It could only happen in a fan-fic...

Dude where's my Highwind?

8pm and 0.2335544111 seconds

(Cloud wakes up with Aeris, Yuffie and Tifa on his bed. He puts on a happy face. Then he wakes up to find Sephroith licking his face)

Cloud : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Cloud wakes up properly this time and looks down, has fallen asleep on a Chobits pillow covered in sand...CHII!)

Cloud: Woah..What happened?

(Looks over to his left to see the unconscious figure of Cid dressed in a Pimp hat and a Wedding dress)

Cloud: Dude, Wake up

(Cloud starts slapping Cid in the face)

Cid: Yeah, Tifa slap me up, I'm your man-bitch

Cloud: What?

Cid: Ummmm...Nothing

(Reno walks in with only a Chef's hat covering his mutton dagger)

Reno: Hey guys

Cloud + Cid: Hey Reno

Cloud: Lets go outside

(The two stoners exit Cloud's Costa de Sol pad and look outside)

Cid: Where's the damn Highwind?

Cloud: Dude where's my Highwind?

END OF TIME!!!!!..................I mean the story