Disclaimer: I don't own fma. Yawn...
I dedicate this fanficiton to obeythesnarfs fanfics.
Roy was skipping down the
street for no reason other than the fact that he was happy. Very
happy. So hapy, that he was singing a little song while he was
skipping.
" Snarf snarf were going to the snarf!
The snarf is good the snarf is great!
We must celebrate!
Aaaaannnnnddddd...
Obey! Obey! Obey the snarf!
Do de do! "
Roy closed his eyes and envisioned himself flying through the air with the bluebirds. He jumped in the air and spread his arms out like a bird. However, He did not take off in flight. But, he did not land on the ground imedietly either. He fell in a deep, deep pit in the middle of the sidewalk.
Roy screamed and began to run around n circles claiming,
" The germans are coming! Don't trust the germans!"
Roy then relized that this was not world war two...or was it? Hmmm...oh well..he might as well try to get out of this here pit!
Roy jumped up and tried to grabbed the edge of the pit. Sadly, he couldn't. It was to high up. Roy sighed. Where was a snarf when you needed one most? Oh well...
The next thing that Roy tired, was climbing out of the hole. Unfoutunetly, there were no sticks or roots or any crap like that. Well...there was ONE root...But he was short, grumpy, and smoking a fungus cigar. But that was beside the point. Roy dug his hands in into the sides of the pit and tried to climb. But, that didn't work either...
For the next hour or so, Roy tried to get out of the pit. However, for the sake of the fanfic, he did not. No no no. And he stayed there.
Thus...It begins...
People want laughter when they see a show! The last thing they're after is misery and woe! So whether it's muuurder, mahaym or rage! Keep it light, keep it bright! keep it..what's the word? ...
Gay?
Exactly!