Link Plays Mario Kart
Link: I have to return Mario Kart Wii to the library today.
-At Library-
Link: I'm here to return this.
Librarian: This is 5 months overdue.
Link: Oh... how much?
Librarian: (totals up) 500.
Link: Oh... (kicks sand in her face, then changes the register to 5)
Librarian: Oh thanks, sonny. You reminded me about the tax (pats Link's head) Now it's 600.
Link: I might as well get my... parents money to pay for it.
Tetra: You never have any parents. Your little sis hardly knows 2 + 2, so I don't think she'll be paying for it.
Aryll (Link's sister): (hides secret money stash)
Link's Grandma: Link, where are you? (feels plant) There you are. Get me a glass of water.
-5 hrs later-
Link's Grandma: (feels plant) Did your skin get rougher? Use my special wrinkle-free lotion.
Link: (plays Mario Kart, bumps into walls)
Medli: (hums)
Link: (rides on something very bumpy) What's with all these bumps?
Medli: (squashed)
Link: C'mon Grandma! Play with me!
Grandma: OK! (wins race playing Wii Wheel upside down)
Link: :o (loses playing the RIGHT way) How come you win a race, but take a plant for me?
Grandma: (feels plant) You did your best.
Link: Tetra, come play.
Tetra: I don't wanna race YOU! I wanna race your grandma!
-1/2 hr later-
Tetra: I lost. I am the best player in Hyrule! (punches Link) It's all your fault Link.
Link: LOVE YOU!
Mario: I a-LOVE YOU too!
Tetra: Ew. Old perverts like my principal.
Mr. Addarich: (too busy peeking in girl's locker room) Wha?
-After playing Mario Kart-
Link: (plays Zelda, then finds gold key to door) Aw, I wanted to solve the puzzles instead. AYE YOU! Get it? A.U.? It's the name for gold.
Tetra: (puches Link) That's was cheesier than Alan's cheese obsession.
Alan: I like...
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CHEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSEEEEE!
Julie: Come on Alan! Let's go out! (skips outside, then trips) Medli has CREAM!
Me: You know what? I STILL can't believe it's not butter!
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