I'm not jealous, no. Fuck no. In fact I don't even give two shits about what my best friend and Ken do. Why should I? I shouldn't. And I don't. So stop accusing me of such bullcrap…
So what they kissed?
I'm not mad either. It may seem like I am, the way my knuckles are turning white as I clench the side of my desk. I'm not mad.
I watch the video of the two, what? Six times. Alright more like sixteen times, but I don't care.
I'm not wishing that I was Ken in that situation. I don't know why you are all accusing me of it because it's not true. Although I wouldn't mind if it… No! You're getting into my head. Stop that.
Pewds and Ken can do whatever shit they do without me. I don't care..
Although I may wish I could be there. You know… just chilling with pewds. Outside a computer screen. That won't ever happen though. For lots of reasons. I wont show my face and they haven't invited me. Whatever.
At least I can say Pewdie is my best internet pal. If only I don't have to insert the internet part.
The video finished playing for the seventeenth time. My jaw clenched. I am not jealous…
Jealous of my best friend and another friend kissing. Why would I be jealous though seriously. Pewds is only a friend. Only ever will be a friend. No way in hell did I feel a romantic feeling towards him.
A straight man like myself doesn't feel that way. It is just not…. straight. And I am definitely straight. You better damn well believe it.
AN: Look what I found while searching through files. anyone remember That video where pewds and ken kissed. Not really. well. I found it pretty funny. So with my bad writing skills of back in the day I came up with this thing. very short. sorry if it is OOC.
oh. if something has a french accent on it. sorry. my laptop somehow changed the keyboard to french style and I can't use and slashes question marks or whatever to write this AN. sorry.