Link's Name Tag
-At A Diner-
Tetra: Hey I lost my pen-
Link: I lost something too. My identity.
Tetra: Was it stolen?
Link: Yes. (recalls memory)
-At Link's House-
Link: GOOD MORNING WORLD! (falls off his bed, then down to his room)
Neighbor's Dog: ARF!
Link: FEEDING TIME! You know, I always wondered what dog food tastes like. (happily places tongue on food) BLEH!
(goes outside)
Zelda: Hi Link.
Link: (skips merrily, then sees something wrong) My nametag's gone? Tetra, what do I do?
Tetra: Retrace your steps.
Link: Ok. Then I have to relive everything I did this morning. Zelda I need your hi's to retrace my steps.
Zelda: OK.
(Link then relives EXACTLY what he did (falling down, eating dog food, etc)) Then walks outside
Zelda: ...
Link: HELLO?
Zelda: WHAT?
Link: You're supposed to say hi!
Zelda: ...Hi.
Link: TRY AGAIN (Relives cycle, eates dog food, etc) outside
Zelda: Hi Lenk! WHAT? HAHAHA! I SAID LENK! AHAHAHAH!
Link: (sighs) revlives cycle, getting concusions and nusea from dog food) outside
Zelda: (hides laugh) Sorry. I have the giggles.
Link: (huffs) Oh! I remember being thrown in the dumpster! Maybe it's there! Come Zelda!
-At Dumpster-
Link: Let's look. (turns around)
Zelda: (sees his nametag) I FOUND IT!
Link: (turns around to face Zelda) WHERE?
Zelda: (confused) Uh? I forgot.
Link: Uhh. (turns aorund to look again)
Zelda: THERE!
Link: (turns) WHERE?
Zelda: Forgot again.
Link: Are you with me or against me?
Zelda: Can I have another hint?
Link: I'm looking for two words: MY-NAMETAG!
Zelda: (finds boxes with words- MY NAMETAG!)
Me: NOOOOOOOO!
Zelda: Can I have another hint?
Link: NO ZELDA! (turns)
Zelda: THERE IT IS!
Link: Yeah yeah.
Zelda: At least I don't wear my tunic on backwards.
Link: Oh. I knew that.
FIN
