Attack of the Fan Girls
Agent Malkere
Disclaimer: I think it's a given that Yu-Gi-Oh GX isn't mine, but incase anyone for some reason forgot I'll say it again: I do not own GX or any of its characters. However I do own the Fan Girls and the Fan Guy (don't ask).
A/N: This story was inspired by the fact that The Tye-Dye Trickster has promised to email me Chazz's shirt and I really needed to write something just plain funny. Read at your own peril – this idea was come up with late at night by twisted minds!
Chapter 1: Ambush
Once upon a time on an island far, far away…a hoard of fan girls managed to sneak into the school of their favorite guys and now the ladies are taking over…
Chazz reached out of the shower and snagged a towel. He was going to ring Jaden's neck the next chance he got – the slacker had used up all the hot water again for the third time this week! He paused in the process of drying his hair and took another look at the towel. That was weird – since when had the Slifer dorm had black towels? Actually, on second thought, after remembering seeing the condition of the washing machine, he didn't want to know the answer to that.
He reached out to grab his clothes from where he'd left them and found … only his boxers? What the- Jaden was so dead this time!!! Pulling them on and wrapping the towel around his waist, Chazz stuck his head out from behind the curtain and glared around the shower room.
"Slacker! What did you do with my clothes?!?"
No response. Usually Jaden would have done something like snickered to give away his position. What the heck?
The door to the outside was cracked open and Chazz padded quietly over to see if the culprit was still nearby.
(outside of the Slifer Red Dorm)
Three girls stood a little ways away quietly giggling. None of them were wearing anything that looked remotely like a Duel Academy uniform and each was carrying a piece of clothing – all of which looked suspiciously like Chazz's, especially the black jacket. They all also had dreamy smiles, the one holding the jacket most of all. The one with the shirt glanced at the girl with the jacket with a slightly annoyed look.
"How come Jess got his jacket?" she grumbled.
"Because sneaking away from the rest of the group and catching him while he was in the shower like that was my idea, Laura."
"Hmph."
The finally girl who was holding a pair of black pants stuck the fabric to her nose and took a deep whiff,
"It smells like-" she began.
"Chazz…" they all said in unison with a sigh, their eyes getting a distinctly fan girl glaze to them.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CLOTHES?!?!?!?"
The girls turned as one to see Chazz standing outside of the shower room door with nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist. Their eyes lit up and Chazz immediately regretted voicing his question.
"CHAZZY!!!" they screamed as one in delight and charged. Chazz stood frozen for a moment in shock,
"Oh dear." Finally his feet took the hint that now might be a good time to leave and he turned on his heel and ran for his life in the other direction, holding the edges of his towel with one hand to keep it from falling off.
"NO! CHAZZY! WAIT, COME BACK!!!"
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About half an hour later, Chazz stopped and leaned back against a tree glancing around nervously. He had finally lost them and still didn't have his clothes back. They had stolen his jacket! Where was he anyway? Chazz ducked behind the tree as he heard voices coming towards him. No, they couldn't have found him again that quickly, could they? Well, then again, what had started out as a group of three crazy fan girls chasing him had risen to about twenty-five when he had last checked behind him. Maybe they had spread out and where searching the area. No, gods, please don't let them do that!
"Chazz? Is that you?"
"Ack!" Chazz jumped and spun to face the person who had come up next to him, almost losing his grip on his towel. Jaden looked at him in confusion,
"What are you doing out here?"
"And why are you only wearing a towel and boxers?" added Alexis appearing next to Jaden. Chazz felt his face getting hot with embarrassment,
"Uh, you wouldn't believe me if I told you."
Alexis simply raised an eyebrow at him,
"Try me."
"Uh," Chazz felt his face go an even deeper shade of scarlet. "A mob of crazy fan girls stole my clothes while I was having a shower."
Jaden burst out laughing,
"Good one, Chazz! But really, what happened?"
Chazz rolled his eyes,
"I told you that you wouldn't believe me!" he grumbled. Jaden shrugged and changed the subject,
"You haven't seen Winged Kouribo around lately, have you?"
"No, why should I have seen that stupid winged puffball around?"
"No reason, it's just that I haven't seen him all day."
(back at the Slifer Red Dorm)
Chazz stared at his room in horror as Ojama Yellow floated by his shoulder,
"Sorry, Boss, we tried to stopped them but they just ignored us except for one who tried to steal Green!"
The room had been stripped of almost everything, including all of his clothes. He stared at the open closet in despair and then stomped back outside to where Jaden was waiting for him,
"Those idiots! They even took my socks!!!"
Jaden wrickled his nose,
"Ew, what would anybody ever want with your socks?" Just then, a girl strolled past below them, she was carrying a pair of socks. She rubbed them against her face and could be heard to be saying to herself quietly, over and over again,
"His socks… I have his socks…."
Jaden and Chazz turned and stared at each other,
"We never mention this to anybody, agreed?"
"Agreed!"
They stood stalk still for several moments and then Chazz slowly stared walking towards the room that Jaden, Syrus, and Hassleberry shared.
"Where are you going?" asked Jaden turning to follow him.
"To raid your closet."
"Hey, you can't do that!"
"Well, what else am I supposed to wear?"
"I don't know – maybe you can barrow something from Atticus."
"Isn't that the winged pompom you were looking for earlier?"
"What? Hey, yeah it is!" Jaden turned to see a very unhappy Winged Kouribo flapping desperately ahead of a group of thirty or so fan girls all with arms out stretched and hearts for eyes.
"WINGED KOURIBO!!! SO CUTE!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!"
Jaden jumped over the railing and ran to cut off the oncoming fan girls, placing himself between Winged Kouribo and them,
"Don't worried Winged Kouribo! I'll save you!"
The girls halted mid stride and stared for a minute as their minds changed the focus of their attention. Winged Kouribo peeked from where it had been hiding behind Jaden's shoulder but only for a moment.
"JADEN!!!" they screamed in delight and charged forward once more. Jaden stared for a second in wide eyed terror and then his legs took off dragging his body with them.
"Uh oh. HELP!!!"
Back in the Dorm Chazz grinned to himself as he continued to raid Jaden's closet,
"Told you so!"
A/N: I am taking any requests for names of fan girls in relationship to whichever character ya'll would like. If you tell me, I'll put it in the story! ;P So tell me what ya think and/or name a fan girl and the character she's after!