Hehe, enjoy.
-Julie and Alan's...Box?-
Julie: (takes out big Wii system (not wanting it), then jumps in BIG box with Alan)
Me: ...You guys got this just to play with the box?
Julie: Yea.
Me: I'll take the Wii.
Me: Thanx. (hears sounds like fighting)
-Outside-
Me: (looks in box)
Alan and Julie: (standing there)
Me: Wha? How're you guys doing that?
Alan: Doing what?
Me: Those... nevermind. (thinks) gotta find out what's in that box. who cares right? i'll just play the Wii.
Me Again: (plays Pokemon Ranch)
Hayley: I am so glad to see you again!
Me: (thinks) I am so NOT.
Hayley: I brought a Pokemon! (brings in a ... BOX)
Me: (wipes eyes) A BOX? I know that's not a Pokemon.
Hayley: According to the Hayleydex, it is! And look inside!
Me: (breakes it open, finds a Victreebell) OH C'MON!
Hayley: The ranch has expanded so you can fit even more boxes!
Me: (shocked, epression blank, turns off the game, goes to the News Channel)
News Channel: Lastest news in championship boxing!
Me: Phew.
...
It's actual BOXES. FIGHTING. AHHH!
(tuns off Wii, watches TV)
Soap Opera: I love you will you ever forgive me? I brought you a box.
Other Person: So did I.
Me: ... (play Wind Waker on GCN)
Medli: (dialogue BOX) Link, we have to push these boxes to get to the top so I can fly okay, I'm not that fat.
Me: ...
Alan and Julie: I love these shows. (Alan) Hey Steph I got you a present.
Me: (looks at present wrapped in a nice looking BOX, then flips it over) AH!
Alan: If you dont' want it, I'll just return. Gosh.
Link's Grandma: (feels box, then opens it) Link, I told you to stop playing in dungeons. (feels contents) I can feel your bones through your chest.
Link: (too busy trying to win MarioKart with Wii Wheel upside down)
Me: (goes insane)
Tetra: (ROFL) OMG, YOU SUCK!
Alan: Heh. Oh well. I just she doesn't want the box. I'll take it.
Link: Aren't dungeons so romantic? (takes Tetra to one)
Tetra: (attacked by ReDeads in a smelly old dungeon that smells like feet) HELP?
Link: (too lovestruck while being attacked) You feel that, Tetra? That the strong love crushing our bones.
Tetra: No, Link, that's the ReDead.
ReDead: LOVE? IT BURNS!
FIN
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