"Yo, Kadaj? Did you steal my pot?"

"Hell No, Yazoo! Now shut up! I'm watching Jerry Springer!"

"Really? Which episode is it this time?"

"I dunno…Weird Al's in it…"

"You're really stupid…"

"Oh, yeah? Well…YOU WATCH SAILOR MOON!"

"I TOLD YOU, REI AND USAGI WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!"

"Yeah right. Besides, you said Ken was too good for Barbie!"

"It's true! Ken is WAY too hot for that slut Barbie!"

"Well, I agree with Barbie being a slut, but…why do you think Ken is hot?"

"Huh? Oh…no reason…"

"Anyway…you still seeing Tifa?"

"No way! She's gay!"

"What, really?"

"Yup! She said that she saw 'the error of her ways' and she's now dating Yuffie! I saw them kissing!"

"Man, girl-on-girl action is so hot!"

"I know what you're saying…OH MY GOD, USAGI HAS A DAUGHTER FROM THE FUTURE!"

"You idiot! You're watching Jerry Springer…aren't you?"

"No. I'm watching this Youtube music video called 'Pretty Fly for a Rabbi'!"

"Hmm…I didn't know that Tenchi talked like that."

"Neither did I, bro. Neither did I…"

"So…have you been reading 'Death Note' lately?"

"Dude…the series ended already."

"WHA? NO WAY! DA FUCK? THIS SUCKS!"

"Light dies at the end…"

"Whoa…that was…obvious."

"Yeah, I know. Besides, they're making a novel, two live-action movies, and an anime series about the manga."

"SWEET! We should see it."

"You know, I like 'Tokyo Mew Mew' better!"

"…You're gay as hell…"

"Well, let's go back to one of our earlier discussions! I took some pictures of Tifa and Yuffie having sweet hot sex!"

"Seriously? Let me see! Wait, these are pictures of your plastic toys groping each other!"

"Heh heh heh…Exactly!"

"You are so disturbing that I think I'm becoming retarded!"

"I'm glad to be of service, my good man."

"I'M TELLIN' JENOVA ABOUT THIS, YOU BASTARD!"

"Oh no! Don't tell Jenova! She won't let me have any cookies for a week!"

"That's what you get for lying…dumbass!"

"But…But…you WANTED to see the pictures! That means you should get punished for being dirty!"

"Damn, you found a loophole!"

"Ha! That's exactly why I was known as 'Loophole Lew' back in grade school!"

"You're nickname was 'DumbAss BitchFaced Fucker' back in grade school, you idiot!"

"Man, little kids these days know a lot of bad words…"

"It's not funny, Kadaj! This is serious! I will NOT lose my cookie abilities because of you!"

"…who are you? Where am I? Does your feet smell like jam?"

"DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO ACT DUMB, YOU MORON! YOU CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU DID IT BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY DID GET AMNESIA LAST TIME!"

"Hey…Wanna watch 'Jurassic Park' with me, my sexy friend?"

"……………………………………………………Sure."

"YOU KNOW WHAT? IF THE GIANT ROBOT IN SUPERVILLE WOULD JUST DIE, EVERYONE WOULD LIVE HAPPILY? BUT…IF BEN 10 DIED, THEN POWERPUFF GIRLS WOULD BE PUT BACK ON THE AIR AND EVERYONE WOULD LOSE THEIR CLOTHES AND SHIT! THEN, IT GETS WACKY AND NOW TIFA AND YUFFIE ARE HAVING SEX ON MY COUCH!"

"Whoa, you lost me there with your hip young lingo, son!"

"Well, I just screamed out a whole bunch of shitless crap to bring you to your senses, brudda!"

"Don't. Ever. Say. Brudda. Again."

"…Sorry…brother."

"That's much better."

"Oh, yeah! Tifa told me to tell you that Yuffie fucks her much better than you!"

"……………I'm going to my room."

"OKAY, BYE!"

"I hate you all..."

"See you at dinner, brother!"