Clerks

A/N: Okay so I guess I should try and tell you people who are reading this what to expect for me, well not much I'm not trying to make it as just another Fan Fiction movie spoof for those of you who do think that then I'm sorry to tell you it's not I have see the movie Clerks and it was fucking funny as hell, But what I really liked about it was it's story(if there was one)it was just about these two clerks who just sit around and do nothing for a whole 94 minutes. And it got me thinking what if the Teen Titans were somehow clerks at a convent store and had nothing to do and had to deal with anything I could throw at them including Jay and Silent Bob!

I also would like to say that this fic is full of crude humor and I'm sorry if I offended anyone okay also some of the characters are not going to act like themselves but hay it's just Fan Fiction what's the worst that could happen right?

Note: I don't own the Teen Titans or the Clerks they belong to there rightful owners. This story goes out to Kevin Smith

Robin

The phone rang reputably its sound drove Robin the boy wonder crazy it also made him fall out of the closet where he was temporally sleeping that night because his room was such a pig's sty clothes were hanging everywhere ever on the floor, oh shit Robin thought, who could call at a time like this? He picked up the phone barley he was so tired he couldn't even remember the night before he didn't even know who was calling him "Hello" he said in his poorly deep voice. "Who's this calling?" he asking "Hello fuck face" a strange voice said at the end of the receiver, after that small remark Robin knew who was calling him "Gizmo is that you?" he asking still sounding very tired. "No it's you mama, of course it's me you brain dead fuck" came out Gizmo's angry reply "What do you want and why are you calling me?" Robin asked still having no idea about what the hell was going on. "Listen you remember what happened last night?" Gizmo asked still sounding very pissed off. "No" Robin answered.

"Well I'll tell you because you were probably too wasted to remember anything it was poker night as usual it was us the H.I.V.E agents verses you fucking Titans all was going well until we and when I say 'we' I mean you Titans made a small bet whoever so lost the game had to work as a clerk at the newly opened convent store and guess what you lost"

"Oh, you've got to be kidding me" Robin said in a shocked tone of voice

"Oh, it's true but you have to take turns when going to the store and guess who's first? You are" Gizmo said in an evil tone of voice

"Can't I do it later" Robin said sounding like a spoilt brat

"Why?"

"Cos, I'm fuckin tired"

"No you have no choice"

"Fine but I'll only be there it'll 12 you got me"

"Fine whatever" Gizmo said before he hung up.

First day of work

Hours later Robin had gotten dressed up and ready for his first day of work as a clerk, which frankly scared the shit out of him he even told the Titans what happened and quick frankly they were mad as hell even Starfire who didn't even know what a convent store was yet alone a clerk but it didn't matter because the fact was that they lost that poker game against the H.I.V.E agents and now they were all forced to work as convent store clerks. I just don't understand Robin thought he didn't even remember a poker game that night, but the other Titans did and they all said the same thing he was the one who drank the most, parted the most and was wasted by the end of the night which was weird because he never remembered any of it.

After five minutes he got there, he parked his motorcycle in the parking lot next to the store took off his helmet and placed it on the seat, he then walked up to the store and took a good look at it.

It wasn't anything special in fact if anything it looked like an old crack house only much, much smaller the shutters where closed down with locks and they where made out of old rusted iron metal ever the locks didn't look that strong either there here also news paper boxes next to the store and they weren't that good looking either

Robin got out the shutters keys and stated to open the first one; he didn't have a problem with that he later on went to the second one this time having little luck in other words the key didn't fit in the lock.

Oh, you've got to be shitting me Robin thought as he tried hard as he could to open the shutter but still having no luck, he then went into the store and got a huge white blanket and placed in on the floor, all spread out on the ground not having found a black marker he found some black shoe polish and started to write on it using only his fingers

He later went out to place his "sigh" in the middle of the store it was huge and no one could miss it, it said

I assure you we're open

After that Robin went into the store and noticed that the news paper rack was empty

Oh great he thought the day just kept getting worse and worse, so he went out with yesterday's paper in his hand and spare change in the other hand and went to the nearest news paper box he put in the spare change, opened the box's door and grabbed the whole chunk of papers and pulled them out he then placed the one paper in the box it didn't matter if anybody saw him because frankly it was the last thing on his mind. He then later went into the store and sat behind the counter waiting for his first costumer

"Man it's going to be one of those days" he said quietly to himself.

A/N: Well that's it for the first chapter if you liked it then please review it if you didn't then fuck off.