Carter: Why are we ALWAYS in traffic? Aint these damn people got somewhere else to be?
Lee: Oh quit your bitching
Carter: You need to stop pickin' up American slang.
Lee: America is great country
Carter: Not when you start insultin' my ass. That shit will get yo ass sent back to Beijing or wherever the hell you from
Lee: Stop being a baby
Carter: I mean it man, I'll bitch smack you
Lee: Carter, look over there!
Two pretty women are sitting in a car, heads bobbing to pop music. Carter rolls down his window.
Carter: Hey ladies! What color underwear you got on?
The women turn and stare at him with a what the fuck look on their face.
Lee: I don't think thats how we "pick up bitches"
Carter: They just scared
Lee: No, they probably think you rapist
Carter: Shut the hell up
Lee: Carter, theres a restaurant over there
Carter: Why do you wait until we are in the middle of fucking traffic to tell me you hungry
Lee: I'm sorry
Carter: Damn right you sorry
A familar song comes on the the radio
Lee; Wa, hu, what it is a good for absolutely nothing
Carter: Hell no (turns off the radio)
Lee: Why can't I ever listen to what I want?
Carter: You can, just don't sing. I already feel like killing myself
They are barely inching in the busy Los Angelas traffic. Carter rolls down his window.
Carter: Hey motherfuckers, get out my way!
Random Guy: Shut up asshole
Lee starts laughing
Carter: He lucky I don't feel like getting outta this car
Lee: Real lucky
Carter: Quit yo sarcastic bullshit.
Lee just shakes his head.
Carter: Damn man we been sitting here for a damn hour.
Lee: I'm still hungnry
Carter: Well get the fuck outta my car and go get something to eat then
Lee: Oh never mind.
Carter: Remember last time when we saw O.J?
Lee: Yeah, and you made a fool of yourself
Carter: Never mind that, look over there and tell me who that is?
Lee: Michael Jackson?
Carter pulls up a little to be even with the car.
Carter: Hey Michael, how you doing? Got any boys in there?
The guy turns around, and its apparent it isnt..Michael Jackson
Lee: Oh shit
The man gets out of the car, and walks over to Carter's seat. He opens his door and pulls him out
Carter: Take it easy! I just playing man!
The man pulls out the keys out of the car and throws them off the bridge. He gets back into his car and pulls up.
Lee: What now?