Wisdom Teeth idea
Chapter one
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A/N; First I just want to start off that this is a story Sebastian, Kurt and Blaine is in a relationship, and Sebastian was always nice, just acting as the bad guy to protect himself. And second, I just got this idea after watching a video and I might use some lines from them just because that was some funny stuff! Video: watch?v=tf8Nll3sOAA
Kurt's p.o.v
"Gaaaawwwd!" Sebastian groaned from the back seat of the car, "it huuurts!" Turning his head towards the window, Sebastian started to watch the cars on the other lane passing by us.
Just a couple moments ago Sebastian got his wisdom teeth taken out and we are now on the way home.
"Of course it hurts, baby. You got your wisdom teeth taken out," Blaine said smiling.
Turning his attention back towards us, Sebastian stared at us, his eyes starting to fill with tears, he started to feel his face. "I can't feel it" he complained.
"Feel what, Honey?" I asked.
"I can't feel my lips! I have no lips; no one will ever look at me the same!" As Sebastian started to cry harder, I stretched my right hand to the back and started to dry away his tears.
Shaking his head, turning the car right, Blaine chuckled. "No, no! You do have lips, lovey perfect lips that we'll be kissing later."
"Where are we going?" Shouted Sebastian annoyed.
"We are going home. And when we do, we will be chang- NO KEEP THOSE IN YOUR MOUTH- changing the cotton in your mouth and then we will cuddle" I told him, putting my hand on Blaine's lap.
"I thought we were going to get ice cream?" Sebastian asked, tears starting to once again leak.
"No, we are going home. You have ice cream next to you"
Wiping his eyes, Sebastian started to look about the car. "Where- I can't…oh" Both Blaine and I started to laugh at the most adorable, confused face Sebastian ever made as he found the tub of ice cream. Picking up the ice cream, with that still confused puppy face, Sebastian began to read the tub.
"chochao... Choco…ext… moose" Dropping the tub out his hands, he began to cry…again.
Slowing the car down at the side of the road, Blaine stopped. "Why are you upset, baby?"
Chocking back a sob, he looked at us staring straight into our eyes. "Why...why would they kill a moose?"
Trying to contain our laughter, but miserably failing, we tried to calm Sebastian down. "No- no! They didn't kill a moose, Honey."
No matter what we said, nothing could make Sebastian calm down. Maybe if we didn't laugh so much we could actually calm him down. But that's just impossible to do in this situation.
"Th-they killed a moose! And…and they want me to eat it!"
Once again, failing to hide our laughter, we turned into a bunch of crazy hyenas. After a well two and a half minutes (ish :/) of laughing, we tried to reassure Sebastian. "No, Honey it is not a moose, that's just the name of the brand."
Picking up the tub, he shoved his hand closer to our faces, pointing on the tub. "But it says right here," he said whimpering.
"We know," Blaine said laughing. "But don't wo-"
Whimpering and softly, crying miserably, he dropped the tub in my lap and hid his face in his hands.
"Oh, oh, Gawd!" Sniffing, wiping hid tears with hand, he covered his face again.
"Shhh, it's alright. Don't worry," I said hugging him.
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After three songs, two stories and a couple nickname calling (and two hours- giver or take some minutes- on the side of the street of nowhere!) we were finally able to calm Sebastian down. All that can be heard now is the radio softly playing, the sounds from the car traveling on the road and the sweet soft snores of a tuckered out brunette.
Our next problem, taking care of him at home till the meds wear off.
END A/N: I just want to say that any support helps me. I know I'm not the best writer but I try my best. I would also like to start writing more often so if you have any ideas message me, though it would be short, not that long because it took ma ages to write such a short story. Also if you want I could make a second chapter of them at the house and uninvited guests come visit.