A/N: I saw the link to the Gamer's Alphabet children's book on Geeks are Sexy, and thought there should be one for Dragon Age. This is just a quick, fun little drabble that I couldn't resist writing!
A is for Alistair, the templar no more
B is for Bhelen, who kicked his brothers out the door.
C is for Cailan, Ferelden's last king
D is for Dagna; magic's her thing!
E is for Elthina, who didn't take a side;
F is for Fenris who wanted Danarius's hide.
G is for Grey Wardens, who join the fight.
H is for Hurlocks, just part of the Blight.
I is for Isabela, a lovely pirate lass
J is for Justice: a pain in Anders' ass.
K is for Kirkwall, a city reduced to rubble
L is for Leliana who went to the Chantry when she got in trouble.
M is for Maric, who freed Ferelden from Orlais,
N is for Nathaniel who learns the Wardens' ways.
O is for Oghren, great at being drunk
P is for Paragons like Branka who have a lot of spunk!
Q is for Qunari, stoic and staid
R is for rogues who fight with more than one blade.
S is for Shale; pigeons she hates!
T is for Teyrn Loghain who left Cailan at the gates.
U is for Uldred, a mage filled with pride,
V is for Velanna, in touch with her natural side.
W is for Wade, who whines about everything;
X is for Xebenkeck who will make your heart sing.
Y is for Yusaris, a legendary sword;
Z is for Zevran, who gets the last word!
Now you know the alphabet according to Dragon Age,
Where you can play as a warrior, rogue, or even a mage!