I Believe in Sherlock Holmes, a sherlock fanfic

Hey, gang. So sorry I haven't posted a story before. So don't flame me.

Believe me, that's my department.

And no, this user hasn't been dead.

I've just been bumming around.

I'm here to promote that I believe in Sherlock Holmes. I always have.

He has extraordinary superpowers, and is a force not to be reckoned with. I've seen him take out a car once with his laser vision. He is the new Clark Kent in a scarf and coat. Simply brilliant, and he can do amazing things.

Too bad there were people inside that car. It was a tragic news story. "Sherlock Holmes PMSES on Car."

I'm dead serious. I'm not making this up. It was a real thing that happened. Go and open a new window, and type it in.

And if you're actually considering opening up a new window to ask the Internet about this, you obviously don't understand the fundamental properties of sarcasm, and all of you are morons to actually think that superheroes actually exist.

And, newsflash:

I knew he'd come back the whole time.

That's why I worked my butt off on that final game.

I hope you enjoyed it. I expected his return the whole time.

I believe in Sherlock Holmes.

I believe in Sherlock Holmes

Did you miss me?

Miss me?