Thirty ways to know you've been possessed by Kanda
1 – You start referring to every short person as 'Moyashi'
2 – People keep mistaking you for the opposite gender
3 – You have unnaturally long hair
4 – When you enter a room people run screaming
5 – You start solving all your problems with a katana.
6 – Hell's insects do your bidding free of charge.
7 – Your only weakness is a clipboard to the head.
8 – The word 'Yullen' sends you into homicidal, denial filled rampage.
9 – You develop a strong aversion to beansprouts.
10 – The only food your body seems able to digest is Soba. All others are thrown viciously at a wall.
11 – You begin to feel pink lotus flowers are following you everywhere.
12 – Your first name must never be spoken. Never. All who use it around you suffer a painful death.
13 – You develop a superiority complex at a young age.
14 – Cursed people have more germs than girls.
15 – Every time somebody pulls a petal off a lotus flower it feel likes a bit of you just died inside.
15 – You have an indecipherable tattoo on your chest.
16 – Your clothes seemed to get shredded more often than not in battle.
17 – Whenever you remove your shirt people call it 'fan service.'
18 – Every time you think you're about to die you begin blabbing about killing 'that person' and than refuse to tell all present at the time who you mean when you recover.
19 – Spiting people begins to become a hobby of yours.
20 – You're obsessed with Japanese heritage; you're or not.
21 – On the rare occasion you're seen by others in your pajamas you don your super-special-awesome 'Kanda cardigan.'
22 – The mere word 'Yaoi' sends shivers down your spine.
23 – 'Che' is the only word in your vocabulary that describes all situation of deep shit.
24 – You develop a sadistic side which you're terrible at hiding and never deny.
25 – Personal space is a god send. All who invade it are impaled on your precious Katana.
26 – Shampoo is not necessary for clean hair. Soap will do just fine.
27 – 'Gardening' is one of your interests but you never seem to do it.
28 – You're mentor is one of the most annoying people on the earth to you and he only holds your respects grudgingly.
29 – Hitting old men, woman and rough handling children is not beneath you. If they're in your way it's their own damn fault.
30 – You're mobbed by fangirls wherever your go.
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A/N: I was in the shower when this occurred to me ^_^
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