Writer's Anonyms—The Written Edition!
Ms. Lady McLady: Hello, and welcome to group counseling!
VICKEY: WHY AM I HERE??? I HAVE TO GO PICK MY LITTLE BROTHER UP FROM—
Ms. McLady: He's Already here—
VICKEY: NOW YOU LISTEN, AND YOU LISTEN GOOD! NO ONE INTERUPTS—
Queenie: Cry me a river and shut up. You're not the only one with problems.
Nimrod: I NEED MY CRAZY PILLS!!!!!!!!! QUICK, MY MEDS ARE GONNA BE DISPENSED IN A FEW MINUTES!!!!!
Froggy: Why am I here? I'm still nine, and I don't have that serious of problems…
Lex: Hellllooooo? ~ Obsessed with FROGS much? I gotta roll soon too; my therapist said if I miss another session one more time, I'm goin' to rehab.
VICKEY: I'VE BEEN TO REHAB; IT WASN'T A GOOD EXPERIENCE! AND THAT'S HOW I MET MY SWEET CHARLOTTE CUUHLHORNE!!!!!!
Red: Charlotte WHO?
*VICKEY Pulls up a Pic of Charlotte out of her purse*
VICKEY: ISN'T HE JUST MANLIER THAN ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER?
Red: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT THING?!?
VICKEY: MY MANLY CHARRLY POO!
Piggachew: Dude, forget I ever called Yumichika or Kaname Kuran ghey; this guy's gayer than THE RAINBOW HE FELL OUT OF!
Queenie: I am THOROUGHLY disgusted by just the sight of him; put it away.
*VICKEY huffs and puffs and put the picture away, giving Queenie the bird in the process*
Queenie: My hubby's SO much cuter than yours.
*Pulls picture out and whistles filled the room from the female inhabitants, poor Red sweat dropping at the stupidity*
Nimrod: DANG! He's HOT as a frickin' BONFIRE!
Red: Hehe, fire…
Nimrod: Not as hot as my sla- I mean husband… yes, he is Froggy's dad.
Froggy: Why am I blond then???
Queenie: WTF messed up genes; you're a mutant.
Piggachew: BURN THE WITCH!
Lex: She said mutant, not witch stupid.
Piggachew: My bad… BURN THE MUTANT!
Red: Hehe, yeah, fire…
Froggy: I DON'T WANNA DIE A HORRIBLE FIRERY DEATH!
Grimmjow: I'm not your dad; I'm Queenie's adoptive gay father.
Ulquiorra: I'm her dad number two; or the mother, perhaps…
*Queenie coughs uncomfortably*
Queenie: Uhhhhh…WTF x2 now…Yeah, they are my dad…s?
Nimrod & Piggachew & Lex: ...Lucky
*INSERT YAOI PIC! :3*
Queenie's…uhh…dads???
Yeah….maybe. She seems evil enough