A/N: Okay, this is my first fanfic so tell me what you think of it! Please!
And yeah….I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS! If I did I would actually be happy!
And lots of credit to SandGoddess for helping me with this fic…..a lot. So I owe a lot to her. We stayed up till 2 in the morning typing this, so please review!
Chapter One
"So do you think we should do it…Sakura?" Ino asked her in an eerie voice with a small flashlight pointed to her demented face.
"Why are we in the dark?" Sakura asked, really pissed.
"Answeerrr meeee…Saaakuuura…"
"Stop trying to scare me."
"BOOO!"
"AHHHHHH"
Ino flipped the light switch and fell to the ground laughing.
"Shut up!" Sakura demanded, very jittery.
More incessant shouts of laughter filled the room.
"Alright, alright…if it will stop you from laughing I think we should do it." Sakura folded her arms.
"Ok, ok…" Ino said, lifting herself up. "I have an idea."
After a night of vandalizing and robbing houses, a very exhausted Ino and Sakura crept back to the room they were occupying before with stolen possessions.
"You…huff… think this will make them come?" Sakura asked the blonde.
"Just wait…" she replied.
The next morning, the two girls woke up to harsh poundings on Ino's front door.
"See, I told you…" Ino yawned.
The two raced downstairs and slowly creaked open the front door.
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS!" shouted an enraged blonde girl on the doorstep, standing in front of two others.
She held up a scrap of paper which read: IF YOU WANT YOUR FREAKISHLY LARGE FAN BACK COME TO INO'S HOUSE
"Oh, come in Temari! How nice of you to visit!" Ino said gleefully, gesturing her to step in. "Oh, and you too, Hinata and Tenten."
The three girls entered Ino's house. Ino gestured them to follow her and they did.
Once they entered the room, Tenten and Temari rushed at Ino and cornered her as Hinata stood in the doorway.
"Ino can you please just give me back my picture…" Hinata shyly asked.
"Yeah Ino, give me back my picture of Neji!" Tenten demanded.
Ino smirked, "Why did you have a picture of him anyway... and especially of him naked in the shower?"
Tenten blushed but instantly hissed, "Don't make me take out my weapons and use them against you," she paused. She then reached for one of her various kunai and playfully twirled it around her index finger. "Just give me back the picture…" she maniacally hissed.
"You already have a weapon out-" Ino said but was instantly interrupted by Tenten's voice.
"SHUT UP! Give me back the picture or you won't get hurt… that badly."
"Yes Ino. I agree with Tenten…WHERE'S MY FAN! I NEED my fan! Please give it back and I MIGHT not hurt you!" Temari whispered in the blonde's hear.
Hinata and Sakura stared at the two angry kuniochi and the one against the wall in fear. Sakura almost burst into a fit of laughter when Hinata whispered something to her.
"Sakura, may I PLEASE have my drawing back… please," the shy kuniochi begged.
Sakura evilly smirked and replied to her with a question, "Oh, the one of you and Naruto making out on a bed. And how could I forget… you both were half naked?"
Hinata blushed and looked away. She felt a hot tear roll down her cheek as she whispered every so quietly, "Please Sakura, don't be so cruel. Can you just hand me it?"
She instantly felt regretful for stealing that from Hinata and she told her, "Hinata, don't worry I will. But first, Ino wants to tell you three something."
Sakura walked up to the poor cornered girl. "I think you should just tell them about it already or you might die in the hands of Temari and Tenten."
"Your right…"
She turned to face the two angry girls and regretfully said, "I'm sorry for stealing you personal possessions but…" she paused and changed her tone of voice. "But…I stole your possessions because I need to talk to all of you."
Hinata, Temari, and Tenten froze in their places. Tenten and Temari released their hold on Ino and backed away and walked towards a bewildered Hinata.
"So Sakura and I have been thinking…" Ino started.
"What do you mean me too? You dragged me here last night and told me your stupid plan!" Sakura shouted.
"Be quiet…anyway, I have been thinking we all play a game…but not just any game."
There was bewildered looks on the two girls who had threatened Ino.
"She wants to play zap." Sakura got straight to the point.
"I thought I told you to be quiet!" Ino shouted.
Tenten furrowed her brow.
"What's that?" she asked in confusion.
"You don't know what zap is?" Temari asked her.
"No…"
There was silence for a few moments.
"Well I'll explain it…" Ino exclaimed. "It's a game where someone writes zap on your hand, and until it comes off, you have to say 'I love you' to every boy who says your name. And whoever says it the most wins."
"Ohhh…I think I've heard of that before." Tenten replied.
Hinata didn't like the sound of this game at all.
"But…what if many boys say my name?" Hinata shyly asked.
"That's the point…you have to answer to all of them, so the more boys the better!" Sakura answered her. It made Hinata feel uneasy.
"I have a pen right here." Ino said.
After a few minutes of rummaging through a drawer, she revealed a permanent marker.
"But…it's permanent…it will never come off." Hinata exclaimed
"Well that just makes it all the more fun!" Temari said excitedly, holding out her hand. "Lay it on me!"
"Okay," Ino giddily exclaimed.
She took the cap off of the permanent marker and wrote the words zap on Temari's hand.
Tenten and Sakura also stuck their hands out and waited for Ino to lay the marker on their hands.
Ino then turned to Hinata and said, "Hinata your turn…"
"I don't know about this… I mean-" Hinata whispered.
"Come on Hinata, it'll be fun. Trust me." Ino assured her.
"Okay," Hinata unsurely and allowed the blonde to mark her with the permanent marker.
After marking Hinata, Ino turned to Sakura and handed her the marker. "Okay, Sakura… do me."
"WHAT! I'll leave the doing to Sasuke!"
Ino sighed angrily and smacked herself on the headed. "NOT THAT, YOU STUPID BITCH… the MARKER!"
Sakura blushed from embarrassment and said, "Oh…okay." She grabbed the marker and wrote on Ino's hand.
"OKAY! Lets head out and find some guys!" Temari said giddily.
"Okay, lets go then," Sakura said.
Meanwhile…Rock Lee had just come out of a local bar and had recently taken 27 shots of sake. He was walking down some road, swaying left to right, when he mumbled to himself.
"I think…hic… I'm going to piss…hic on some random hot…hic…chick."
He continued down the road until he saw this girl leaning against a cheery blossom tree. She had a book in her hands and was reading from it.
Rock Lee walked straight up to her and waited for her to feel his presence. When she did, she looked up at him.
"Hey, what…hic… are you reading?" he asked.
She quietly answered, "'How to Avoid Men In Green Jumpsuits'…"
Back to the girls…The five kunoichi left the house and split up, going in there own directions.
Sakura strolled down the road, shading the sun from her eyes and looking for any boy to talk to and add to her list. Actually, she was searching for Sasuke. She turned a corner, looking into the distance when she bumped into Shino.
"Oh…sorry." She mumbled
"It's alright, Sakura." He said, strolling away.
Damnit! She thought.
"I-I love you, Shino!" she screamed.
He turned around and started at her dead in his tracks.
"W-What? Really? No one has ever loved me before…exept for my bugs."
Sakura did not want to keep talking to Shino, for she still hadn't found Sasuke yet. She shuffled quickly away. A moment passed until she noticed Shino was following close behind her.
"Wait! Don't go!" he shouted.
She started running. He followed her even faster.
"GET AWAY FROM MEEE!" she screamed.
"DON'T BE LIKE THAT, SAKURA BABY!" he shouted back.
"GODDAMNIT I LOVE YOU!"
"I knew you did!"
Shit! I hate this game now!
A/N: Hope you liked it! Please review!