Hey people – or shall I say vampires? This is a short story Vampanezegirl97 and HOAnubisTS wrote together – and it is NOT to be taken seriously! :D By the way… Jenny is HOAnubisTS, Jeanette is VampGirl… hey, how about you visit our profile and look at the names of the people in the Weirdo Club? :P

Caution: May cause nightmares... unless you're a – slightly too enthusiastic - Crepsley fangirl.

"Try harder, Darren," snapped Larten, trying to contain his impatience. They'd been training for hours - and still, his assistant was hopeless at martial arts. He struck at Darren with his tough nails again, but the boy reacted too late and was struck in the arm.

"I'm doing the best I can..." Darren growled back, jumping to the side to avoid getting jabbed by his mentor's nails.

"Better than before-at least you can last 2 minutes without taking a hit," Larten commented-they had moved onto blocking attacks only half an hour earlier.

Darren smiled with pride just as Larten pounced-he jumped in the air, and landed straight on top of his assistant-nails positioned to strike. "Though no longer than that..."

Upon hearing Darren's loud yelp, Jenny was in the room instinctively. She checked the room for any potential dangers, and when she found none, she went back to scowling at Larten.

"Don't you think he's had enough practice?" she inquired. The orange-haired vampire chortled, as if what she had just said was somehow amusing.

"Enough practice?" he scoffed. "He has barely done anything." Darren's pained expression said the contrary.

"He's worn out, Carrot Head." Larten frowned at the girl once again, irritated by the nickname she had given him and how frequently she used it.

"Fine, Darren may go, but I must tell you I am not-" Before he could finish, they were both gone, and he was seldom on his own. He sighed sadly, wishing for once that Darren would take his training seriously- the young vampire was always reluctant to try new techniques, and hardly ever stopped complaining. He raised his hand to his head and rubbed the scar that held its place of honour on his cheek. He turned on his heels, planning to go to the Hall of Kheldon Lurt, but stopped as when loud music started to blast into the gaming halls.

Whirling round to see what the source was, he saw a small object - a cell phone, he believed it was called - perched precariously on a rock. Jenny had obviously dropped it... but why was it making such a racket? He picked it up and fumbled it in his hand, clicking on buttons desperately to make it stop. Then the lyrics of the song caught his attention.

"When I walk in the spot, this is what I see - everybody stops and they staring at me." He raised an eyebrow- wondering who in the name of Charna could call this music. And-on even more pressing matter- how the person singing this so-called song had got through life with such bad grammar. He shook his head at the thought of even thinking of some of this terrible use of the English language in front of Seba. "I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it..."

Suddenly, he felt himself flex uncontrollably. His fingers tightened into a strong fist, and he was sweating profusely. He was smiling - smiling even though he was petrified of what was going on. "I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!" Just as that line was heard, with on swift jerk, his beloved cape was ripped off and thrown on the floor carelessly then his pants and then his shirt. Finally, after the spasms went away, he found himself dressed only in a bright red speedo - a speedo he could have sworn he never put on.

He didn't have enough time to be mortified, because soon enough, his hips were swinging wildly – furiously, almost. With a distraught, yet, somehow, cheerful, expression on his face, he tried to stop himself, yet it was no use.

"This is a curse…" he muttered. His movements were becoming more enthusiastic and dynamic by the second.

"Hey, Carrot Head, I forgot my phone, have you-" Jenny returned to get her phone, but the sight before her eyes made her freeze with shock. "Larten… what are you doing?!"

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