CRACK-TASTIC!
STARRING: Akatsuki
One day the littlest Uchiha was walking near the Akatsuki hideout, when the freaky shark guy walked out and screamed "lollipop!" Saucegay screamed like the little girl he is and hid behind a tree, he quietly sang "The Ding Dong Song" to calm himself down.
Fishstikz just walked away, Saucegay ran after him and asked "Why did you do that!?"
Fishstikz looked at him "Do what?" Saucegay stared up at him with cute eyes about to cry.
"Why did you take my Christmas tree, Santa Claus?" Fishstikz looked away and jumped into the trees to get away from the thing.
The littlest Uchiha ventured into the hideout, feeling less sad. He walked into Weasel-chans room, the glanced around hoping to find his aniki. Itachi was sitting on the ground, cosplaying Ed and attempting to preform alchemy. He had drawn a transmutation circle and clapped his hands together... nothing happened.
"Dang! I must be doing something wrong!" The wrinkly Uchiha yelled. Sasucegay hugged his Niisan and screeching YAOI fangirls ran in... Itachi pushed Saucegay away and continued his alchemy. The fangirls left, then the littlest Uchiha asked, "What are you doing?" Itachi looked at him with his cold eyes...
"Wanna have a tea party?" He asked without emotion. Saucegay started to cry furiously. Then Itachi looked at him and started to cry with him, hoping it would make him stop. Kakashi ran by dancing like Napoleon Dynamite to the song, "Just Dance." Saucegay and Weasel-chan looked at him oddly and pushed him out the window.
Kakashi eventually digested in Zetsu's stomach and Saucegay started to scream at him.
"I will burn the Icha Icha Paradise series!" He turned to his brother, "So about that tea party..?"
While Itachi and Saucegay were enjoying their tea party, Pein walked in. He wasn't expecting Saucegay to be there. He jumped back, he wasn't hiding himself at all because he felt he could trust Itachi to not give out his identity.
"Itachi, who is this?" the words slithered out, his voice sounded sinister while malice lingered in the air. "And-- what the HECK are you doing?!" Itachi and Saucegay stared at him until Saucegay stood up. Itachi looked at his ototo nervously.
"I am Uchiha Sasuke, and we are having a tea party! Don't you know ANYTHING, geez you're stupid!" Itachi slapped his pale hand over Saucegay's mouth but it was too late. He had insulted him, the leader of Akatsuki. Pein looked down at the teenager and scoffed.
"Your one to talk! Do you know who you are insulting?" Itachi stood up and glanced at Pein then looked at the ground. Saucegay was going to say something but Weasel-chan cut him off.
"Our deepest apoligies, Leader-sama. He means no harm, he is just a bit--
dimwitted." Itachi glared down at his younger brother. Saucegay flinched, then he walked out knowing he wasn't wanted anymore. But then he ran back in, wanting the teddybear he had used for the party, then once again... left.