Jason

I was getting annoyed. Every time I ask a camper about Percy Jackson, they just looked at me with sadness in their eyes. I mean, he can't be that awesome, no one can.

I'd just come back from asking the Stoll brothers about him as I saw Piper and Leo come back from asking Thalia, my REAL sister.

"Anything?" I sighed already knowing the answer. Of course, they shook their heads no.

"Same," I said in disappointment. Leo looked really frustrated. He had a scowl on his face which actually never happens because he's usually cheerful and annoying.

"I wish there was something that could just tell us about his whole life," he pouted, folding his arms. I rolled my eyes,

"That's what were looking for dummy!" Piper yelled in his ear. I snickered, I know I was mad right now, but the relationship between the two were hilarious.

Suddenly, a big light appeared and all three of us looked away. It was like the sun was coming down on us, blinding our eyes and blistering our skin.

When the light died down, I looked and saw Apollo. He flashed a pearl white smile at us.

"Hey guys! Jason, Leo, and Piper right?" he said in a smooth voice that flowed like music. We all nodded to stunned to speak. Annabeth came running down with about the rest of the camp behind her, including Chiron and Dionysus.

"Apollo!" Annabeth cried as she skidded to a stop next to us.

"Annabeth, how's it going? Avoiding any monsters lately?" Apollo asked as if they were long time best friends. Annabeth shook her head. She was right, for some reason we kept killing monsters, but they came back so fast.

He shrugged. "Anyway, back to why I was hear. I came hear because these three have not heard the adventures of Percy Jackson and I happened to right a story about him, though he actually wrote it. Why am I taking all the credit? He's suck a good writer he could be my-"

"Apollo!" Dionysus screamed obviously annoyed of how the sun god easily got distracted.

"Right right," Apollo said rolling his eyes, "Back to the explanation, in these books are all his adventures and every thought he had during them. Have fun reading them!" he said cheerfully and was gone in a flash.

It was silent for a moment and finally Chiron broke the awkward moment.

"We should read them," he confirmed. We all nodded. I was really excited, I wanted to see if this guy was really awesome. Though, no one could be more awesome then me because I'm a son of Jupiter, right?

Nico read first.

I Accidentally Vaporize my Pre-Algebra Teacher

"Are all the chapter titles going to be like this?" Leo snickered. I shrugged.

Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood.

We all nodded in agreement.

If your reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this book right now. Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about your birth, and try to lead a normal life.

Being a half-blood is dangerous. It's scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways.