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A/N: yay episode fics! This one is definitely shorter and definitely sillier than my last one. Lots of Jim/Dwight ridiculousness. This below is the cold open, which doesn't have anything to do with the actual episode; it's just another something silly I thought up. I'll have the next chapter up soon, but currently it is being beta'ed by my love, MrsBigTuna. I thought the cold open was safe to post though, and I wanted to get this story rolling before the NEW EPISODE NEXT THURSDAY!! Ahhhhh I can't wait!! Hehe. Enjoy!

"Goood morning Viet-Paaam!" Michael shouted as he entered the office, making Pam look up form her desk, startled.

She sighed, "Good morning Michael…"

"Ho-ho! Someone's a little grumpy this morning… Looks like you could use—" He took out a magic wand from his coat pocket and tapped it against her desk, causing it to turn into a bouquet of flowers. "—Some fresh-picked daisies." He handed them to her and she smiled slightly at him.

"Visit the magic shop over the weekend?"

"You betcha!" he grinned. "Ohh look at you, you're gonna tear up from getting flowers…"

"No, I'm—"

Michael interrupted her, "Yes you are! Here, take my handkerchief." He carefully pulled out a handkerchief from his pocket, leaning over her desk so as not to pull out the rest of the handkerchiefs attached to it. Pam gave an exasperated look to the camera and began to pull.

Michael backed away, "Oh! Look at that! If Jim ever dumps you you can use this to cry into—" By this point Michael had backed up all the way to his office, so he gave Jim a playful smack on the arm, "Or vice versa. It's okay for men to cry, Jim."

"Thanks Michael," Jim said, giving a look to the camera.

"And you know what? It is okay…" Michael reached behind Jim's ear and pulled out a plastic gold coin, "To take a gamble once in a while." He tossed the coin at Jim and then took a flourishing bow, "Thank you! Thank you everybody!! I'll be here all day." Realizing no one was applauding for him, he scowled at them and then went into his office and slammed the door.

I'll have the first "real" chapter up in a couple days... and by a couple days, I mean hopefully tomorrow. Meanwhile, how was this for ya?