AN: Er, don't know where this came from. Just a tidbit. Real short.
Warning: YAOI of the H/K variety. No graphic stuff, just suggestive. Don't like, don't read.
Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho is not mine. No money has been made in the making of this fic and no copyright infringement has been intended.
Walking into the room, Yuusuke realized that perhaps it hadn't been his smartest action. I mean, he wasn't ad idiot like Kuwabara, but he definitely wasn't as smart as Kurama either. Because Kurama definitely would have realized that something was up the second he entered the building Kurama would have left immediately. Hell, Kurama wouldn't have opened the door in the first place. And Kurama would definitely have NOT caught himself in a VERY awkward position with the Tantei's resident fire demon.
--How exactly did Kurama get his body to twist that unnaturally anyway? Maybe it had something to do with being Youko…--
As Hiei turned on his patented Glare-of-Instant-Death, Yuusuke picked his jaw up off the floor and very quickly announced the reason he'd come.
"Um, Koenma sent Botan to tell me to tell Kurama to find Hiei, 'cause we have a mission and we all have to meet at the temple. I tried calling, but Kurama wasn't answering the phone. I mean, well obviously he wasn't answering. You guys were kinda busy, not that, I mean, um, yeah – "
Kurama was forced to disengage his mouth from its previous activity to answer Yuusuke. Hiei's Glare-of-Death intensified.
"Thank you, Yuusuke. Go ahead and tell the others we'll be up shortly."
Even through his schock, Yuusuke knew when he was being dismissed. Closing the bedroom door behind him, he walked relatively calmly out of Kurama's bedroom. A rather distinct groan followed him out, and Yuusuke increased his speed as he waled out the front door.
Heading down the steps of the apartment building, Yuusuke decided that Kuwabara would be fetching the kitsune next; or maybe Botan. Less emotional scarring, he figured. Either way, he definitely did not want to see either of his friends in such a position ever again. On the other hand, Hiei's groan had been pretty sexy. And Kurama in that position on his bed was a walking wet dream. Or maybe not quite walking.
On that note, and with those thoughts running through his mind, Yuusuke smirked and whistled as he strolled own Kurama's street.
--Yep, definitely have to keep that tidbit about the two demons in mind. At the very least, it was great blackmail material.--
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AN: Yeah, that's it. Please review. As a PS, I love Kuwabara, I just needed a character that could play stupid and wouldn't be a closet yaoi fangirl.