Title: Drunk
Disclaimer: Yeah yeah you know the drill…Don't own 'em
Warnings: Um…..Well there are 4 original characters in here, also we have the whole of Schwarz getting drunk…that's about it
Summery: Schwarz gets drunk and they just act like guys…eh I know I need to get someone else to write my summaries…
Schwarz were drunk. Woah Nelly were they drunk. Well Except for little Nagi, who was too young to drink, he was just really jumpily cause of downing about a dozen Frappacnoes. They all sat in the TV room. Brad was hung over the couch, Schu was in a heap on the floor, Farf was sitting on top of the TV, and Nagi continuously ran around the room.
Nagi: (Running) Bunny…Bunny…Bunny…Bunny…Bunny…Bunny…Bunny…
Brad: (Sticking out a foot and tripping Nagi) Shut up Midget.
Nagi: *BOOM*
Just then Geist walks calmly into the room, looking gorgeous and perfect and just really cool.
Nagi: (O.O) MARIE! (Runs over to her and hugs) HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG….
Farf: Yummy (Eyes undress Rebecca, he blushes and falls headfirst off of the TV)
Schu: Mine Mine Mine Mine (Greedily reached out hands like a child and grabs for Leigh)
Marie: (Stopped smiling after Nagi started squeezing her too hard) HELP ME!!!
Leigh: (Growl at Schu) I'm not yours!
Rebecca: (Blush) Farie-poodles?! Are you okay baby?! (Runs over to Farf and pats his head, Farf purrs)
Following behind Geist comes Brittany (What was her name?!), the boss in Geist. In her hands are the Manila folders for the next mission.
Brit: (o.O)
Nagi: BRITTANY!!! (Runs and hugs her) HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG…
Marie: O.O NAGI! (Growl) NAGI NAOE!!!!!!!!! COME OVER HERE RIGHT NOOOOW!
Nagi (Sad puppy eyes, stops hugging Brit and walks away) Bye Brittany…(Sad wave)
Brit: Bye Nagi-kins. (Waves) OK…onto the mission. As you all can see Schwarz will be helping you guys out on this….Um…Brad? Are you ok? (Looks at Brad…who's wiggling his eyebrows at her)
Brad: Heeeey Baaaby!? (Stands up and starts to grope her) Want to get it on tonight?
Geist: (O.O)
Rebecca: (Smacks Brit on the head) BRAD IS MINE!
Leigh: (Stops staring deeply into Schu's eyes and smacks Rebecca in the head with a cashmere pillow) NOOO MINE!
Marie: MINE (BOOOOM…another pillow)
Brit: (Screaming, trying to fend off pillows)
Leigh: MINE.
Marie: MINE.
Rebecca: MINE!!!
Brad: (Falls over in an alcohol induced coma) X-X
Farf: (SOB) REBECCA!!!! WHY?!
Nagi: (Running around screaming) NOOO Marrrrie….I should have stayed with OMI!
Schu: OOOH Four some…SOMEONE GET POP-CORN!!!