A/N: Ok first chappie of this very twisted fanfic. If you guys hate Mary Sues you might not like this, but it's not exactly like those kinds of fics. It's more realistic, cut out the part about being around Anime people.
Anyways, remember to read My Life Or My Backdrop? before reading this fanfic. This is an Angiie fanfic, meaning I am the main character. Remember you don't have to like this, I didn't make it for you no offence. I'm just making this to get it out of my system, I might as well use my weird imagination to make a few people in this world happy. I'll try and update as soon as I can.
Flamers will be hunted down and slapped across the face. Do not FLAME MY IMAGINATION, I'm disturbed, you don't want to hurt the feelings of a mentally unstable person do you? Anyways, read on.
This is the newly revised version of Coma, I changed the title cause I can't remember why I put Comma instead of Coma but any who. It's not really revised at all as much as it is my really short chappies smushed together so they don't seem so small. Neways enjoy.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto, but I own my name and my self so…I own part of this fic. :DDDD
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The last thing I heard before I slipped into the dark oblivion was the sound of my heart monitor stopping.
This was great, am I dead now? Damn that goddamn car collision on the highway, which was entirely that truckers fault, I mean what kinda person driving a 15 ton truck would slam the breaks out of nowhere. Sure there was a crash up ahead but he would've saved more lives if he just drove off the bridge.
Then they told me I couldn't walk again cause the damn truck had flipped us over and I broke like…all the bones in my leg. The painkillers probably helped cause all I felt was my broken toe. And now all I see is black, wonderful.
I'm dead?
Great way to start the weekend, I get it God…you hate me. It's just cause the Devil likes me more, we're really close. Hell I even asked him to reserve some nice suits down in his place for my family, like they were going to heaven. But I guess they probably died, I heard them talking about how fatal their injuries were.
I know I sound like a heartless jerk, but it's not like I'm never going to see them again, we'd all go to hell anyways. What's the point in crying, the truth is…
I've never been able to cry about the big stuff. When someone dies, I don't feel nothing. I don't cry, I don't feel sorry for anyone. It happens all the time why should I waste time thinking about it, but the little things just get me.
Little things, like him.
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I opened my eyes, surprised that I could. Light seared my pupils but I couldn't close them, all I could see was a blinding light. After a while of blinking, my eyesight was close to normal, I could see a window…a bed…oh shit, I didn't die?
I was still in the hospital.
They probably transferred me to another one, by the looks of it.
On the other side of the world?
It's been along time, conscious.
Yea yea, and without me you've gone and gotten yourself killed
Not my fault, I wasn't driving. Besides back to the topic, where am I? Last time I looked out the window it was snowing, and now the trees are blooming?
Cherry blossoms?
Yup, they transferred me, or maybe this was heaven?
I tried to move, attempting to get up. When I did I felt a jolt of the worst pain in hell shoot up my leg, but I tried to muscle past it and landed face flat on the floor.
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I think it was 3 hours, by the sounds of the ticking clock, until a nurse finally found me half paralyzed on the floor. I creaked an eye open at her, only seeing a blur of pink and white.
Yanking my ass off the floor I got up and stood at the window.
" Fuck, it took you 3 hours, Goddamnit. 3 hours, you're lucky I'm not a snitch or your job would've been his."
I pointed the man whimpering behind her, hidden under a clipboard. I coughed, my voice sore.
" How bout some water, asshole. Don't you know how to treat a patient?!"
I didn't know why I was screaming; all I really wanted was some drugs. Painkillers, antibiotics…weed. I never tried it but hell if it takes away the pain in my leg I'd do it.
" Calm down. Hikurano get the patient some water, and after wards contact Godaime. Tell her she's awake."
I waited to see if my brain would start working again, maybe then I could figure out why she was talking in Japanese, why the names she said just HAD to be Japanese, and how the fuck I could understand her.
Oooo, I get it. We got transferred to Japan.
When you say we, don't you mean me?
I AM you…so its technically we.
You win.
" Haruno-sama, how long has the girl been in the comma?"
The man, Hikurano, started scribbling down some thing insanely fast as the nurse, Haruno, started talking some medical shit.
Haruno…Haruno…haven't I heard that name somewhere…nope.
Didn't ring a bell.
" …in comma status for about…3 months now…"
I went a little dizzy, " 3 months?" I turned to her. She nodded. The drugs must've been strong cause I swore I saw pink hair. Shoulder length, soft, silky, to die for pink hair. Hell no.
And she was white too, goddamn her, white, and so pretty. If I was white I'd dye my hair pink too. I wondered if she had to bleach her hair, then the shooting pain in my leg came back. And so did the floor.
Floor I know you love face, but face feels that floor hurts too much. So it's time to say goodbye.
I rolled over, almost having a seizure at the sight.
A hoard of crazy looking police guys that were dressed in mesh clothing and loose, black cargos. Metal plates and guards were tied onto their clothes like armor. They wore some weird animal mask things and they all had some scary looking weapons held in front of them. And suddenly they were in front of my neck.
" Shit…"
It's the pigs
And I think passed out.
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" She is a stranger, a missing-nin, no doubt. What if she's a spy for the Sound, Oto must not infiltrate Konoha. Our jounin can only take on other nin, not giant snakes! "
Dead silence filled the air as all of the nin filled in the little hospital room agreed. Godaime, Tsunade stood over the drooling, pathetic weakling on the cot.
"Get her to a cell. Uchiha, Uzumaki you must interrogate her. Haruno finish healing her leg, immediately!"
Godaime stomped away, leaving craters in her midst.
" Hai, Godaime-sama."
And the ANBU squad retreated leaving only one ROOT member and the other three nin of Team 7 behind. Haruno started to heal the unconscious girls' leg while the other three men stood awkwardly at the door waiting for the job to be done.
Sai stood next to Sasuke and whispered a goodbye then nodded at Naruto before making some hand signs and disappearing into a puff of smoke.
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I hate you for killing us…again
Ok, seriously. I didn't kill us, I can still feel my arms and legs. Ooo and I feel my hair. It's so soft and silky, a little shorter than I remembered though…kinda spiky, shit they did not dye it black did they?!
That's not our hair. Baka.
First, stop speaking Japanese. We're like, English…it sounds weird. And second….
…Fuck.
" I usually don't caress peoples hair, you know. It's just that…it's so goddamn silky and…umm I just wanna know…what shampoo do you use?"
Nice…
Shut up, I'm under pressure.
I looked up into the deep onyx eyes. This man, he looked just like…
…like him.
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He watched her drool onto her bleach white pillow and rubbed his temples. Interrogating this…human? What ever it was, it would be hard. His keen eyes caught her movement, she was stirring.
Fuck, why did Naruto have to get distracted by Hinata
'Cause he's got the balls to ask her out
What? He finally found the brains to realize she likes him?
Shit. The thing is waking up. Go and interrogate it.
I can't do this without the dobe
Right, you tend to just stare and every once in a while…you glare. How ferocious
Shut up, what's the thing saying
The girl was still drifting into consciousness; she mumbled something about killing some Hikurano. No doubt the drugs were affecting her senses. Sakura had given her medication that would slow down her reflexes and make her sight and hearing slightly dulled for a few minutes. Of course it would be cruel if she was just a simple villager, but seeing as the Godaime was an extremist on Konoha's defense, she would not let one person into her village without knowing everything about them. The drug would make sure she could not escape from the hospital or do any damage to the village.
Other than drown people with her drool
He glanced at the tiny puddle of saliva pooling on the tile next to her cot. She shifted loudly, trying to break free of the drugs' effect. Making his way closer to the dark mystery, he loomed over her body, tangled in the linen hospital sheets. Narrowing his eyes he leaned closer to her face, searching for any trace of her previous home. She bit her light chocolate lip, her eyelashes
Are to die for
She's dark…a kunoichi of Suna?
Gaara's of Suna, he's not as dark as chocolate sake cake. And kunoichi? Please, she looks less like a nin than Lee
Little too far don't you think
He watched her fingers twitch and claw at her sides, they slowly reached up going closer and closer to his face. His eyes wavered for a second trying to figure out what she was going to do.
Umm, move baka
Did you just call me baka
Her fingers reached his hair, they found his silky strands and pulled lightly. He froze, what the fuck was she doing.
She just touched my hair. Kami, she's touching my hair
Bitch no, KEEL HER
He couldn't move, her fingers paused, feeling around his spikes, natural spikes of course. Her nails grazed his scalp as he tried to move away from her grip on his precious hair. She stopped suddenly, and cracked a dark hazel eye open.
" I usually don't caress peoples hair, you know. It's just that…it's so goddamn silky and…umm I just wanna know…what shampoo do you use?"
Shampoo?
" Sasuke – teme! Get away from stranger – san!"
Konoha's number one, hyperactive, knuckleheaded ninja stood furious at the doorway pointing an accusing finger at Uchiha Sasuke.
" First you steal Sakura – chan now you're going to steal her…uhh…it?"
Uzumaki Naruto scrunched his eyes at the small frame in the cot, her legs were so tangled in the sheet it looked inhuman…err…she looked inhuman. His whisker marks sunk back into his sun kissed cheeks, leaving only slightly prominent lines. His eyes returned to a deep ocean blue, his crystal gaze a sharp contrast to the blood red it was a second ago.
" Hinata said no?"
" Kiba…"
Sasuke nodded in understanding as Naruto's eyes glowed red for a moment before he realized the girl was staring. He suddenly lost his murderous look, Naruto stopped baring his teeth and suddenly broke into a idiotic looking grin. Like a little child he hopped up and down, in his jounin vest, mesh clothing and dark baggy cargos, he looked like a lunatic.
" MY FIRST INTERO – SOMETHIN, BURN SAI!! TSUNADE – BAA SAMA FINALLY RELIZED MY GENIOUSNESS, BELIEVE IT!!"
He ended with a thumbs up and a grin so wide it was inhumanly possible.
If we put him in a green spandex suit, tell him to say youth in every sentence and dye his hair, do you think anyone would think he's Lee?
Get him to stop plucking his eyebrows and teach him to speak
I don't think he plucks
Sasuke glanced at Naruto's eyebrows which were dangerously growing wild above his eyes. He wondered why he never noticed.
He didn't bother to correct the dobe's language, or fill him in that his look-a-like emotionless ROOT member was out on a mission and couldn't hear him from Suna. He didn't notice that he had sat down on the side of the bed when approaching the patient until he heaved himself up away from the soft linen. Sasuke strolled next to Naruto, resisted the urge to smack him upside the head and waited for him to start the interrogation.
Naruto was stayed leaning on the doorframe, waiting for Sasuke to start the interrogation. He amused himself by imagining Hinata and Sakura out on a date with him, but he even his imagination never let him go past 1st base.
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I waited like 5 minutes for them to talk, or move…or blink. That Narootoe guy had glassy eyes and was staring out the window while that…uhh…other guy was just standing there…staring
At you, he wants your eyelashes
gasp
We must keel
We must
" Uhh…Sauce…que?"
Ooo, you messed up
Shhh, he didn't notice. He was already staring, now he's just…glaring.
" Sasuke. Uchiha Sasuke."
His stare intensified as I whimpered lightly.
Goddamn, he even sounds like
Him
" Sasuke – teme!"
Naruto shook out of his trance and stomped his foot childishly.
" I've been waiting for forever and Hinata and Sakura have turned me down 5 times now! Intero…o…ga…t-t-t…her."
" Interrogate?"
I offered, giving him a weak smile, hoping that what ever was in the pouch on his hip would be blunt. Maybe they'd just interrogate me and let me go free.
You didn't do anything wrong, except get us killed
Maybe I'm dreaming
Yea let's go with that
My smile became bigger as I realized I was right. This was all a dream, this whole thing. Maybe the drugs they gave me were just a little too strong; it must be affecting me a lot. I lay down, getting comfy in the silky sheets. Oh my dreams always treat me good, maybe this time it'll last longer. I always wake up right when they get good.
I blame you for that
I'm not in charge of dreams
They watched me snuggly into my pillow more, and waited for one of them to find a question to ask in their incredibly slow minds. That Sauceque man came first, I didn't want to look at him. It brought back memories that are best left alone. He walked up to the bed as I turned my back to him, I heard him call Narootoe over.
Narootoe reminded me of someone too, Elio
His friend
Elio was my friend too, not everything belongs to him
He liked him more
Shaddup
" How bout starting with your name…"
Sauceque asked.
" Angie…"
Damnit even his voice was the same.
" Last?"
" Uhh…none…"
Lying? It's a dream. You can do what you want
Meh, I don't like my last name…Ohh this means I can make one up!
No
You used to be fun
He's hott, don't screw this up
Umm, dreams can't be…ok fine, what do I do now?
Smooch him
No
Chicken
" Oo, fuck off."
Baka
Fuck
" I'll fuck off after you tell me what you were doing in a coma in Konoha's woods."
" Kono – wah?"
" KonoHA!"
Narootoe yelled in my ear, he had somehow gotten behind me and leaned in extremely close. He smelled like sweat and some weird spicy noodle thingy, what was it…
Ramen
Mmm, ramen.
" Mmmm, ramen…"
Naruto paused.
" I agree."
I tilted my head to the side and watched as his serious face fell away and he put on a charming grin, with…a little drool on the side? Still, he was good looking. The vest he wore was unzipped and the mesh showed his amazing physic.
Daim these people must be athletes or something, cause shit theys hott
Ooo, two boys in one dream. Nice
" Dobe, go bother Hinata or something. I'll interrogate her alone."
Uh oh…
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I miss him so bad but there's nothing but his abuse to miss. He never cared about me, he never liked me so why do I like him? I just can't stop it now, but its good that we're going to different high schools. I'll never see him again so I can finally get over him. I hope I'll never hear his voice or see his face ever again.
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I could feel his stare, those dark onyx eyes glued to my frame. His voice like silk when he calls my name. I could picture his features, impatient and frustrated, like he always was with me. I could feel his dread, having to talk to such an insignificant person in his life. I knew he had other things to do, people to meet. He would have a girlfriend, a million fangirls, everyone would want to be his friend. He'd be popular and perfect, with no time for me.
No time for me.
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Every time I'm sure that I'm getting over him some shit always reminds me of him. This time it's my subconscious, I'm fucking dreaming about him every fucking night. One time he likes me, the other he wants me dead. These dreams they taunt me, I never get to talk back to the fucker. I hate him, he's gone and I'll never see him again but I can't let go. He keeps me alive, my drug and anti drug at the same time. I'm always so happy cause thinking about him just makes me feel like I have a purpose. Like things are going good and not going nowhere. I really think it was love. But you need two people to fall in love
I fell anyways
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" …Kichi?"
I raised an eyebrow and hummed, if he couldn't say Angie then what's the difference in saying Kichi. I guessed that was what he found to be the most likely Japanese version of my name. He wouldn't say Angie either, even when I begged him to. He'd always call me Ang, which I hated. The man couldn't see but I was tearing, his voice sounded so much like him. I hated how much I missed the sound.
" Kichi Aburakoji?"
" Kichi."
"…Hn."
Just like him
" What were you doing in Konohagakure?"
Selling drugs
" Nothing,"
" What village do you come from?"
The village of fuck you
" ..."
" Amegakure?"
Yes
" No."
" Getsugakure?"
Sure
" No."
" Hoshigakure?"
Why not
" No."
" Iwagakure?"
Meh
" No."
" Moyagakure?"
Does it matter
" No."
" Kirigakure?"
Hmmm
" No."
" Kumogakure?"
Not feeling it
" No."
" Kusagakure?"
I'm thinking…
" No."
" Sunagakure?"
Ahh,
" No."
" Takigakure?"
Maybe
" No."
" Tonbogakure?"
Ok
" No."
" Yukigakure?"
Gawd say yes already
" No."
" Otogakure?"
Me likes
" Sounds good, let's go with that."
"You're from Oto? What is your purpose here?"
To kick your fugly ass
" Nothing."
" Where is your hatai-ate?"
" Up your ass, bitch."
He growled lightly and came closer to the cot, pulling aside the sheets he shoved my shoulder down so that I was facing him. He leaned in, staring into my eyes. I blinked, fuck he looked just like him.
Gawd just smooch him already, it's a dream remember?
Dreams are no fun when you don't play along.
" I'ma to blow up this piece of shit village and I'ma destroy your ass, mutha fucker."
His eyes narrowed and suddenly all that was left of his onyx pupils were three commas, swirling in a pit of blood red. If they weren't scaring the shit out of me and if he wasn't so close and if he wasn't tightening his grip on my shoulders then I would've thought his eyes were pretty.
" I may have been one of you sick fucking Oto nins, but Orochimaru is dead, I fucking destroyed him. And I will destroy you if you so much as step on a fucking blossom within Konohagakure's walls. Whatever revenge you are planning should stop now. This room is surrounded by highly trained ANBU elites. They will kill you if you ever try to threaten Konohagakure."
He pulled me out of the cot, my legs felt cold as the breeze from outside suddenly turned chilly. I saw a glimmer of black ink like energy swirling from him, onyx marks glowed onto his skin. His pale face was rapidly beginning to be covered by them and bled outward around him. He held me up from the ground and I felt him shake with the rage I could see seeping from him.
" You disgust me you fucking bitch, you and all you Oto nins will die and you will rot in hell alongside Orochimaru."
I was paralyzed, this was a nightmare not a dream. He was angry, insanely angry. Just like he would be when I would talk back to him. I was breathing in short pants, shit this dream felt so real. Every detail was so vivid, his short nails dug into my arms as he slammed me against the wall. He growled darkly and brought one hand to my neck.
" And…"
His hand shook, his fist slowly straightened and I heard him whisper hotly against my ear.
" Watch your fucking language."
I felt a shark, blinding pain from the right side of my neck, it traveled up into my eyes and spread through my body. Once again I found myself lost in a world of dark abyss.
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" Sasuke - teme?"
He stood at the door with that idiotic look on his face, the one I've seen countless times before. When Sakura finally told him Hinata had a pretty much life long crush on him, when Lee kicked his ass while sparring, when Kiba had made his wish to court Hinata public, when I finally returned to Konoha, when
When you wouldn't stop listing reasons for him being stupid and you being better until Sakura had to knock you out?
Touche
" Why is she knocked out? Why is your Sharingan on? Hey I thought you learned how to control the curse seal!"
I waited for him to turn back into Naruto instead of the critical Sakura-like person he was now. My Sharingan was now gone, leaving my eyes as black as night once again, the curse seal glowed while I tried to control my anger. This was not good, Tsunade - sama had placed a seal upon Orochimaru's little 'gift' to ensure that my anger would not call upon it. If the curse seal is used with my Sharingan, I will lose bits of my memory. If I had continued to stay with Orochimaru, he would have trained me so that I would use only the power of the curse seal. Meaning I would have lost my memory, making it easier for the snake bastard to take over my body.
" You killed her?! I leave for..."
I watched as the sorry excuse for a jounin started counting his fingers, the look on his face was one that I found myself missing most of all his stupid expressions. It made me think back to our genin years when Sakura and he would fight over who gets to spar with me, then she would smack him killing most of the memories of the day. Then he would stand there on the training feild trying to remember how he got from his bed to the dirt floor. I stifled a laugh, the dobe managed to get confused at his 5th finger and started all over again.
" Dobe, just go get Sakura to heal her shoulder. I think I was too rough - "
He had given up on counting and instead taken interest in staring at me, then at Kichi, then back at me.
" Y-Y...You! SASUKE - TEME! YOU WERE TOO ROUGH?! WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!"
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Dear Kami, what did Sasuke do to her?
She was slightly bleeding from the corner of her mouth, she probably bit her lip. I turned my gaze to Sasuke.
" SHE WAS IN A COOOOOOOOOMAAAAAAA!!"
I couldn't believe Sasuke - teme would be so careless. For a second there I saw myself staring at the pulsing curse seal, if he could just go against Tsunade's orders so easily how could I trust him anymore. She was weak and fragile, the drugs Sakura had given her would've made her so weak she would break if someone tried to harm her. I thought Sasuke had changed, this was a side of him I hated to see. A side I thought died along with Orochimaru.
" Dobe, she's an Oto nin."
With that he left, leaving me with my anger and Kyuubi's bloodlust.
Uzumaki - san
The soft growl in my head made my hand twich and my eyes go foggy.
Let us
My nails grew longer, I could feel my pupils burning into a deep blood red.
Kill her
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" Ahhh hic Shizune. This sake is hic soooo hic good..."
Tsunade - sama began to hum some awfully off-key tune as she put her feet up on her desk. The Hokage was always drinking in dire moments, she was swamped with paperwork coming in from all the shinobi villages. The Chuunin Exams were up ahead and shinobi were pouring into Konoha once again in hopes to become respected chuunin. I began to start on the paper work, as Godaime seemed to have passed out. Drool from the corner of her mouth dripped onto a sheet of paper. I snatched it before the ink started to run, it was the order from Tsunade to put one Kichi Aburakoji in house arrest within the Uchiha Estate.
I sighed, using the Uchiha Estate to house criminals? When Sasuke had left, Tsunade needed to use it for something, and seeing as there were very rare criminal cases which required jails, she thought it would be appropriate if house arrests would be carried out there. Though when Sasuke had returned to Konoha, his hands bloody and still seeking revenge for his clan, Godaime had odered only jounin level criminals would be imprisioned there. Seeing as Sasuke needed to reprove his allegence to Konoha, she found it easier to kill two birds with one stone.
Though she never realized that Sasuke might betray them once more, or maybe she was just ignoring it. I took the paper, folded it and sliding it into an envelope. Walking over to the window, I called a messenger bird and waited. Sasuke would be angry for sure, but it was Godaime's orders. I sighed, being me was hard. Maybe I should have a sip of sake for the trouble I go through.
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