A/N: Hey everyone!

I know a lot of us are sad (hysterical) about Victorious ending. Sigh.

Anyway, I think I've been so distressed that this has sunk all the way down into my subconscious. Yup. And I've been having these dreams of future Victorious episodes. So… I'm going to write them down. Enjoy!

Jade West entered Sikowitz's acting class for the zillionth time in her life. Beck was standing next to her, smiling slightly at their insane teacher who seemed to be explaining the difference between fresh and day-old coconuts. At the sight of the two, Sikowitz looked up, and frowned.

"Jade and Beck." He said dramatically. "You're late. As punishment, you will each have to drink stale coconut milk."

"Isn't that, like, against the law?" Tori butt in, as she always did.

Jade groaned. "Right, because everything else about our hobo/teacher seems legit."

"She was just trying to help us." Beck sighed.

"She was acting dumb!" Jade exclaimed, looking back over to Tori. "Unless, of course, she is dumb."

Beck just rolled his eyes, refraining from saying anything fair, because Jade wouldn't get it anyway. But he loved her still.

"Hurry, children!" Sikowitz interrupted their little argument.

Jade and Beck took their seats.

After a beat, Robbie raised his hand.

"Yes, Robbie?"

"Um, Mr. Sikowitz, if the tales of your coconut milk escapades are finished, then can we get to the teaching bit of the class?"

"Oooh! Maybe we could learn about flowerpots! I think their so magical how a flower just pops up from them without any help!" Cat widened her eyes, excited at the thought.

"Cat, you do know that flowers need water and earth and oxygen to live in a flowerpot?" Andre pointed out gently.

"Nooooo! My brother didn't do any of-"

"There will be no learning of flowerpots today!" Sikowitz declared.

"What? You're not done with your coconuts?" Jade mocked, lying on Beck's lap.

"Jade!" Sikowitz announced. "You will now have to drink two cups of coconut milk for that!"

"But it's no-"

"Three!"

"Sikowitz- that's not even safe-" Beck said calmly.

"Two for you too, Becky!"

Beck paused and looked around in shock. Andre looked at him and shrugged.

"Seriously, Sikowitz, it's pro-" Tori began, and Jade just groaned at the sound of her.

"Tori! Three for you!"

"But I-" she began.

"Se was just-" Andre added.

"Four for Andre! Do I hear a five?" Sikowitz looked around threateningly. Well, as threatening as a guy in his late forties dressed like a hobo can be. In short, not much.

Everyone knew better than to speak.

"Ugh! Now we're gonna have to spend lunch with Sikowitz. This is so stupid." Jade moaned. Beck put his arm around her, patting her arm comfortingly. She lay her head on his shoulder.

"I know." Andre mumbled.

Cat and Robbie skipped towards them.

"Hi!" Cat said in her trademark tone.

"Hello, folks!" Robbie said.

"I'm leaving!" Jade grumbled and marched away, followed by Beck.

"Yeah, I should probably go too…" Andre started leaving, Tori at his heels.

"Sooo, Cat, what should we do today? I mean Tori and stuff won't be at lunch. We could go to Nozu's."

"Oh! I have an idea!" Cat grinned slyly. Robbie looked confused, so Cat just laughed. "Haha! Haha! Haha! You'll seeee!"

*bell rings*

"Alrighty then!" Sikowitz said when he saw Beck, Jade, Andre and Tori in his class. "I've prepared your coconut milks!"

He then gave Beck three, Tori three, Andre four and Jade five.

"What?" Jade snapped. "I don't deserve to drink five!"

"'Scuse me? What? I'm sorry, can't hear you!" Sikowitz shouted above her voice as she watched him incredulously. "Now! You're not allowed to leave this room until the coconut milks are finished! Tata!"

And with that, he was gone.

"Well, now what?" Tori whined, sitting next to Beck.

"This is horrible." Jade mumbled, flopping down to the nearest chair.

"We could drink the milk?" Andre said from beside her. "Sikowitz does it."

"Sikowitz is crazy!" Jade replied.

"If we don't drink it, we'll never get out." Tori pointed out. "Maybe we could each just sip one sip." She paused. "From my cup."

Jade rolled her eyes.

Beck sighed. "We could. Come on. If one sip is okay, we'll have more."

Jade raised the coconut to her lips.

"Wait! I'll go first." Beck said, looking concerned for Jade's well being.

Everyone watched anxiously as Beck took that legendary sip. "Not that bad." He commented.

Andre took a gulp as well. "Yeah, tastes a bit like that chocolate bar…"

Jade drank three long gulps. "Bounty!"

"That's the one." Andre nodded. Jade smiled sincerely. He felt butterflies in his stomach. Must be the coconut. Gotta be the coconut.

"What am I gonna do with this, five bowl-worth, coconut milk?!" She shouted, ruining the moment.

"I'll drink one." Andre said at the same time as Beck. They looked at each other. Beck grinned and said "Jinx!"

Andre responded with a nervous laugh, handing the bowl over to Beck.

"You guys!" Tori interrupted with a drunken slur. "I- I'm gonna be sick-"

Instinctively Jade got up and snatched a bucket from the 'stage'. She then gave it to Tori, under the shocked gazes of all three.

"What?" Jade snapped defensively. "Can't I be nice?"

Beck and Andre both shrugged.

Tori was too busy puking to comment any further.

"You know, this really isn't fair. I'm going to go and-" Jade marched to the door and yanked it open, only to have a pie slapped on her face by the teacher she was now considering completely insane.

"Sikowitz!" Tori gasped. "That's wrong!"

"Children, I told you no leaving 'till the milks are gone. But you tried leaving anyway." Sikowitz said, unfazed by their expressions. "Now. Drink. You still have twenty minutes before your next class."

And with that, he left the room which was seeming more and more like prison.

"Jade…" Beck looked over to his girlfriend. Her face was covered with cream and crust, and you could still tell she was furious. "I can eat it off you if you want."

Jade answered this with a shriek.

"A simple 'no' would've sufficed." Beck mumbled, leaning back in his chair.

Tori leaned back to resume throwing up. Beck pat her back.

"All right. Tori, you've finished your milk. I still gotta drink two more of them, Beck's got two too, and poor Jade's still got four." Andre felt it was necessary to sum up the situation.

"Joy to the world!" Tori sung before her head disappeared in the bucket once more.

Meanwhile at Nozu's….

"Hi!" Cat waved in the face of an elderly couple.

Robbie sighed. Cat had been doing this for the past half hour, just bothering everybody. Even if Robbie loved the little redhead, sometimes he felt quite annoyed by her.

"Bye!" she laughed again, moving on to a ten year old girl.

Just then the crazy Nozu lady marched towards Robbie. ,

"You!" she hissed. "I know you! You're not allowed to eat he-"

"HI!" Cat jumped between Robbie and crazy Nozu lady. "I'm Cat."

"You don't look like a Cat." Said Nozu.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Cat gasped, running behind Robbie. "Robbie, what does that mean? Robbieeee?"

"Nothing, Cat. Don't worry. She's just making a comment." Robbie said comfortingly.

"Well now I'm commenting- no, commanding- you to get out!" Nozu shouted, and they were unceremoniously thrown to the street.

"Now what?" Robbie asked.

"Well…" Cat had that sneaky look on her face. "I was planning something…"

Robbie felt queasy. He'd never seen Cat like this.

"We can…" Cat hopped, revealing two big bags from her pocket. How did they even fi— "Sell… PAJELEHOOCHOS!"

Robbie tried not to groan aloud. Instead, he started saying, grudgingly "They're ponchos! They're hoodies!"

"They're pajamas!" Cat shrieked with excitement.

"Free shipping everyone!" Robbie mumbled.

"When is this going to end?" Jade was sitting on Beck's lap, had drunk all her coconut milk, puked only once, and still smelt okay.

Tori, however, was not so used to bad milk, and was feeling much worse than the bunch. Everyone was done with drinking, but Sikowitz had tossed, this time, pizza, on Andre's face when they tried to leave. So they were all feeling slightly reluctant to open that door and be faced with food.

"You know what?" Beck said suddenly, gently pushing Jade off. "I will try too."

Alas, when he opened the door, he was met by a face full of key lime pie.

"Oh my god, I love key lime!" Tori said, suddenly energetic. "Can I have some?"

"No!" Jade said immediately. She hopped up and licked Beck's cheek.

"Aw man, now they're gonna start kissing." Andre sighed.

"Maybe I'll get some cookies." Tori said, ignoring Andre's comment, and forcing herself to the door.

Before she made it, the door opened by itself.

"Hi!" Cat danced in, waving twelve dollars in her hand. "Hi!"

"Hello, people." Robbie said.

"I never thought I'd be happy to see you!" Jade exclaimed. "How'd you get past Sikowitz?"

"Sikowitz?" Robbie looked confused. "All there was out there was a giant machine –which I disabled, of course- built to throw a random food kind at even the movement of the door which it appeared to be connected to with some sort of mechanism using multiple gear-"

"A machine?!" Jade was angry. She stormed out and found that Robbie was telling the truth. "A machine."

"I guess Sikowitz just figured we'd never drink it and got bored of waiting so he found… this." Tori frowned, gesturing the thing.

"Oh well, we're out now." Beck said.

"Guess what? Guess what?" Cat jumped up and down. "I sold a Pajalehoocho!"

"Someone bought that?" Jade looked shocked.

"Yeah!" Cat nodded. "Robbie!"

THE END OF THIS EPISODE

Tagline: Do I hear a five? –Sikowitz

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