Link Plays Zelda
Tetra: While playing Wind Waker, he accidently got magically transferred into the Wii.
Darknut: (brings out huge sword)
Link: AH AH AH AH!
Sheik: (from far away) So it's a screaming contest you want? BRING IT! AH AH AH AH AH!
Link: Stupid lake! (stabs lake) That'll shut you up. TAKE THIS AND THAT (stabs again)
Moblin: (chases after Link)
Link: (hookshots to other ledge)
Moblin: (falls off ledge, dropping his spear)
Link: Hey you forgot your spear! Come back! WAHHH! (falls off ledge)
-At Earth Temple-
Link: (trying to solve puzzle with blocks)
Medli: I think I'll rest here a moment. Hey, Link WHAT ARE YOU DO-
Link: (crushes Medli with block)
Door: (opens) DUNNA DUH DUNNA!
Link: YES I SOLVED THE PUZZLE! Hey Medli, I- oops. What that part of the puzzle? (crushes Makar on another block)
Door: (opens)
Link: WOW, I'm good at this.
Brendan: You blockhead. You don't have to crush people to solve the- AH!
Link: (crushes Brendan)
Door: (opens)
Link: (completes game) YEAH I DID IT!
Tetra: You killed like 3 of my friends.
Link: I'm feeling evil today. ("steals" a ballooon) MWAHAHA!
Tetra: It's Free Balloon Day stupid.
Link: Oh. (gets more balloons) YAY! (giggles, then hugs balloons, then it pops in his face)
Tetra: That was so evil, I think I'm blind from your evil
FIN
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