Link's Name Tag

-At A Diner-

Tetra: Hey I lost my pen-

Link: I lost something too. My identity.

Tetra: Was it stolen?

Link: Yes. (recalls memory)

-At Link's House-

Link: GOOD MORNING WORLD! (falls off his bed, then down to his room)

Neighbor's Dog: ARF!

Link: FEEDING TIME! You know, I always wondered what dog food tastes like. (happily places tongue on food) BLEH!

(goes outside)

Zelda: Hi Link.

Link: (skips merrily, then sees something wrong) My nametag's gone? Tetra, what do I do?

Tetra: Retrace your steps.

Link: Ok. Then I have to relive everything I did this morning. Zelda I need your hi's to retrace my steps.

Zelda: OK.

(Link then relives EXACTLY what he did (falling down, eating dog food, etc)) Then walks outside

Zelda: ...

Link: HELLO?

Zelda: WHAT?

Link: You're supposed to say hi!

Zelda: ...Hi.

Link: TRY AGAIN (Relives cycle, eates dog food, etc) outside



Zelda: Hi Lenk! WHAT? HAHAHA! I SAID LENK! AHAHAHAH!

Link: (sighs) revlives cycle, getting concusions and nusea from dog food) outside

Zelda: (hides laugh) Sorry. I have the giggles.

Link: (huffs) Oh! I remember being thrown in the dumpster! Maybe it's there! Come Zelda!

-At Dumpster-

Link: Let's look. (turns around)

Zelda: (sees his nametag) I FOUND IT!

Link: (turns around to face Zelda) WHERE?

Zelda: (confused) Uh? I forgot.

Link: Uhh. (turns aorund to look again)

Zelda: THERE!

Link: (turns) WHERE?

Zelda: Forgot again.

Link: Are you with me or against me?

Zelda: Can I have another hint?

Link: I'm looking for two words: MY-NAMETAG!

Zelda: (finds boxes with words- MY NAMETAG!)

Me: NOOOOOOOO!

Zelda: Can I have another hint?

Link: NO ZELDA! (turns)

Zelda: THERE IT IS!

Link: Yeah yeah.

Zelda: At least I don't wear my tunic on backwards.

Link: Oh. I knew that.



FIN