Snack Time


Disclaimer: I don't own Live, but I do own snack time! (Eats a bunch of cookies, and drinks 27 cokes) Man, I'm gonna have a massive sugar rush in the morning! ^__^


(NOTE: I love Weird Al's food songs, so I'm gonna do one myself!)


It's easier not to eat mine,
but measure my weight by my girth.
I sank into eating with you,
here at Joe's Diner, by and by.

I'd like to order more grape juice.
I need it, my steak won't go down.
My check just came up, I've been swept away.
But I need some dessert just before I leave.

Cause I need a snack, because,
I'm so hungry! Yeah!

I sure love snack time!
I sure love hot dogs!
I sure love snack time!
Please do not end this for me!
I sure love snack time!
I sure love carmel!
I sure love snack time!

It's easier not to drink Sprite,
than measure my weight by my size.
We long to eat here at supper time,
here at Joe's Diner, by and by.
To cradle the candy in space,
and eat it here afterwards!
We're so hungry! Yeah!

I sure love snack time!
I do love ice creme!
I sure love snack time!
God, don't end this for me!
I sure love snack time!
I will eat all time!
I sure love snack time!
Yeah!

(I want more creme pie!)
(I want more french fries!)

I sure love snack time!
Yeah!

Oh no! I just got bad heartburn.
Only Tums could save me now.
All this pizza that I ate,
all came burnin' back up now.
All this pizza that you had,
only Tums could save you now!
ALL THIS PIZZA THAT WE HAD!
YEAH!
YEAH!
(BURP!)

I sure love snack time!
Gimme more fried shrimp!
I sure love snack time!
You should all eat just like me!
I sure love snack time!
I want more pudding!
I sure love snack time!
Yeah!

(I want chili dogs!)
(I want pizza too!)
(I want clobbler too!)
OOOOOOOOOH!
(I love V8 Splash!)
(I want candied yams!)
(I just love snack time!)