"I Think the Bands Gone Crazy"
(A parody of "My Dad's
Gone Crazy" by Eminem)
Disclaimer: The person that wrote this doesn't own Aerosmith. Selly, BKS, Cindyd, Karts, etc. etc. Don't none of you Aerobuds jump on our asses! You're just such easy targets. And we're not going to tell you who wrote this either! Ha! How do you like that? They just sent it to us! We know who this person is and we ain't gonna tell! :-P
TOM
There's no top forty chart we can't climb, there's no position
too high, no guys talent for an hour that we can't buy
What do we got to do
to get through to you that there ain't no song we can't take Mark and Marty
to?
Fuck my brains, songs, and Steve's balls. Sony got 'em cut off and
pickled in a glass jar inside of room in a vault in Sony's offices where no one
can find them or so Karts sez.
Out of the closet? They've been lying their
ass off. All this time Joe and Steven been fuckin and jackin off. (Suck it
fucka!)
So tell Darryl and his buddies to back off! Before we push this
button and blast off launch one of these Pop songs to piss you off. Get everyone
except for the devoted out of the fan club. When will Mark stop? When will
start?
Selly tell 'em fucka!
SELLY
The bands lost
it.
AEROSMITH
There's really nothin' else to say, I... I
can't explain it
SELLY
I think the band's gone crazy
AEROSMITH
A little help from a bad guy, won't you tell 'em
baby
SELLY
I think the band's gone crazy
AEROSMITH
There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever
change me
SELLY
I think the band's gone
crazy
AEROSMITH
There's no one on earth that can change me,
don't try baby
SELLY
I think the band's gone crazy
BRAD
It's like the Aerobuds always whine about:
TOM (in a whiny nagging voice)
rana rana rana rana rana
rana rana rana rana rana and Sweet E goddammit you little muthafucker if you
ain't got nuthin' rock to play then don't play nuthin'
BRAD
UH- fuck that shit bitch eat a muthafuckin' dick, chew on a prick and
lick
a million muthafuckin' cocks per second, I'd rather put out to a
muthafuckin' Spice Girl record
I'd rather be a pussy whipped bitch, eat
pussy, and have pussy lips glued to my face with a clit ring in my nose and
we'll keep you on your toes. Can't you see why we do Pop? If ya'll just shut
your asses up we'd do what we want you to. We wouldn't have go, eenee meenee
meini mo and Cindy is a ho. Whoops did I say that out loud?
How much more
can I piss off this mutha fuckin' crowd?
JOE TOM JOEY
STEVEN
BRAD!
AEROSMITH
There's really nothin' else
to say, I... I can't explain it
SELLY
I think the band's gone
crazy
AEROSMITH
A little help from a bad guy, won't you tell
'em baby
SELLY
I think the band's gone crazy
AEROSMITH
There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever
change me
SELLY
I think the band's gone
crazy
AEROSMITH
There's no one on earth that can change me,
don't try baby
SELLY
I think the band's gone crazy
STEVEN
Our songs have made you cry, made you scream at the
sky and they take you by surprise all at the same time.
Because what your
seein is an evil genius at work and with this I get some perks but you
misinterpret it as sellin out. I'd yank my teeth out before I'd silence myself,
I'd rip my fucking lips out and get struck by fuckin lightning twice at once and
come back as Bone Knuckle Skins son and walk around the rest of my life spit and
kick and hit with shit every time I walked about.
Just like us every time we
come over for a bout.
There's more evil plans inside of my brain. Than in the
entire Crew put together but I shouldn't say that we know everything that goes
on here day to day and we do all this shit does to piss you off hey. Old fans
are pissed but the kids love it. "Jaded" and "Girls of Summer" up in the arsenal
now you old fans get your fuckin asses off your
barstools.
AEROSMITH
There's really nothin' else to say,
I... I can't explain it
SELLY
I think the band's gone crazy
AEROSMITH
A little help from a bad guy, won't you tell 'em
baby
SELLY
I think the band's gone crazy
AEROSMITH
There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever
change me
SELLY
I think the band's gone
crazy
AEROSMITH
There's no one on earth that can change me,
don't try baby
SELLY
I think the band's gone crazy
HOME