Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Shaman King... what do you think??! but I own teh WABBIT!!! BUNNY UNION lives on!!! WOOT!!! XD
Hello! Me again... welcome to my new fanfic! I made this one because I was bored and I WANTED to write something funny... (Is it even funny!? AND is anyone EVEN READING THIS?! -tears hair apart-)
anyways, this is a series of RANDOM stories featuring Me, Anna and Yoh... and I'm open to anyone who wants to join in this... I promise to insert you all here! If I can... -sniggers- hm.. just review and we'll see what happens... hehe... XP
And some ideas were taken from some anime and cartoon series... Can you guess some of them? hehe... oh the the Rabbit; Rabbiku is MINE!!! I LOVE BUNNIES and they'll star in every chappie!!! Bwahahahahahaha! -ahem- okay... enough, stupid talk... on with the fic... And please forgive me if this isn't that funny.. I promise to make it even more FUNNIER!!! You can give me ideas and suggestions... and if you wanna star... just review me! ;) THANX and ENJOY!!! (-bites lip- I HOPE!)
DEDICATED TO: CrystalxAngel, my imoutou and friend...
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Randomness file #1: Fruit Repears and Fufu the orange.
Flame Inn, Funbari Tokyo.
Yoh Asakura was running on the 2nd floor hall to the stairs holding an orange in his hand.
Yoh: Anna! Anna! Anna!!!
His Fiancee Anna Kyouyama was inside the living room watching her favorite soaps. She raised her eyebrow as Yoh quickly entered the room.
Anna: -mutters- Oh boy... T.T Yoh... what is it??
Yoh: -looks around- Anna! Anna!
Anna: What?!
Yoh: -looks around again- Anna? Anna!!!
Anna: -sighs and sweatdrops- Down here moron...
Yoh: -looks down by the table- Oh! Anna! Guess what day is it today??
Anna: -pretends to think- hmm... let's see... -sarcastically- is it "Yoh's bothering my TV time, so get lost" day??
Yoh: Nooo... -smirks-
Anna: Hmm... "Follow everything Anna says" day??
Yoh: Nope.
Anna: -snaps finger- Darn. I give up, what is it?
Yoh: it's Fufu's brithday!!!
Anna: Fufu?? Who the heck is Fufu?
Yoh: Fufu! Don't you remember?
((Flashback))
Last sunday evening...
Yoh: Anna, meet Fufu! -shows orange with a drawn face on it; like this :D-
Anna: -watching TV- that's nice Yoh...
Yoh: -smiles- okay... Fufu and I are going out to play. -exits- Weeee..
Anna: -eyes glued on TV- that's nice Yoh...
((End Flashback))
Anna: O.o;; what?
Yoh: And now, here's the birthday boy himself! -places 'fufu' on table and puts a small party hat on its top- Otanjoubi Omedetou Fufu-chan!!! -smiles-
Anna: -.-'' Yoh, how can it celebrate it's brithday when you just made it last sunday? I mean it's just been four days...
Yoh: -stares dumbly- ...
Anna: T.T ...
Yoh: What?
Anna: -sighs- Nevermind. Besides, I think that thing is begining to rot...
Yoh: Fufu is not a thing! and he's not rotting, he's just... aging...
Anna: -rolls eyes- oh brother...
Suddenly the power went off... the TV closed, the lights gone... everything regarding electricity... (duh!)
Anna: Great... a power out.. T.T
Yoh: Yey!!! Time to get the cake! -puts a cupcake with a small candle on the top- Blow the candle Fufu!
Fufu: ...
just then a wisp of purple smoke appeared by the corner of the room...
Anna: O.o;; What the?!
Yoh: Oo;;
Fufu: ...
then a pair of long bunny ears popped out from the smoke.
Anna: -Gasps-
Yoh: Santa!
Anna: -smacks Yoh with paper fan-
Yoh: Owie!!! .
then they heard a cough from a female...
newcomer: -coughs- geezz... special effects much?? -coughs-
small shivering voice: I-I guess they o-over did it...
when the smoke cleared out Yoh and Anna saw a girl with black long hair in a bunny style and a pair of bunny ears by her head band. And she was wearing pink-framed glasses. She was carrying a stuffed bunny that looked depressed a lot...
Anna: -glares- Hey!!! Who the heck are you!? Why are you trespassing on our home!?!
Yoh: -gets Fufu from the table- It's okay Fufu... they won't hurt you... there there...
newcomer: Sorry about that... -smiles- I'm Abie and this is my associate Rabbiku... -points to stuffed bunny she's holding-
Rabbiku: -nervous tiny voice- h-hello...
Abie: don't worry, he's always nervous and depressed...
Rabikku: -drops head- Yes, it's true... I'm a lowlife... -sobs-
Abie: Anyways, I'm a fruit reaper and -low devilish voice- I've come for the orange... -points to Yoh-
Yoh: Nooooooo!!!! Not-- not-- not-- MY HEADPHONES!!! -cowers behind Anna-
Anna: -sweatdrops-
Abie: -sweatdrops- headphones? Dude, I meant the fruit your holding...
Yoh: Oh you mean Fufu?? Oh okay... NOOOO!!!! -hugs Fufu closer- YOU CAN NEVER HAVE HIM!!! NEVER!!! You have to get past me first... I WON'T GIVE HIM TO YOU THAT EASILY!!! -mouth begins to foam-
Anna: O.o;; OMG?! Yoh has rabies?! Ick!!!!
Abie: O.o;;
Rabikku: ... No one pays attention to the bunny... -continues sobing-
Abie: Ahehe... Yoh, I'm only here for it's soul... It needs to rest in peace now...
Yoh: NO!!! -holds Fufu closer-
Anna: Wait a sec! There's no such thing as a fruit reaper...
Abie: -mutters- yes there is...
Anna: oh yeah, then where's your stick thingy you use to get souls with hm?
Abie: Uhm... a skeleton guy has it! He stole it from meee! -puffs cheeks-
Grim reaper: -appears from a near by window- Hey man, I didn't steal anything from you...
Anna: O.o;;
Yoh: O.o;; D-death..?
Abie: Uhm... I mean... the other skeleton guy...
Grim reaper: Ah I thought it was me... Now will you excuse me, I have victims to attend to... -disappears then after a few seconds he appeared again- Oh yeah, and if there is a joker here claiming to be the 'fruit reaper', it's all a hoax... hmp... mock us will they?! -disappears again-
Anna and Yoh: -glares at Abie-
Abie: -nervous smile- Ahehehehe...
Rabbiku: -looks at the humans inside the room nervously- Uh-oh... I knew it... I knew that this will turn out bad... -sobs even more-
Anna: -serious tone- Why you freakin' stupid bunny... You made us scared for NOTHING?!
Abie: Alright! I didn't mean it! I was BORED!!! I'm sorry... -runs and hides from behind a curtain and whimpers like a little puppy- Hau Hau Hau!!!
Anna: -sighs-
Yoh: -sobs with Rabbiku on the corner- Abie, you made me get my secret out about me having rabies!!! -cries-
Rabbiku: I-it's okay Yoh-san... I-I too have secrets that has been revealed... horrible, horrible secrets... -cries while patting Yoh on the back-
Anna: So the rabies thing is true?! O.o;;
Yoh: Well... -smirks- NOT REALLY!!! Haha! Anna, you should have seen the look on your face! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
Rabbiku: Eh? You mean, all those tears I've shed with you were wasted?? ...no one loves the bunny... -sulks and sobs more-
Anna: -SO pissed off- YOOOHH... -gets paper fan and whacks him... HARD-
Yoh: X.X;;
Anna: Alright! This FIC is sooo messed up... Hey! -calls Abie from the curtains-
Abie: -pokes head out slowly- Mnyu..?
Anna: Yeah you... You cut the power off, go get it back! NOW!
Abie: Power? I didn't... do that...
Anna: Abie, enough okay?!
Abie: Seriously! I'm not lying!!! -puffs cheeks-
Anna: If you didn't do it then who...?
Yoh: -still unconcious- X.X;;
Rabbiku: Uhm... A-anou...
Abie: What is it Rabbiku??
Rabbiku: -points by the table with a shakey paw-
Anna and Abie: -follows where the bunny is pointing-
...And there on the table... was the creepy, always smiling orange (that was in Yoh's grasp the whole time) ... Fufu...
Fufu: -with low demonic voice- I. cut. the. power...
Abie, Anna and Rabbiku: -all huddled up together- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Fufu: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Oranges will RULE teh EARTH!!!
Yoh: -was now asleep and muttering- ZZZzzzZZzz...hm... Otanjoubi...omedetou... fufu-chan... ZZzzzzzZzz... Ruler... of all... oranges... ZzzZzzZz... Funga...fufu...ZzzZzzzZzz...
To be continued... Or is it?!
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Lame, I know... I just wanted to make a FUNNY RANDOM fic and this is ALL I got... -drops head in defeat- ...failed... I'll update more randomness soon! If you still want me to... -pouts- for the mean time, reviews are ALWAYS open (duh!) and sugestions too! hehe... thanx! Till next time! Ja mata ne minna-san!!! XD