he sent a text message telling him he was coming over.

He needed an explanation, and Roxas was the only one who was able to give it. He was, after all, the one carrying his baby.

OOoOoOoOoOoOo

Cloud Strife looked at Roxas' abdomen as the younger blond sat on his bed and raised his brow.

Very interesting.

Roxas was now out of the hospital and in his cousin's bedroom being examined by Yazoo. Cloud really didn't trust the doctors at the hospital too much, but for some reason he could trust Yazoo completely when it came to things of the medical nature.

Yazoo looked over Roxas' files again. Nothing looked out of the ordinary. Everything seemed in order. The ingredients used to make the potion were the same used in certain medications to treat A.D.D.

But nothing, not a drop, seemed to be the cause of why Roxas was pregnant.

"Hmmm, this is very interesting. I have never come across anything like it," he mumbled to himself.

Now 24 years old and a resident at Twilight Town Medical Center, Yazoo was more than qualified to treat Roxas and help him along in the pregnancy. But, for some reason the chief of medicine thought that someone else would be better suited. Yazoo could deal with it. Of course, he would be sure to have a nice little chat with the veteran chief soon. Still, Roxas was like family to him, so he didn't mind looking over the blond for free. That, and Cloud didn't really trust those doctors at the medical center.

"Well of course you haven't come across anything like it!" Roxas snapped. "Not even any of the doctors have come across anything like it! Do you know that they wanted to study me? Like a freaking science project?" Roxas huffed and rubbed at his stomach. Not particularly feeling all that well.

"It's weird though," Yazoo continued, completely ignoring the younger blond. "From what your medical file has told me, it seems that the potion you've been taking had some form of estrogen in it."

Roxas had recently became part of a study in his school to see what could help treat A.D.D. and since he was getting paid over two hundred munny for every visit he really didn't care. But never in his wildest dreams did he ever think something like this would happen.

"Where did you get my medical file?" He asked, and Cloud quirked his lips in amusement. He raised a brow at Yazoo.

"Seph got it. He hacked into the hospital's main computer, looked for your name and voila! He was able to print out your medical file! He's even got info you probably don't even know about."

Of course he did. Sephiroth, or "Seph" as Cloud like to affectionately call him, was Cloud's fiancé and was attending Twilight Town University along with Cloud. He was majoring in system programming. He would hack into major facilities just for fun, and use important information to black mail them.

Apparently he's been working as an intern at a Federal agency called ShinRa. He was really good at what he did, but he loved battle strategy so he was considering joining SOLDIER with Zack. Knowing Sephiroth, he would most likely become general within the first few years.

It was a very scary thought.

"Anyway," Cloud continued, as though he hadn't said anything. "Yazoo, you were saying something about estrogen?"

Yazoo blinked and stared at Cloud. "It seems here, that Roxas has a very large amount of estrogen." He said "It's really weird because he seems to show no signs of femininity. No breasts, no voice change, no outside physical changes… it's very strange. It's as if whoever put this in his potion wanted to make it so that only his insides would be female." Yazoo looked through another file and hummed.

"What?"

"Well, from what I can guess, the estrogen might have made it so that he has working female internal organs. But it's just a guess. I mean, even if that were possible, which I'm not saying it isn't, what would make it so that he was able to get pregnant? I can only hypothesize that one for his lesser organs was mutated and formed into a uterus.

"Like an appendix or something. But that isn't what I'm curious about, what I am curious about is what could have caused him to not only develop a uterus but also working ovaries... " Yazoo paused, and went a bit pale. "Unless…"

"For god's sake I am right here you know!" Roxas all but nearly shouted. Not at all liking the fact that he was being spoken about as if he weren't in the room. He then stared bitterly and with slight fear. "Yazoo…what exactly do you mean by 'unless'? Unless what?" he asked, not really sure if he wanted to know.

"Um…this might not be right, but it might be possible. Maybe, just maybe, your testicals were somehow forced to become the ovaries…"

Roxas blenched. "What?" he croaked. The very thought of something like that happening to his nuts was not very appealing. In fact, it scared the hell out of him. "You mean to tell me that I'm not even a man anymore?!"

"I didn't say that. I merely said that as a possibility."

Roxas shook his head. "But,… even if it is a thought, wouldn't that mean that I would've felt everything else happening? From what I understand you're saying that sort of thing would cause me a great amount of pain! Wouldn't it?"

Cloud thought about the question. In theory it would most likely cause discomfort. But this isn't ordinary estrogen.

"I can't really say Roxas," Yazoo said lightly, hating that he couldn't give the young Strife a clear answer, but then a thought popped into his head. "Didn't you say that you had an ultrasound coming up in a week?"

"Yeah."

"Great! I'll have Sephiroth get me the information about how that goes after the appointment. After which I should be able to tell you exactly what's going on in your body and how your bundle of joy is doing."

"Lord knows the docs aren't going to say anything to you," Cloud quipped. It was statements like those that made Roxas often wonder if Cloud had some kind of paranoia. But he didn't wonder too much about it. If he did, then he did. If he didn't, then he didn't.

The feel of his cell phone vibrating took him out of his thoughts and he picked it up to see that Axel left him a text message.

Roxie,

I'm coming over so we can talk. Wear something slutty and I'll see you in a bit!

~Bambi.

"Bambi…"

"Was that Axel? Oh my god, I can only imagine how he's feeling right now. Jesus, I know if I were to somehow get Sephiroth pregnant; I don't know what I would do. But I would be curious."

"Why? Because you're the uke?" Yazoo asked with humor lacing his voice.

"No! And for your information we switch!"

"Ew! I didn't need to know that!" Roxas squeaked. But as he thought about it more, he couldn't help but get a little aroused. Not because he thought his cousin was hot, but because Sephiroth was a very sexy man. He could picture the 21 year old just panting and moaning his name and quivering in mid-orgasmic bliss underneath him…

"God damn it…" He mumbled.

"You were fantasizing about Seph again, weren't you?" Cloud asked calmly. "You should be medicated. Seriously."

"You know, I tell myself that all the time!"

"Yet another reason as to why you should be medicated," he said smugly. "You really shouldn't talk to yourself either, people will start to wonder,"

Like he really cared about what people thought. He could care less. Sure, his opinion right now seemed firm, but, if he really was pregnant, and he started to show; he could only imagine what people would think of that. A teenager, a guy no less… pregnant.

Reality began to dawn on him as the situation made itself known. All the blood rushed from his cheeks and he could hardly breathe! He was pregnant…!

"Cloud…" he said weakly, looking down at his shoes and absently counting the purple little stars on his shoelaces to keep himself from fainting.

"Yeah?" He asked, sensing his cousin's distress.

"I--I'm in deep shit aren't I?"

"Well," he began, trying to word out his response carefully. "I guess that depends on what you think 'deep shit' means. Your mom doesn't seem to be upset about it."

Roxas couldn't help but snort in humor. "I would think not. I mean, she told me that she always wanted grandchildren. And I doubted she would mind me having one now. Not that I wanted one now, but you know…"

Cloud nodded and sighed.

"Well, better get ready for Axel. Knowing him, I don't think he'll be too happy to know about our little… problem," he stated as he got up from Cloud's bed and opened the door leading into the hallway.

"Yeah, good luck with that Roxas," Yazoo mumbled as he watched Roxas leave. "You're going to need it."

Once in his basement bedroom, Roxas let out a breath and rubbed his face. Pregnant…

God why me?

Looking up at the ceiling he began to wonder. What would it look like? Would it have Axel's red hair? His blue eyes? Would it be a boy? A girl? Twins? Triplets? No…not triplets. Twins maybe. His father was a twin. Sora looked like his twin.

His thoughts were interrupted however by a feeling of disgust in his stomach. He couldn't even remember how far along the doctor said he was.

"Oh shit…" he shot up from the bed, ran to the small bathroom, and heaved in the toilet. He felt like crap, this morning sickness thing was not something he was going to get used too.

There went his French toast.

He sighed and wiped his mouth with toilet paper. This whole pregnancy was going to annoy him.

Once he washed out his mouth he took a quick shower; the sound of thundering footfalls on his bedroom steps told him the father of his baby was finally here.

"Hey Axel," said Roxas, as he dried his damp hair.

The flaming redhead stared at the blond from the last step. The little smile he gave him was apprehensive, but the love he had for the small blond was still evident.

"Hey Roxie," he replied softly. He scratched at the back of his head and let out a small breath. Roxas was a little nervous. He didn't really know what to say. It was Axel who broke the silence.

"So," he said lightly. "Do you want to be called Daddy or Mommy?"

Roxas smiled and let out a small chuckle. It was just like Axel to make a big situation not seem so bad. "I'm no ones Mommy."

Axel smirked and made his way to Roxas' bed. He sat down and Roxas joined him.

"Are you mad?" Roxas asked quietly. Axel stared but then threw him his infamous Cheshire cat grin.

"No. Just… a little shocked. I mean, I never thought that I could ever get you pregnant. It shouldn't even be possible."

Roxas smirked. "You shouldn't assume that anything is impossible, Axel."

Axel gave a warm smile and wrapped his arm around Roxas' shoulders. "Yeah well, you shouldn't assume that anything is not impossible," Axel said jokingly. "Anyway, did you really spill your urine sample on a nurse and punch an intern?" The redhead asked suddenly changing the subject. Roxas blinked, but quickly blushed and looked away.

"Yes…but it's not like I planned to do that. It just sort of happened. What with the whole 'pregnant' thing," Roxas said with a shrug. Axel smiled warmly at his boyfriend and lightly touched the blonde's stomach.

"Has the reality that we're going to be parents hit you yet?" Roxas asked, moving slightly at the tickling touch the pyro left on his tummy.

Axel stilled his fingers. His neon green eyes gave a long look. "Roxie, I was sitting in my room staring at the ceiling for two hours after I found out. If the reality hasn't hit me yet, do me a favor and pound it into my head," came his dry reply.

Roxas giggled at the statement but said nothing. The very idea of being pregnant still amazed and scared him. With all good reason. For one thing, he wondered where the kid would come out. He didn't exactly have the right…stuff, for child birth. At first Roxas thought that the kid would simply come out the same way it went in. Just like with women. But he threw that idea away when he realized the tearing it would ensue. He'd never have sex again.

Do women even feel anything during sex after giving birth? What did it even look like afterwards?

He shuddered, scowled and scratched his head. "So much for that A.D.D. potion…" He mumbled.

Axel caught his eyes in a questioning stare. "What did you say?"

"Nothing. I just caught myself thinking weird things again," he said with a long insufferable sigh. "Just when I thought that finally getting medicated would do something, look what happens!"

Axel smirked. "I wonder if getting pregnant is the side affect for all A.D.D. medications."

Roxas rolled his eyes. "It's hardly considered a medication if instead of treating the problem extends it to unbelievable amounts!"

"That's another question," said Axel as he looked at Roxas. "How exactly did you get preggers anyway?"

The irate blond gave another long sigh. He rubbed roughly at his golden locks. "I have no clue! But from what Yazoo was able to get my medical file, I'm thinking it might be some kind of inside job. Like, someone is out to get me."

"Like revenge?" Axel offered and was given a nod.

"Yeah, maybe. Question is, why would anyone what to get me pregnant?" Roxas' mind then thought up of a couple reasons as to why someone would do something like this. It could have been that guy Demyx, he gave him a thorough tongue lashing when they were discussing Harry Potter. Or maybe it was that emo looking kid, what was his name? Zexion? He remembered him working on the potion with one of the chemistry teachers.

Or maybe it was one of the girls! Maybe it was the chick Kairi who cried when she couldn't get with Sora. But then why would she go out of her way to make Roxas fertile and not Sora?

He twitched his eye and shook his head.

"You alright, Roxie?"

"Yeah, sorry, I was just…kind of thinking."

Axel threw a look as he moved his arm from around Roxas' shoulders to card his long fingers soothingly through his boyfriend's hair. Roxas leaned into the touch. He touched his stomach when he started to feel a tightness in his throat. He wasn't sure if it was from the hormones or what. But the stinging in his eyes along with the slight wetness to his cheeks was enough evidence to tell him that he was crying. He was actually crying for the first time since learning about the little parasite he was incubating.

Axel could feel his shirt getting wet from the tears as the shaking shoulders along with the small gasps came from Roxas' small frame. Axel frowned and gently moved them so they were laying in the large bed. He couldn't blame Roxas for his emotions. It was a lot for someone to take. Especially when that someone wasn't expecting it. Axel of course wouldn't think of this as a bad thing though. The way Axel looked at it; It was simply, an unexpected occurrence.